Walking around/lookin for a way/but no one tells me which way to go...
I'm moving forward
but looking back
time standing still
like it stopped on a dime
I'm gonna need more
time or prayer?
a lil of both
just to have some hope
taken shots
just to try to cope
my baby left me
for a man with more
I got mad and called her a whore
but it was really a chore
keep her happy
but lost my mind
now I just lost
I don't know what's wrong with me.....
www.myspace.com/damonboom for the song "LOST"
30 November 2008
22 November 2008
20 November 2008
"Some Random Quotes" ....
"I wish my d*ck was that long... it'll be all skinny shaft with a huge f*cking head!"
"You ride your bike in this weather?! You sir, are not smarter than a bear"
"You either bring me my money or I bring you your ass whoopin'!"
"Now why would you ever think I wouldn't be packin' heat?"
"Hot grits? Oh, I thought you said you'd throw some hot d*ck on his wife."
"Man! Your breath smell like cold dish water!"
"You know that muthaf*cka ain't miss no damn meals!"
"When's the baby due?" [talking to a guy]
"Stop all that damn coughing or I'm gonna put a cough drop on the end of my boot and give it to you like a baby"
"Yeah she fine. When I see her I get a lil moist... yep! I'm getting some flow right now!" [said by a man]
"Why the fu*ck is he even going?! I wouldn't let that muthaf*cka watch my hostages!"
"You wanna slapbox over it?"
"Not even the smooth Billy Dee. The one from Star Wars!"
"I need you to go over to Support and get yourself a can of HURRY THE F*CK UP!"
"I'd give her the d*ck. But she'd have to pay double... that booty gonna need at least 2 spotters!"
"My wife pays me for sex. All in damn pennies!"
"What the f*ck is this "we" sh*t?! He told you to do it!"
"I don't want much in life. Just a nice house, fast car, good kids and a wife who gives head on the regular basis"
"You ride your bike in this weather?! You sir, are not smarter than a bear"
"You either bring me my money or I bring you your ass whoopin'!"
"Now why would you ever think I wouldn't be packin' heat?"
"Hot grits? Oh, I thought you said you'd throw some hot d*ck on his wife."
"Man! Your breath smell like cold dish water!"
"You know that muthaf*cka ain't miss no damn meals!"
"When's the baby due?" [talking to a guy]
"Stop all that damn coughing or I'm gonna put a cough drop on the end of my boot and give it to you like a baby"
"Yeah she fine. When I see her I get a lil moist... yep! I'm getting some flow right now!" [said by a man]
"Why the fu*ck is he even going?! I wouldn't let that muthaf*cka watch my hostages!"
"You wanna slapbox over it?"
"Not even the smooth Billy Dee. The one from Star Wars!"
"I need you to go over to Support and get yourself a can of HURRY THE F*CK UP!"
"I'd give her the d*ck. But she'd have to pay double... that booty gonna need at least 2 spotters!"
"My wife pays me for sex. All in damn pennies!"
"What the f*ck is this "we" sh*t?! He told you to do it!"
"I don't want much in life. Just a nice house, fast car, good kids and a wife who gives head on the regular basis"
16 November 2008
Just Chillin' Lampin' On Campus [Today]
Drank a lot of Goose last night.... I feel ok though... downloading music and videos right now... Reannon finally got a MySpace page... started really giving Facebook a chance... so far so good... saw some throwback pictures on someone's page... man I gotta go to work on Tuesday:( ... need to put in my leave for Christmas and New Year's.... how am I gonna afford a ticket to Cali?... it's possible if I don't spend any money for Christmas this year.... I really need to study tonight and tomorrow... wash some clothes too... I wanna take my test this Friday... maybe they'll give me the day off for it... sometimes I wish I could go back in time to redo some things... then I decide maybe its better that I didn't... that sounded like I had that ability didn't it?... hahahahaha... some lady in here has on way too much perfume... WAY TOO MUCH *COUGHING*.... I guess that's all I got for now.
Look for more Coke Lines and The Interview Pt3
THANKS FOR YOUR TIME
Look for more Coke Lines and The Interview Pt3
THANKS FOR YOUR TIME
15 November 2008
50 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About President Elect Obama
* He collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics* He was known as "O'Bomber" at high school for his skill at basketball* His name means "one who is blessed" in Swahili* His favorite meal is wife Michelle's shrimp linguini* He won a Grammy in 2006 for the audio version of his memoir, Dreams From My Father* He is left-handed - the sixth post-war president to be left-handed* He has read every Harry Potter book* He owns a set of red boxing gloves autographed by Muhammad Ali* He worked in a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop as a teenager and now can't stand ice cream* His favorite snacks are chocolate-peanut protein bars* He ate dog meat, snake meat, and roasted grasshopper while living in Indonesia* He can speak Spanish* While on the campaign trail he refused to watch CNN and had sports channels on instead* His favorite drink is black forest berry iced tea* He promised Michelle he would quit smoking before running for president - he didn't* He kept a pet ape called Tata while in Indonesia* He can bench press an impressive 200lbs* He was known as Barry until university when he asked to be addressed by his full name* His favorite book is Moby-Dick by Herman Melville* He visited Wokingham, Berks, in 1996 for the stag party of his half-sister's fiancé, but left when a stripper arrived* His desk in his Senate office once belonged to Robert Kennedy* He and Michelle made $4.2 million (£2.7 million) last year, with much coming from sales of his books* His favorite films are Casablanca and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest* He carries a tiny Madonna and child statue and a bracelet belonging to a soldier in Iraq for good luck* He applied to appear in a black pin-up calendar while at Harvard but was rejected by the all-female committee.* His favorite music includes Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Bach and The Fugees* He took Michelle to see the Spike Lee film Do The Right Thing on their first date* He enjoys playing Scrabble and poker* He doesn't drink coffee and rarely drinks alcohol* He would have liked to have been an architect if he were not a politician* As a teenager he took drugs including marijuana and cocaine* His daughters' ambitions are to go to Yale before becoming an actress (Malia, 10) and to sing and dance (Sasha, 7)* He hates the youth trend for trousers which sag beneath the backside* He repaid his student loan only four years ago after signing his book deal* His house in Chicago has four fire places* Daughter Malia's godmother is Jesse Jackson's daughter Santita* He says his worst habit is constantly checking his Blackberry* He uses an Apple Mac laptop* He drives a Ford Escape Hybrid, having ditched his gas-guzzling Chrysler 300* He wears $1,500 (£952) Hart Schaffner Marx suits* He owns four identical pairs of black size 11 shoes* He has his hair cut once a week by his Chicago barber, Zariff, who charges $21 (£13)* His favorite fictional television programs are Mash and The Wire* He was given the code name "Renegade" by his Secret Service handlers* He was nicknamed "Bear" by his late grandmother* He plans to install a basketball court in the White House grounds* His favorite artist is Pablo Picasso* His speciality as a cook is chilli* He has said many of his friends in Indonesia were "street urchins"* He keeps on his desk a carving of a wooden hand holding an egg, a Kenyan symbol of the fragility of life* His late father was a senior economist for the Kenyan government
50 Facts About Women
50 Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feellike they're actually in control.
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" isirrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fairgame.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks ofclothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know youcan hear them.
5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in aneffort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need tofill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is morephysical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the manwants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around whenthere's a spider or a wasp involved.
10. Women can't keep secrets. Theyeat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as beinguntrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them achance to gossip.
12. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she'sdoing. It might be the lottery calling.
13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that theywouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
14. Women think all beer is the same.
15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditionersin the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like atropical rain forest.
16. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainmentthat allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment thatreminds them of how horrible things could be.
17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth ofclothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-daytrip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feellike wearing each day.
18. Women brush their hair before bed.
19. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty goodidea about how she'll be in bed.
20. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
21. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility,"It's there in the Bible". Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
22. Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil- stick, oil doesn't stick?"
23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and redcarpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
24. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. Aman would not be able to identify most of these items.
25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren'tlooking, men kick cats.
26. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriendfor two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friendand they will talk for three hours.
27. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty thegarbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
28. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility ofgetting lost using a shortcut.
29. Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don'tfall asleep afterwards.
30. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
31. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think itmeans that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.
32. The first naked man a women see is "Ken".
33. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.
34. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-handturn.
35. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-languagethan it does in man-language.
36. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women.
37. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
38. All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unlessthey really have 5 pounds to gain.
39. If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, youcan probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"
40. Only women understand the reason for "guest towels" and the "good china".
41. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to belet into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with thoserights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing thecloset, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.
42. Origin of the word "woman" is: woo-man.
43. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzytoilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lidto stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)
44. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefertaking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men outbecause they "left the seat up" instead of taking two seconds andlowering it themselves.
45. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get menarrested.
46. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despiteclaims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise toget to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?
47. Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.
48. It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay. Youdon't see straight men dancing together.
49. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll goout and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catchwomen checking out other men; women will always catch men checking outother women.
50. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another womanwearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say,"Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me outta here!"
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feellike they're actually in control.
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" isirrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fairgame.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks ofclothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know youcan hear them.
5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in aneffort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need tofill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is morephysical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the manwants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around whenthere's a spider or a wasp involved.
10. Women can't keep secrets. Theyeat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as beinguntrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them achance to gossip.
12. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she'sdoing. It might be the lottery calling.
13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that theywouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
14. Women think all beer is the same.
15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditionersin the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like atropical rain forest.
16. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainmentthat allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment thatreminds them of how horrible things could be.
17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth ofclothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-daytrip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feellike wearing each day.
18. Women brush their hair before bed.
19. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty goodidea about how she'll be in bed.
20. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
21. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility,"It's there in the Bible". Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
22. Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil- stick, oil doesn't stick?"
23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and redcarpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
24. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. Aman would not be able to identify most of these items.
25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren'tlooking, men kick cats.
26. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriendfor two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friendand they will talk for three hours.
27. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty thegarbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
28. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility ofgetting lost using a shortcut.
29. Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don'tfall asleep afterwards.
30. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
31. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think itmeans that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.
32. The first naked man a women see is "Ken".
33. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.
34. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-handturn.
35. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-languagethan it does in man-language.
36. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women.
37. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
38. All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unlessthey really have 5 pounds to gain.
39. If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, youcan probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"
40. Only women understand the reason for "guest towels" and the "good china".
41. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to belet into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with thoserights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing thecloset, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.
42. Origin of the word "woman" is: woo-man.
43. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzytoilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lidto stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)
44. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefertaking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men outbecause they "left the seat up" instead of taking two seconds andlowering it themselves.
45. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get menarrested.
46. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despiteclaims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise toget to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?
47. Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.
48. It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay. Youdon't see straight men dancing together.
49. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll goout and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catchwomen checking out other men; women will always catch men checking outother women.
50. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another womanwearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say,"Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me outta here!"
12 November 2008
Randomness to Randomatic About
Let's Go!
So I didn't go to sleep til 2am... talking to Justine... crazy loon... then I got up for PT but the basketball court was still closed... so I went back to my room to sleep... then when I finally got to work my Flight Chief told me to "go home"... so I went back to my room and slept til 2pm :)
I'm still weighing in at 231lbs... my max bench press is 230lbs... max squat is 315lbs... gonna start cutting weight soon... DAMN these holiday meals that are coming up...
Thanks Shaun for the Grey Goose! too bad I didn't have any Orange Juice.
I just started finally giving my Facebook page some attention... its only been like 4 years lol.
09 November 2008
The Interview Part 2 of 3
Now Part 2
Calvin: I've never been to South Carolina. Does it get cold there?
Damon: Never as cold as it gets anywhere else. To people from SC, cold is anything below 6o degrees.
C: So you never have snowball fights?
D: Nope.
C: Too bad. I could tell you some great tips.
D: I bet you could.
C: Hobbes is a snow Ninja!
D: All stealth and stuff!
C: Yeah! Do you have a imaginary friend?
D: Naw. Do you?
C: Yeah! Hobbes!
D: Wait! Hobbes is imaginary? But I can see him.
C: Yeah, but he only moves and talks around me.
D: But he left a voicemail on my phone!
C: hahahaha that was me silly!
D: [listens to voicemail again] You little trickster! hahahaha
C: Hobbes doesn't really say "playa" that much! [laughing]
D: So the party he invited me to was just you playing a prank?
C: Yep!
D: But he told me to bring a bottle of Grey Goose!
C: Yeah. He's always saying how he wish he had a bottle of Grey Goose. What is that?
D: Its something we'll talk about when you get older.
C: Ohhhh one of those things again. [laughing]
Part 3 coming soon....
Calvin: I've never been to South Carolina. Does it get cold there?
Damon: Never as cold as it gets anywhere else. To people from SC, cold is anything below 6o degrees.
C: So you never have snowball fights?
D: Nope.
C: Too bad. I could tell you some great tips.
D: I bet you could.
C: Hobbes is a snow Ninja!
D: All stealth and stuff!
C: Yeah! Do you have a imaginary friend?
D: Naw. Do you?
C: Yeah! Hobbes!
D: Wait! Hobbes is imaginary? But I can see him.
C: Yeah, but he only moves and talks around me.
D: But he left a voicemail on my phone!
C: hahahaha that was me silly!
D: [listens to voicemail again] You little trickster! hahahaha
C: Hobbes doesn't really say "playa" that much! [laughing]
D: So the party he invited me to was just you playing a prank?
C: Yep!
D: But he told me to bring a bottle of Grey Goose!
C: Yeah. He's always saying how he wish he had a bottle of Grey Goose. What is that?
D: Its something we'll talk about when you get older.
C: Ohhhh one of those things again. [laughing]
Part 3 coming soon....
06 November 2008
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