30 January 2009
26 January 2009
25 January 2009
24 January 2009
"Don't Quote Me!"
Here is another round of random quotes heard by my self. ENJOY!
"I think if I did that I'd get my d*ck super glued to my leg"
"You fell asleep on your bike?! That's a stupid b*tch!"
"Your parents found you by the railroad tracks!"
"She swallow every drop... every time."
"If you let me drive home drunk and I get into a accident and die. I'm gonna haunt you for the rest of your life. But only when you taken a sh*t. Imagine 60 years of me just scaring the hell outta you everytime you try to take a hot one."
"If you don't bring those keys back in 10 minutes I'm gonna kill a kitten and send it to you in the mail!"
"Nobody has to know. Just buy me a damn riding jacket and I'll leave your ass alone. Besides if you don't they'll probably buy me one for helping them get rid of yo ass"
"That sh*t on your neck got some sh*t on its neck!"
"Who cut your hair? They should stab them self in the eye!"
"The only reason she married you was because she knew your p*ssy lil heart wasn't gonna last to much longer. She bout to get a couple hundred grand!"
"Man you got fat on top of fat!"
"I might have to start robbing cats again. Its that or selling dope to these retarded muthaf*ckas."
"You got 2 months. Go to the pet store and get you a hedgehog. We gonna train them to fight and we gonna start having fights at lunch."
"My wife can put her legs behind her head. Too bad she don't use that for anything useful. Yoga my ass!"
"Drunk people are funny. Especially when they begging you to give them their money back after you rob them!"
Thanks You Time
"I think if I did that I'd get my d*ck super glued to my leg"
"You fell asleep on your bike?! That's a stupid b*tch!"
"Your parents found you by the railroad tracks!"
"She swallow every drop... every time."
"If you let me drive home drunk and I get into a accident and die. I'm gonna haunt you for the rest of your life. But only when you taken a sh*t. Imagine 60 years of me just scaring the hell outta you everytime you try to take a hot one."
"If you don't bring those keys back in 10 minutes I'm gonna kill a kitten and send it to you in the mail!"
"Nobody has to know. Just buy me a damn riding jacket and I'll leave your ass alone. Besides if you don't they'll probably buy me one for helping them get rid of yo ass"
"That sh*t on your neck got some sh*t on its neck!"
"Who cut your hair? They should stab them self in the eye!"
"The only reason she married you was because she knew your p*ssy lil heart wasn't gonna last to much longer. She bout to get a couple hundred grand!"
"Man you got fat on top of fat!"
"I might have to start robbing cats again. Its that or selling dope to these retarded muthaf*ckas."
"You got 2 months. Go to the pet store and get you a hedgehog. We gonna train them to fight and we gonna start having fights at lunch."
"My wife can put her legs behind her head. Too bad she don't use that for anything useful. Yoga my ass!"
"Drunk people are funny. Especially when they begging you to give them their money back after you rob them!"
Thanks You Time
20 January 2009
Been A Long Time/I Shouldn't Have Left You...
Don't worry, I didn't forget ya'll already. Just been kinda busy lately but I'm working on some stuff for you to check out soon.
Random Shots the Black Pres Edition
Procrasti-Nation
TOP 5 Events of 2008... For Me
More LOVE/HATE
More WTF Videos
ana a very special group of posts called THE BLAST (100% truth blog posts)
Random Shots the Black Pres Edition
Procrasti-Nation
TOP 5 Events of 2008... For Me
More LOVE/HATE
More WTF Videos
ana a very special group of posts called THE BLAST (100% truth blog posts)
10 January 2009
08 January 2009
07 January 2009
"All True Respones"
Here we go [sighs]
My favorite family member is.... my sister Nica
My favorite color is... Blue
My worst fear is... to die alone
My greatest accomplishment is... becoming a independent man?
My father treats me... like a son and a best friend
Girls often tell me... I'm funny
The last time I cried was... years ago. I was so scared!
I've been in a lot of fights... but the one that sticks out is the one with my stepfather
My wife will probably be... medium height and weight and have the prettiest brown skin
I go crazy... when people try to get over on me
I plan to stay... in the Air Force if these next two years go well
I love to... spend money but know when not to
I have a... huge crush on this one girl her name is....
Sometimes I just like to... sleep in
I have a very... high IQ according to a test I took as a child
I have only been... in love 4 times
If I could have any... celebrity as my wife she would Sanaa Lanthan
My favorite family member is.... my sister Nica
My favorite color is... Blue
My worst fear is... to die alone
My greatest accomplishment is... becoming a independent man?
My father treats me... like a son and a best friend
Girls often tell me... I'm funny
The last time I cried was... years ago. I was so scared!
I've been in a lot of fights... but the one that sticks out is the one with my stepfather
My wife will probably be... medium height and weight and have the prettiest brown skin
I go crazy... when people try to get over on me
I plan to stay... in the Air Force if these next two years go well
I love to... spend money but know when not to
I have a... huge crush on this one girl her name is....
Sometimes I just like to... sleep in
I have a very... high IQ according to a test I took as a child
I have only been... in love 4 times
If I could have any... celebrity as my wife she would Sanaa Lanthan
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