The Audacity!!!

So basically I got tagged by Drea. And she even had the nerve to DEMAND that I tag someone else! Well here you go... hope you are happy. I'm gonna tag Marcum, and That's Not Hott. So there you go, you spiteful little woman you!

Just Playin'...Or Am I (*IJ*)











IJ=Inside Joke

Don't Quote Me... Dumb Things Heard Round The Dorms

Here is a collection of quotes that people have said in my presence and I'm pretty sure they wish they hadn't!

Man! Those new washing machines suck. I took my clothes out and they were still wet!

Some nights I'd just rather jerk-off than f*ck my girlfriend.

Retarded people are way smarter than us, they just don't know it.

There was blood in my piss this morning. You think that means something is wrong?

I bet you "Coming to America" isn't funnier than "American Pie".

I used to date this chick who wouldn't go down on me. So I stopped having sex with her to teach her a lesson.

Who is Kevin Garnett? Does he play basketball?

I don't have to pay taxes this year. I didn't work the whole year. You have to only if you've worked at least 12 months.

You're crazy! Britney Spears is way hotter than Beyonce! And she sings better.

Thriller didn't sell 50 million records. Nobody has sold more than 20 or 25 million! I think it was the Beatles or U2.

Highs&Lows

Alright, check this out. My week was going just "alright" up til Friday. See, we got this new guy and his name which I can't pronounce.... it sounds like "ball sack". So you know he's gonna get a lot of grief for that. Anyway everyday when we leave work I take the trash out.... which sucks cause I have to walk with this huge bag of trash down to the dumpster at the very end of the parking lot. Every f*cking day! So I figured on Friday that the new guy could give me at least one day off from that. He agreed to do it even though it was pouring down raining.

But check this out.....as we swing by the dumpster we see him bend down and pick something up. He gets in the car all happy and says, "this must be my lucky day, I just found $40!"

THE ONE DAY I DON"T TAKE THE TRASH..... THERE'S 40 F*CKING DOLLARS JUST LAYING ON THE GROUND!!!

I call BULLSH*T on that one!

Well that was the Low....

Here's the High....

So myself and Kyle are doing our radio show Saturday evening and we are trying to come up with ideas to fill in some gaps in it. You know, take out what might not work and put in something better. So I get this idea to call my friend "Shannon"(fake name) and ask her if she wants to be on the show. She lives in another state and agrees to do something over the speaker phone...which recorded pretty good in fact. So we tell her to call us back when she's ready and we try to think of something to do. We decide we'll each ask her a burning question that we want a female to answer. I come up with one but forget it the moment we start recording..... Kyle asks this:

Kyle:Here's my question. Why am I like the only guy who doesn't get sexy pictures from girls. It seems like everybody but me gets them. What am I doing wrong?
Shannon:Maybe you should just ask a girl to send you some. You never will know if you don't ask. Just come right and ask.

At this point I pop back on the line and ask "Shannon" if she would send me some sexy pictures.... she says "maybe".

Anyway, fast forward to Sunday night and I'm in my room just folding clothes when I send "Shannon" a text message that says I'm still waiting on that picture.

About 10 minutes later.................. I get one! Then....another! Man! She's hot!!!

She said you have to ask

In yo face Kyle!!!

Last Night

So myself and Kyle decide we're gonna freshin up the show before we post it....you know add some commercials and skits or whatever.

But first we had to go get alcohol! So we went over to the Class 6 on base. I got a 12pack of beer and he got a six. So we got to the two counters to get rung-up and I go to this high-yellow chick that I always go to(she kinda cute, might holla)....the other lady has a sh*tty attitude. So my clerk asks me if I wanna exchange a dollar bill for a new dollar coin. I say no cause I won't ever use that sh*t. But as we are walking out the store, Kyle says "let me get a dollar, I want one of those coins." Yeah whatever. So we go back in and this happens:

Young Girl:Ya'll came back
Kyle:Yep! Gotta get one of them coins!
Old B*tch:They're pretty good
Damon:Who's on the coin
OB:I think Monroe or Hamilton
K:The 5th president
YG:Was he?
OB: No! 3rd!
K:I'm pretty sure....
OB:No! He was the 3rd!
D:Well Clinton was the last good President...
YG:Clinton was terrible
K:Yeah he was.
D:Bullsh*t! He was better than the Bushes!
K:True
OB:They're trying to include all the Presidents in these coins
D:Even the bad ones? (laughing)
YG: (laughing)
K:Who's on the 50?
D:ummm.....Grant!
K:Oh, yeah!
D:But Benjamin Franklin was the Greatest American even though he wasn't a President
YG:What did you say?
K:He said Benjamin Franklin was the Greatest American
D:that's why he is the only one smiling on the money
YG:you said he wasn't a President?
D:Yeah.
YG:I didn't know that
D:really?
YG:nope
D:shameful
YG:well how do you know I'm not the Greatest American?
D:Ben was a diplomat, inventor, astronomer...
K:he invent a lot of sh*t
D:a stove
K:electricity
D:typography
K:the kite(laughing)
D:bifocals
YG:yeah I knew that one
D:now you see why he's the Greatest American and you're not?
YG:why not?
D:cause you didn't know Ben Franklin wasn't a President. I don't blame you....I blame the school system.
YG: (laughing)
K:hmmm that's weird(shows the Old B*tch the coin) It says here the 5th President.
OB:let me see that....it must be wrong!
Kyle&Damon: "Sure it is".....(shake heads)

Thanks 4 Your Time

Some Sound Advice

To every girl&guy on MySpace who claims to have all these people hatin' on them....JUST STOP!!!

Nobody is hatin' on you! When did MySpace become the proving ground for ya'll? If you're tough on MySpace that translates to the real world, right? Wrong! All it means is that with a Internet connection and some "tough-guy/girl" words you created a character that isn't you at all. Trust me....the real gangstas ain't on MySpace. They are killing the people you say you would, they robbing the people you say you would, and they sure as HELL ain't beefing with other MySpacers.

I'm on MySpace....cause I connect with people. That's one of it's main uses. Telling the whole world that "all ya'll b*tches can hate but yo man still eatin' off the plate" shouldn't be one. Grow up....and if you are under 18 years old....stop trying to be tough. You're not. Wanna know how I can tell? Cause noboy knows you. Every real tough person I know is well-known.....for many reasons. You? Cause you call yourself "orphan_maker", doesn't scare me. I've be shot at.....and I don't need the whole world to know to show how "gangsta" I am. Real gangstas are just that.....gangsta!


So in closing.....if you still have a bed-time.....you still ask your mama for money to go to the movies.....you like somebody but you don't really "like,like" them....you know every new song on the radio....our you take a picture tryna look hard but still got your brass baby shoes at home......you ain't GANGSTA!!!!

Get off MySpace.

Thanks 4 Your Time

Pros&Cons.... The Air Force

Here is something in the same league as Love/Hate.

Pro...I get a steady paycheck every 2 weeks
Con...that check doesn't always have a steady amount
Pro...everything is pretty much provided for you
Con...sometimes you have to jump through hoops to get it
Pro...I get a lot of satisfaction out of my job
Con…I also get a lot of stress from it
Pro…there are benefits; like money for college
Con…that is if you ever get time to go
Pro…I only work 4 days a week
Con…technically I’m always on duty; even while on leave
Pro…I get to travel
Con…Macon, the desert, and Las Vegas – that’s about it though
Pro…I get to meet a lot of new people
Con…who all seem to outrank me
Pro…I’m not the only one my age here
Con…most of those people are either lame or weird
Pro…I’m getting better at my job skills
Con…I’m still years behind everyone else
Pro…I look good in uniform
Con…I look like a future baby daddy to the girls I meet off-base while in uniform
Pro…I have the chance to really do something with my life
Con…I hear so many people say they want to get out as soon as possible
Pro…free meals
Con…if you aren’t in uniform, you can’t get carry out anymore
Pro…health care
Con…they wanna take out my wisdom teeth for no reason
Pro…my family is proud of me
Con…they don’t get to see me at all
Pro…I’m not far from home
Con…I haven’t been home more than 21 days in the last 8 months
Pro…I have made a lot of new friends
Con…and lost a few old ones


Thanks 4 Your Time

Real Quick

I know it looks like the same video for Lupe's "Superstar" is up but there are always new ones being added.


Check'em out.

BlueRoseProject videos....look out for the official BlueRoseProject shirt. Dropping....whenever I f*cking feel like it!

My LIfe....Now

Yep this is a update on my comings and goings.

So I have been working for 2 weeks straight without a real day off. I did Bay Orderly for a week and went back to work the next day without any time off. Bay Orderly wasn't too bad but after lunch time some days we had to go to these different dorms and move furniture. It would've been better if we had had more people...2 guys they sent were even on profile...which means the doctors said they couldn't lift anything over 10 lbs. VERY HELPFUL. At least they were cool guys.

Two of the guys were Sr. Airmen and they reasurred me that I wasn't disgruntle...I was just able to see the bullsh*t clearly that we go through. Well at least I got to meet some more cool people on base.

So basically I'm pretty bored on the weekends....so I decided I could get back to working out. Which I like to do especially when I start seeing the results. So I brought some protein powder and fish oil pills(there is a reason, trust me) and got back in the gym. It gives me something to do that isn't bad for me either.

The weird thing about the weekends here is that everybody during the week says they're gonna do this and that...but come Friday afternoon....nothing. Then they are always turning to me for something to do. I have all kinds of ideas but they don't wanna do anything anyway...so what is the point. Back home I never really had a problem getting my friends to do something....ANYTHING other than sit in their room watching tv or sleeping. Yes, I'm tired at the end of the week too(especially this one) but I need to do something productive or fun for the weekend...what the f*ck you think I've been waiting for all week?!?

Nuff b*tching bout that....

I've been doing better and better at work and I'm getting closer with my co-workers. They aren't treating me like a "new guy" as much as they were when I first got here. They are giving me credit for doing my best at work and learning my job at a good pace. They're more trusting of my abilities and I feel more comfortable trying new things. I think that has had a good effect on everybody else around me.

Some quick random shots:
can't wait to go to Texas in March....can't wait for my new phone to show up....Justine, guess you really dropped the ball on my gift, huh?.....people I work with go to bed late as hell.....I went ape-sh*t with my debt card.....LRG all over the place.....music saved my life.....shout outs to Amy....Marcum....Sexy Jess(you really put me that high?!?).....Mikey......Wanda Bean....my Gadsden folks.... http://www.karmaloop.com/.... everybody in my top friends.... and some who aren't.....thanks to Vulich for finally stop calling me....God I hate you.... to anybody in the Middle Georgia area who knows where to party on a Saturday night


Thanks 4 Your Time....Let's Ride Daddy!!!

Pay Attention!

Yeah, I hear the Grammys are coming up very soon and I wanted to enlighten you to some of the music(songs and artists) I currently listen to.

So lets get to it...

• "Hey America" Lil' Wayne
• "Hello Brooklyn" Jay-Z feat Lil' Wayne (MidiMarc Mix)
• "Much More" De La Soul
• "John Legend's second album
• "The Backwudz's first album
• "Soon The New Day" Talib Kweli
• "One Night Only" Lil' Wayne
• The New Lupe Fiasco Album
• "Anything" Devin the Dude
• "Young Jeezy The Inspiration
• Corrinne Bailey Rae
• Stevie Wonder's Greatest Hits
• "Atonement" The Roots
• "Sensual Seduction" Snoop Dogg
• "The World I Know" Goodie Mob feat. Esthero
• "Ohio All-Stars" Hi-Tek
• "Woozy" Ludacris/Jackson 5

So that's just a taste of what I've been listening to. Check the old-school video below.

You Wanna See How Random I Ca Be?!?

I Wonder If Drea Has This One?

The Adventures of Damon&Kyle: We Discover Internet Radio

So last night after weeks of talking about it, we finally started our Internet radio show. Yes, we actually have a 1 hour radio show that is available every Sunday at 2AM Eastern Time. So last night was the first show and boy were we terrible. Well myself and Kyle weren't bad but the whole show was very, very random.

A couple of topics we discussed: Bigfoot of course, herpes, down syndrome, black history, and drinking.



We were pretty intoxicated the whole time and decided that, that is the only way to do the show. We pre-recorded it this time but we might go live once or twice. Next week we promise better sound quality, a more structured content, and wayyyyy better guests.



Info - http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ you can sign up for free to listen or produce your own show. We currently will be posting at 2AM on Sundays. To find it just sign up as a listener, search for Dear Bigfoot aka The Airman Hour and thats about it.

When I Feel Down I Watch This.... My Day Could Be Worse

One Of My Favorite Scenes From One Of My Favorite Shows

Erykah Badu - Honey

I love/hate when I see an idea for something that I should've/wish I did come up with.

My Little Brother Just Done Grown'd Up!

This is from our State paper

BEAT CONDUCTOR:Midi Marc, the Hopkins native who makes suave hip-hop soul beats, has gone the gangster route. He will release a remix version of Jay-Z’s “American Gangster,” titled “American Beatmaker.” (Marc also has a remix of Jay-Z’s “The Blueprint” called “The New Print.”)
Marc’s remixes give Jay-Z’s tough rhymes a lay-back-and-listen vibe. For instance, on “Success,” which features Nas, Jay-Z sneers at those who perceive his reign over. But in Marc’s version he sounds like he’s out for an afternoon drive. (Just don’t beep your horn at him.)
Marc’s reconstructions illustrate a beatmaker’s importance to a song’s mood. (Marc’s mashing of “Blue Magic” with En Vogue’s “Hold On” makes the former a listenable song.)
Marc is hoping for distribution through FatBeats, but “I’m probably going to bite the bullet and release them myself to Manifest and Sounds Familiar.”
Marc has produced original beats for rappers I’ve mentioned here — KcirE SivaD, Akshun, Fat Rat and Dan Johns. And on his MySpace.com posts, Marc has been offering reduced prices for his beats, some for $50.
“Eight out of 10 MySpace rappers just need a few beats for a mixtape so I give ’em out real cheap over and over again,” he said. “I normally charge 100 per.”
If you listened to some of the beats, you’d know that $100 is still a bargain. Check them out at www.myspace.com/beatsbymidimarc.