So I get to Texas late.... Makiya puts his finger in my mouth well I'm sleep.... so guess which quote goes with that moment(previous post).... I end up sleeping in 5 different places in the house while I'm there... Lavilla wanted me to visit her at her job.... the day before I was leaving.... so did Brown.... crazy girls.... Amy acted salty on several occasions.... but when she wasn't it was beautiful.... lots of fine Mexican women... Bones is a big crusty dog.... love'em to death.... which shouldn't be long.... a bouncer told me I couldn't wear my hat backwards.... then he went and got another bouncer to tell me.... which almost ruined my night.... who knew knocking a beer outta a person's hand could be so funny... right Marcum?.... next time drink all your Alize.... no Amy you can't have my track jacket.... its a 2x anyway dammit... it'll swallow yo ass.... thanks for the fish.... next time... more!!!.... Mike dances his ass off... I guess you can learn all the dances in your free time in Iraq.... I felt like a old man playing ball with them kids.... kids aka 19yr olds.... the trip home was 97.5% stress free... shout out to Sgt Bailey....
I plan on going back to Texas... hopefully before the end of this year.
Brennan... you wanna come? hahahahahaha
26 March 2008
I'd Like To...
The other day I was having a discussion with a friend of mine(white guy) about girls and spring break. He asked me if I wanted to go to Florida and hang out with his sister and her hot friends... if I'm cool with being around white girls. I thought about it for a second than said sure why not. I like women of all races. We did started talking about some women outside our own races we'd like to hook up with:
Eva Mendes, Kendra Wilkinson(Girls Next Door), Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Gali Montijo(VidaTV) and Kim Kardashian
Here's what I came up with off the top of my head-
Eva Mendes, Kendra Wilkinson(Girls Next Door), Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Gali Montijo(VidaTV) and Kim Kardashian I think those are good "not my race" picks.
Well I'm Back... Please! No Flash Photography!
First - some shout outs To Marcum[you big bear], Mike[dancing yo ass off, huh?], Amy[salty as usual but also kinda sweet], to that bouncer who told me to turn my hat forward[then ran and got another bouncer when I took it off and stared him down], to the beautiful Mexican chicas of Texas[who knew y'all had it like that], the waitress at Dick's[so did I scare you? you didn't even f*uck with me], the bartender at Dick's[sent me to a restroom with a brick wall behind it... good one homie], the lady that told me and Mike we were sexy then purpose we take her home with us...wink wink[next time...next time], to all the Milfs of Texas[see Mexican chicas for ref]... I think thats it for now
Well I started my trip to Texas on last Tuesday morning. Flew to ATL then tried to fly to Dallas... but the weather was too bad to land so we circled the city for a hour then landed in Louisiana. Stayed on the ground for 2 hours. Then we flew back to Atlanta... not cool at all with Amy! So I got another flight, this time straight through to San Antonio. Got there 7 hours later than I intended to the first time but hey I got there.
I will continue this story later
But first... some random quotes:
"Michelle Britt!"
"What the F*CK is wrong with you!?!"
"I bet she thinks I give a damn... I don't!"
"I've been drinking liquor all night. That's all I do now."
"Yes Sgt! Amy Lynn Jones."
"No! Not the middle name!!!"
"The Air Force is gay... and you're gay too!"
"How bout you say that in English."
"You wanna wear that shirt? Sit down and tell me you still wanna wear it."
"Muffin-Top!"
Go to www.theurbanblogger.com for more vids
Thanks 4 Your Time
Well I started my trip to Texas on last Tuesday morning. Flew to ATL then tried to fly to Dallas... but the weather was too bad to land so we circled the city for a hour then landed in Louisiana. Stayed on the ground for 2 hours. Then we flew back to Atlanta... not cool at all with Amy! So I got another flight, this time straight through to San Antonio. Got there 7 hours later than I intended to the first time but hey I got there.
I will continue this story later
But first... some random quotes:
"Michelle Britt!"
"What the F*CK is wrong with you!?!"
"I bet she thinks I give a damn... I don't!"
"I've been drinking liquor all night. That's all I do now."
"Yes Sgt! Amy Lynn Jones."
"No! Not the middle name!!!"
"The Air Force is gay... and you're gay too!"
"How bout you say that in English."
"You wanna wear that shirt? Sit down and tell me you still wanna wear it."
"Muffin-Top!"
Go to www.theurbanblogger.com for more vids
Thanks 4 Your Time
16 March 2008
Til Eye C U Again
Well, well, well... I'm about to go wash some clothes and pack my bags. I'm off to Texas for the next week. I'll probably have some great stories when I get back so look for those[all three of my viewers lol].
So to end this right I'd like to show you this:
So to end this right I'd like to show you this:
15 March 2008
Here's A Classic 4 MidiMarc
MidiMarc showed me this one night at our boy RJ's house.... just terrible.
LordHaveMercy!!!
09 March 2008
Get Out And Vote!
The question this election year shouldn't be "who are you voting for", but "who are you not voting for" this year.
I know the generic candidates but there are other elections going on in this great country we call America. Namely the Forest Election!
There are 2 people on the ticket and they both feel as though they are the best for the job.
On one hand you have Chewbacca: A well-known star of celluloid and an all-around great person. Han Solo's best friend and a damn fine adventurer and hero. He represents all that is good about space pirates without the need to throw it in your face.
Next his opponent Bigfoot: A enigma and all-around unknown. He is world known for being very evasive. But now he has stepped to the forefront to throw his raccoon fur hat into the election ring. He is good friends with the Loch Ness Monster and he runs his own radio show on MySpace. He is pushing health care for all animals even those that he injures himself in his sometimes drunken rages.
Now to not sound bias I present to you photos that may sway your vote depending on your personal tastes.
07 March 2008
A Very Sh*tty Day!
Yesterday was pretty much an all-around sh*tty day.
First, at roll-call the Supervision was acting all salty. I said good morning to a couple people and they just basically ignored me. When I sat down in the roll-call area I asked Shaun if he noticed that everybody was all tense. He said that he did. Our Commander just walked up and asked if we were about to start and everybody was kinda shocked. He never talks to us right before roll-call. We thought we were about to get our asses handed to us. Turns out that Mids failed 2 pre-flights the night before and people were pissed. Our shift(Days)?.... well we ended the inspection with a 93% pass rate. The Commander wasn't really pissed.... it just seemed that way.
So I go down to ISO with Rocha and we clean up some paperwork and take a seat we took out the cockpit over to supply. No problem. Then we got with Shaun and Jerry and went to help them deliver some stuff to sheet metal to get fixed. By time it was lunch time I was starving. So I went to my locker to change and what happens.... F*cking Vance and the Expediter come up to me saying they need me to go cross base to get some air stairs.(its a truck with stairs on top. you see them when they show the President getting off of Air Force 1) I tell them I was heading out to lunch with some people but they insist that I go because apparently Vance can't "legally" drive on the flight line because his comp card is f*cked up(something he should've gotten fixed before the inspection!). So they say its only gonna take 15 mins.... go get it and drive it to the flight. Easy, right?
WRONG!!!
When we get dropped off... the f*cking truck's battery is dead and we end up waiting 30 minutes for MotorPol to come charge it. They only came after we had walked over and told them we were still waiting! By this time I getting called on the radio about where am I cause they're waiting on me to go to lunch. All in all it takes a whole hour to get everything done. I had a headache, was pretty pissed, and was very hungry.
We ate Chinese buffet.... very tasty!
So after lunch myself and Rocha get told to go tape up a plane for maintenance.... they just couldn't find anyone else huh? So we go do that and then we get told we have to go back and do more and that we were told to do something we didn't even have to. Nobody knows whats going on. Then they are rushing us to go and get ready to tow the plane in case of emergency. Which is around 2pm. By 4:30pm they still haven't showed up to do what they were supposed to. Then as I look out the hangar to the flight line.... I notice that the plane that landed isn't even using the F*CKING AIR STAIRS!!!
All that bs for nothing...
So then ISO is e-mailing my Flight Chief that me and Rocha haven't been down there all day. So he asks me all these questions(no I'm not in trouble) and he tells me next time if he sends me to ISO to work.... don't let anyone pull me outta ISO for any reason without clearing it with him first. He said it was my fault for doing what I was told.... just don't let people use my lower rank to make me do b*tch work cause they're lazy.
So I get back to the dorm and as I'm walking up to the chow hall I kinda see this man who's wearing a beret coming down the sidewalk. His uniform is ARMY but I have no idea where his rank is(plus I'm looking directly into the setting Sun as I approach him). Well turns out he's a Lt. Colonel and he was about 2 seconds away from b*cthing me out before I hit him with a salute and apologize for not doing it at first.
Personal message to him:"This is a Air Force base. Those are the Airmen Dorms. If you are an Officer... don't walk between our dorms. They are supposed to be our homes and we don't feel very comfortable with people messing with us around our homes. It is not very healthy to have to worry about saluting an Officer when you only have 2 minutes to get to the chow hall before you miss your dinner(which by the way I still get charged with regardless). So please no more dorms for you.... you're an Officer and you make 10 times as much as us.... why are you eating 3 dollar meals?
Sh*tty Day!
First, at roll-call the Supervision was acting all salty. I said good morning to a couple people and they just basically ignored me. When I sat down in the roll-call area I asked Shaun if he noticed that everybody was all tense. He said that he did. Our Commander just walked up and asked if we were about to start and everybody was kinda shocked. He never talks to us right before roll-call. We thought we were about to get our asses handed to us. Turns out that Mids failed 2 pre-flights the night before and people were pissed. Our shift(Days)?.... well we ended the inspection with a 93% pass rate. The Commander wasn't really pissed.... it just seemed that way.
So I go down to ISO with Rocha and we clean up some paperwork and take a seat we took out the cockpit over to supply. No problem. Then we got with Shaun and Jerry and went to help them deliver some stuff to sheet metal to get fixed. By time it was lunch time I was starving. So I went to my locker to change and what happens.... F*cking Vance and the Expediter come up to me saying they need me to go cross base to get some air stairs.(its a truck with stairs on top. you see them when they show the President getting off of Air Force 1) I tell them I was heading out to lunch with some people but they insist that I go because apparently Vance can't "legally" drive on the flight line because his comp card is f*cked up(something he should've gotten fixed before the inspection!). So they say its only gonna take 15 mins.... go get it and drive it to the flight. Easy, right?
WRONG!!!
When we get dropped off... the f*cking truck's battery is dead and we end up waiting 30 minutes for MotorPol to come charge it. They only came after we had walked over and told them we were still waiting! By this time I getting called on the radio about where am I cause they're waiting on me to go to lunch. All in all it takes a whole hour to get everything done. I had a headache, was pretty pissed, and was very hungry.
We ate Chinese buffet.... very tasty!
So after lunch myself and Rocha get told to go tape up a plane for maintenance.... they just couldn't find anyone else huh? So we go do that and then we get told we have to go back and do more and that we were told to do something we didn't even have to. Nobody knows whats going on. Then they are rushing us to go and get ready to tow the plane in case of emergency. Which is around 2pm. By 4:30pm they still haven't showed up to do what they were supposed to. Then as I look out the hangar to the flight line.... I notice that the plane that landed isn't even using the F*CKING AIR STAIRS!!!
All that bs for nothing...
So then ISO is e-mailing my Flight Chief that me and Rocha haven't been down there all day. So he asks me all these questions(no I'm not in trouble) and he tells me next time if he sends me to ISO to work.... don't let anyone pull me outta ISO for any reason without clearing it with him first. He said it was my fault for doing what I was told.... just don't let people use my lower rank to make me do b*tch work cause they're lazy.
So I get back to the dorm and as I'm walking up to the chow hall I kinda see this man who's wearing a beret coming down the sidewalk. His uniform is ARMY but I have no idea where his rank is(plus I'm looking directly into the setting Sun as I approach him). Well turns out he's a Lt. Colonel and he was about 2 seconds away from b*cthing me out before I hit him with a salute and apologize for not doing it at first.
Personal message to him:"This is a Air Force base. Those are the Airmen Dorms. If you are an Officer... don't walk between our dorms. They are supposed to be our homes and we don't feel very comfortable with people messing with us around our homes. It is not very healthy to have to worry about saluting an Officer when you only have 2 minutes to get to the chow hall before you miss your dinner(which by the way I still get charged with regardless). So please no more dorms for you.... you're an Officer and you make 10 times as much as us.... why are you eating 3 dollar meals?
Sh*tty Day!
01 March 2008
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