Damon Talks About... SEX ACTS [UNCENSORED]

The other day I was watching tv when I get a text message. Its from this girl I know out West and she's just bullshitting on the phone. You know..."hows your day", "what u eat for dinner"... blah blah blah. Then the conversation went a whole nother direction with this next message....

"I'm so horny! what can you do to help me"

[the Rock eyebrow]

So I'm sitting there with my phone in my hand just looking at the text for a minute. Is this a joke? I'm waiting for the mandatory "j/k" to come thru. Nothing. So I say "whatever you need:)" So she goes into this back and forth about how she wants me to do this and that. The whole time I'm wondering if she would say these things if I was there but I also was thinking to myself..."would you do half the stuff you told her you would?"

In the world we live in now its so easy to be someone you're not. With Myspace and Facebook we can make up a life we either wish we had or are to afraid to really live. Most women can pretend to be slutty but not really want to do that stuff and vice versa. Men can make it look like they're a huge player who's getting all the pussy in the world.... but probably aren't. Someone told me that I most have girls everywhere. I told them that it was all perception. Just because I communicate with them on social sites doesn't mean we're involved. They might not even really know anything about me past whats on my profile or a survey I filled out. Like do they even know my siblings names? How I got the scar on my chin?

So with all these oppertunities to be something else its also easy to say you do things sexually that you either don't or never have. Every girl doesn't suck dick. Every guy doesn't eat pussy. But when all you have to do is type and send... without having to ever actually do these things... its easy to say "I'll run my tongue all over you body til you're dripping down your leg"

I have said and heard some crazy things when it comes to sex. But the truth is... I've never had an STD. I always use condoms. I've never paid for sex [does dinner count] I have turn down sex because the girl had a stank attitude [sure, sure "attitude"] I'm not naiive enough to think girls can't get pregnant if I do some shit I heard from some random person. I don't have sex just because I can. I actually care about women's feelings [what a pussy] I think its better when you know the person for a decent amount of time before you have sex. I first had sex when I was 15[blame the cable tv]... then I didn't have it again til I was 17. I don't think I've had over 10 partners... what else is there to say?

You tell me...

WTF VIDEO #9

Damon - Ology

Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology"


What is your salad dressing of choice? Italian

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Fatz Cafe

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Fried Shrimp!!!

What are your pizza toppings of choice? extra cheese and sausage

TECHNOLOGY*

How many televisions are in your house? 1

What color cell phone do you have? silver and black
BIOLOGY*
Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right handed

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Blood?

What is the last heavy item you lifted? a Flight Engineer's seat

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? yes.... knocked my self out! lol

BULLCRAPOLOGY*

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? rather not

If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Damon... well apparently most people are retarded and can't say DAMON...its always DAMION or DAMIEN...[shaking head]

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Texas Pete...sure

DUMBOLOGY*

How many pairs of flip flops do you own? none!

Last time you had a run-in with the cops? the other night when we whipped their asses in basketball! lol

Last person you talked to? Charissa's loony ass lol

Last person you hugged? my dad

FAVORITOLOGY*

Season? Summer

Holiday? doesn't really matter

Day of the week? Saturday

Month? October :)

CURRENTOLOGY*

Missing someone? kinda sorta maybe

Mood? chipper

What are you listening to? my online play list

Watching? the computer screen

Worrying about? Nica

RANDOMOLOGY*

First place you went this morning? Bathroom

What's the last movie you saw? somebody and Miri Make A Porno

Do you smile often? not sure

Do you always answer your phone? when I can

Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? Justine's fickle ass

If you could change your eye color what would it be? Hazel sounds good but I'll stick with my sh*t brown eyes for now

What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? watermelon

Do you own a digital camera? sadly no:(

Have you ever had a pet fish? no


Ever been to a carnival? nope

What's on your wish list for your birthday? shoes of course

Can you do push ups? yes. 65 straight

Can you do a chin up? 5 or 6 good ones

Does the future make you more nervous or excited? I've seen the future... save your Walmart plastic bags!

Do you have any saved texts? yes

Ever been in a car wreck? yes

Do you have an accent? a Southern one yes

What is the last song to make you cry? no song makes me cry...but Finding Nemo can f*ck you up if you get into it

Plans tonight? hoopin' and maybe the drinky

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? yeah... dug my way out and did something better

Name 3 things you bought yesterday? Ritz crackers, Gatorade and ice cream

Have you ever been given roses? no...sadly lol

Current hate right now? trying to decide on a new laptop

Met someone who changed your life? yeah

How did you bring in the new year? On the phone... sober

What song represents you? "Lost" Gorilla Zoe

Name three people who might complete this? The Three MuskyAssKerteers

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? maybe just to win a couple hundred dollars on the lottery here and there... I'm not greedy

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? Yes

Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now? I can't call it

Does anyone love you? everyone loves me whether they want to admit it or not

Would you be a pirate? Booty?

What songs do you sing in the shower? "Street Lights" and "Superwoman"

Ever had someone sing to you? Yes

When did you last cry? when I was 17...maybe

Do you like to cuddle? Sure why not

Have you held hands with anyone today? No

Who was the last person you took a picture of? Me

What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? gangsta rap

Do you believe in staying close with your ex's? 50/50

Are most of the friends in your life new or old? a mix...70/30 old/new

Do you like pulpy orange juice? pulp angers me deeply! :(

What is something your friends make fun of you for? asking questions then immediately answering my own question

Ever ridden a on an elephant? No

What are you saving your money up for right now? paint job...laptop...actually I have the money but what do I buy???

When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? been awhile

What song(s) do you want played at your funeral? how about "Gangsta Party" by Yo Gotti

What were you doing 12 AM last night? working

What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? what the hell is that playing on my radio?

44 Odd Things About Me...

44 Odd Things About Me...


44 Odd Things about you! If you read this, FILL IT OUT!!

1. Do you like blue cheese? No. I'm more into Italian and Red Wine dressing.

2. Have you ever been drunk? ohhh yesss!

3. Do you own a gun? I had a couple in my life. now I'm rolling dolo

4. What flavor of KoolAid was your favorite? Whichever one was the clear kind that Mikey thought was water and didn't come to my house and drink up.

5. Do you get nervous before Doctors appointments? Not really

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Nothing wrong with hot dogs

7, Favorite Christmas Movie? A Christmas story... CLASSIC!

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Chocolate protein shake

9. Can you do push ups? 65 straight

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my Military cross or my dog tags

11. Favorite Hobby? right now...sleeping

12. Do you have A.D.D.? I probably do to some degree

13. What's your favorite shoe? at this time its my Jordan Olympians. Feels like walking on air

14. Middle Name? Jevon

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? I can't believe we lost by two points last night, that catfish filled me up, 5 o'clock is hoopin' time

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? protein shakes, water and Gatorade

17. Current Worry? Nica

18. Current Hate right now? Hate is such a strong word

20. How did you bring in the New Year? in my room on the phone with Shay

21. Where would you like to go? to the top

22. Name three people who will complete this? the 3 Little Pigs

23. Do you own slippers? hell no

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? black with a white broken heart

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? when I was young that's all I had on my bed...now its cotton

26. Can you whistle? yes

27. Favorite Colors? Blue, Red and Black

28. Would you be a pirate? do I get all the booty I want???

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? "Street Lights" by Kanye West and "Superwoman" by Stevie Wonder

30. Favorite girls name? Sanaa

31. Favorite Boys Name? not a clue

32. What's in your pocket right now? cell phone, wallet and car keys

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Chris telling me how he can't get women

34. Best bed sheets as a child? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!

35. Worst injury you ever had as a child? broken gum line. knocked my bottom row of teeth backward toward my tongue. got a small scar below my bottom lip

38. Who is your loudest friend? talking? Ali! Laughing? Marcum by far!

39. How many dogs do you have? currently none

40. Does someone have a crush on you? they should just tell me cause I don't have a clue

41. What is your favorite book? none currently

42. What is your favorite candy? Twizzlers

43. Favorite Sports team? Boston Celtics & Carolina Panthers

44. What song do you want played at your funeral? Just play Midimarc's instrumentals thru out

What R U Afraid Of???

What are you afraid of???



Scolionophobia: Fear of school.... this would suck if you were a college student



Kakorrhaphiophobia: Fear of failure or defeat.... I'm pretty sure a lot of people have this one to some degree



Anthropophobia: Fear of people or society.... hmmm makes you wonder doesn't it



Felinophobia: Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia)... cats can be scary but not that scary, unless of course its lion or something



Bogyphobia: Fear of bogies or the bogeyman.... is this just for kids?



Hypsiphobia: Fear of height.... is this tall places or tall people?!



Agrizoophobia: Fear of wild animals.... because they're f*cking dangerous!



Haphephobia or Haptephobia: Fear of being touched.... don't touch me!



Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia: Fear of blood.... which would suck if you wanted to be a surgeon



Kolpophobia: Fear of genitals, particularly female.... gay guys?



Technophobia: Fear of technology.... sucks if you're Japanese



Catoptrophobia: Fear of mirrors... for really ugly people and tribal Africans?



Textophobia: Fear of certain fabrics.... fat people and spandex!



Pteromerhanophobia: Fear of flying... not this guy



Porphyrophobia: Fear of the color purple... I'm afraid of that movie too



Gamophobia: Fear of marriage... hahahahaha



Vestiphobia: Fear of clothing.... STRIPPERS!!!



Phasmophobia: Fear of ghosts.... I ain't scared of no punk ass ghosts



Caligynephobia: Fear of beautiful women.... hmmm interesting



AND NOW...... MUSIC

The Truth About Them

The title is a little misleading but I think you'll get the point in a minute... feel free to add to anyone of them

Friends....

A true friend takes your side even when they know you're wrong. They will say you're their brother/sister/cousin when introducing you to someone. They loan you money and don't think twice about getting it back. Their family consider you family. They go out their way to be in your company. They'll blow off someone else just because you asked them what they were getting into. They know you better than some of your own family....

Haters....

Haters will hate on you no matter how small the accomplishment my be. They twist the truth just hoping to make someone else hate you too. They take your mistakes and put them on the front page. They can't stand your happiness. They want what you have, even when they don't want it. They live just to watch you die.....

Lovers....

Lovers talk it over. They will fight then make up before the end of the commercial break. They are not afraid to show their love to the world. They know who deserves their love and they give it 100%. They'll never quite get over someone they loved and lost...

Liars....

Liars do it because they're too lazy to have the life they pretend too. They lie just to one up anyone they can. They do it because taking the blame is harder then they are willing to bear. If they can they will be better no matter what. Even though its something very small. They do it so much that they get caught and lie even more. They lie so much til the lie becomes the truth in their minds....

Fakes....

Fakes are the direct opposites of friends. They will take your side but only when you are 100% right and they can ride your coat tails to success. Behind your back they tell people that who aren't really like family to them. If they loan you money, they're waiting to throw that fact back in your face the first chance they get. Their family doesn't like you because they secretly talk bad about you. They will blow you off in a second given the right moment but unlike a friend they don't care about you feelings. They know stuff about you but not enough to be considered a true friend ever.....

Just Thinking Out Loud

Here are a few questions that crossed my mind. I invite anyone who reads this to answer them as best they can. I'll post my answers in a later blog.

1. If you had to compare the current state of our (USA) economy to any natural disaster/Act of God, which one would it be?

2. If John McCain had won the election, what would be different about our (USA) country? What would stay the same?

3. What really happened between Chris Brown and Rhianna?

4. Are the holidays getting overlooked or are they just becoming too commercial?

5. What should anyone under the age of 18 really be worried about nowadays? What about people 18-35? Over 40 and beyond?

6. Where can we expect the world to be in the next 25 years?

7. What are some things that make you happy in life? What bothers you?

Well that's 7 questions you should take time to think about.... I know I know... #3 is very trivial but it keeps the list honest. You can comment directly or you can e-mail your answers to damonjw@gmail.com

Thanks 4 Your Time

25 Of Dem Thangs About Damon

Buckle up...

1. My favorite food in the world is fried shrimp. I love seafood in general


2. My favorite color is blue


3. I'm very generous... almost to a fault. If you ask enough times I'll buy you a gift. Its just my nature.


4. My family is very important to me.


5. I usually don't tell people that I can draw because they always ask me to draw them something. I'm way too lazy to fully apply myself for too long.


6. I leave my radio on all the time.. even when I'm out of town


7. I watch cartoons


8. I also watch wrestling when I get a chance... and yes I know its fake. But its entertaining


9. I have formal training in 8 Points of Contact Fighting aka Kickboxing


10. I have 3 sisters and 1 brother. I'm the 2nd oldest but I'm the biggest


11. I've had over 25 dogs. I took good care of them too. Most of those 25 were puppies we ended up selling


12. I have over 100 pairs of shoes... I know, I have a problem


13. My mama is half Trinny. We can't understand what our relatives on that side of the family say. lol


14. I drive a Ford Crown Victoria... my second one


15. I may be the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet. Honestly, I only really pick on people I like.


16. To hide how nerves I may feel around a group of people I turn on my charm


17. I have huge hands and feet... was looking at my hands covering the whole damn keyboard. F*ck you RJ!!!


18. I have real female friends. Yes! They're just friends... that happen to be female


19. I wanted to get a degree in Philematology when I was younger
20. Just about everyday I threaten to slap somebody at work. Lord help them when I finally decide to follow thru
21. I hate eating fast food. Unless its from Wendy's or McDonald's fries. Burger King is nasty!
22. In the last couple years I have been to the following. Texas 3 times, Georgia, Florida, DC, Maryland, Virgina, North Carolina, Ohio, and Louisiana
23. I'm usually the guy cracking jokes all day at work. It makes the day go by better
24. My favorite show to watch is The Simpson's. HANDS DOWN!
25. My biggest fear is that I'll die alone :'(