LOVE/HATE..... Newly Minted Version

I love being able to go to Vegas
I hate having people be so lazy
I love the hotel I stayed
I hate having to have a roommate
I love get my check on time
I hate having to fill out so much paperwork
I love coming home to visit
I hate that it seems like nobody cares that I do
I love seeing my mama
I hate seeing her all upset about her job
I love that my friends are all out in the world do there own things
I hate that its become so hard to get us all together at once
I love that people respect what I do for living
I hate that they always think I'm in the Army
I love winning that money in Vegas
I hate having to hide the fact that I did to my family
I love the new Kanye shoes
I hate the pink lining on the black versions
I love playing on my squadron basketball team
I hate our rotation
I love facebook
I hate the changes

Don't Quote... All Damon Edition

So this time instead of posting quotes from other people I'm going completely solo. These are all said by yours truly! ENJOY!

"Sh*t! The only difference between him and a monkey is the tail!"

"Yeah its all good til I come to work and hit you with a brick wrapped in newspaper."

"Wait! You know how to read?! Does master know?"

"His car is green and yellow. Or as its also known "GAY"."

"My car isn't pink you colorblind Latino! Besides, don't you drive a automatic Mustang?!"

"I don't spend all my money on shoes... I devote some to hookers too."

"I come to work everyday expecting to slap someone. And everyday I get disappointed."

"Every time he would stop snoring I didn't know whether to be happy that he did or to be worried that he's not breathing."

"I don't care what that certificate says, I don't know CPR."

"Well they let us have a Black President, ain't no way in Hell they gonna let me get a better score than Stucker!"

"White people always want a closer look at something that'll kill they ass."

"I don't know whats going on but these Asian people better stop eyeballing me before some sh*t pop off."

"They got a lot fruity ass birds out here."

"See that's why I'd never buy a rental car from a dealer."

"The girl with the muffin top chased him for about 40 yards."

"Hey! I know what that means. She got a sugar daddy."

"All that sugary sh*t you doing right there is giving me diabetes."

"This homeless dude asked me for $2.82 exactly. I was not prepared for that."

"I'm gonna start asking them for money before they ask me."

"I finally saw those Mexican guys passing out those hooker cards."

"See that's why I don't like coming to Hooters. They got terrible service and I never get the sexy sista as my waitress. I always get the lil white girl with no ass!"

"Why do you insist on farting in the elevator every time I'm on it?"

"Surprisingly I wasn't just looking at the girl with the biggest boobs. Go figure."

"She'll send me a text back like 5 hours later. By then I'm looking at the phone like what the f*ck is this b*tch talking about?!"

"My cousin dirty. He said if a dude didn't wanna throw hands he'd just slap his girlfriend. Bet he'd wanna fight after that."

"I put lotion on this morning but it didn't take."

NOW HERE ARE A PAIR FROM MY SISTER NICA...

"Man! Grandma beat all us that night!"

"I don't like no wet chicken."

Ramdom Shots... Las Vegas TDY Edition

If you call yo girl one more time I'm gonna kill you... naw dude I ain't got any change.... my cell phone battery decides to just die... working night shift with SSgt Greene was mad cool.... Blueberry Hill is the sh*t.... give me the 3333.... damn Diaz, 2 weeks and you can't get up with yo boy?!... there are some really nice hotels in Vegas... and some really beautiful women.... and a lot of homeless people.... the time difference can f*ck you... Mikey calling me at 9 am.... I was getting off at 2 am but getting home at 4 am.... gamble is fun only when you're winning.... like I did!... Red Rock was cool.... got to see some mountains and valleys.... Mayner stop taking pictures of me when I'm not paying attention!... man, we ate so many different places... I must've gain at least 10lbs... gotta hit the gym... the city really lights up at night... too bad I was sick for the first 5 days... maybe I should've drove more.... I was cool seeing the fighters take off at night... Eric you the man!... the AGE guy comes to the rescue.... 3 hrs of straight go cart racing will do that to you Sgt Schram.... to the ladies of Fantasty, 2 THUMBS UP!.... mix drinks in the hotels suck... to the girls of Hooters, ya'll fine but you need to get yo sh*t together.... 30 minutes for fries?!... just cause you cute doesn't mean I'm gonna tip you for bad service... at least I won $1000 on my last night there... yay for me! Shout out to Sgt Greene for showing me around Vegas.... thats was once again mad cool.... it was windy as sh*t there.... I saw a lot of fly white, asian and latina girls... where are the sistas at.... blah blah blah

Some of My Favorite Things Part 1

the middle to the song "Street Lights"
the smell of fresh baked bread
brand new shoes
big discounts
my mama's cooking
my dad's cooking
pit bull puppies
funny e-mails
getting off work early
Chinese food from Chen's
Sanaa Lanthan
the movie Back to the Future
long thought out e-mails
new blog comments
pillow top beds
free cable
pina coloda SoBe
Powerade
fast Internet service
good NBA games
March Madness
fresh socks
custom designed clothing
beautiful photos
new episodes of The Simpson's
when assholes finally get what's coming to them
Black Power
King, SLAM and Complex magazines
Google says I was right!
comedy specials
free music
MidiMarc produced anything
LRG clothing
the colors red, blue and black
winning basketball games.....

Who Is She....

• she isn't very tall nor is she very short
• she has long enough hair but looks good with it short
• she can cook just as good or better than my parents
• she has beautiful skin
• she doesn't need my money at all but gladly accepts gifts
• she can have control of the remote and I don't have to worry about her wanting to watch something lame
• she understands sports
• she loves dogs
• she can drink like a lady
• she stays in shape for two people... me and herself
• she loves comedies
• she can make me laugh
• she gets along with my country ass family members
• she knows how to stay calm
• she isn't bitchy
• she wants to have 2 kids but wouldn't mind if we ended up with 3
• she likes the city but loves the country
• she knows when to leave things alone
• she is a great mother in the making
• she always tries to keep a positive attitude
• she is nice to those who serve her
• she keeps her nails done but isn't afraid to get her hands dirty
• she can fight if need be
• she can change her own tire
• she loves her family
• she doesn't mind that I have a crazy amount of shoes
• she doesn't smother me
• she can hang out late but likes to get up early
• she doesn't get mad when I say I have a huge crush on Bridgett Williams (Google her name and "news)
• she is a athlete
• she loves the holidays... but not too much
• she can save her money
• she can make her own money
• she is respectful
• she knows how to use her gadgets
• she has friends
• she can be just as strong as she is sensitive
• she doesn't sweat the little stuff
• she knows how to dress
• she has faith
• she is always learning something new
• she has her own mind
• she knows a good deal when she sees it
• she can play cards
• she has a true talent
• she isn't more lazy than me
• she motivates me
• she wants everyone to be happy
• she knows that she can't make everyone happy
• she knows whats important
• she says what she feels
• she knows when to shut her mouth
• she is smart
• she is funny
• she is loving

IS SHE YOU?

First Look: Kanye's New Nikes

NIKE AIR YEEZY (KANYE WEST)
Don't you just love Google's Spanish to English translator machine?
"Already rumors are with us and finally they will lead to the sale of quickstrike by our lands. The slipper designed by Kanye West next to the designer of Nike Mark Smith will have a somewhat prohibitive price, some 250€, but seems to promise some materials and had just first division. The slipper recalls us to an endless number of classics of the footwear of Nike and not forgetting the passion of the singer by Louis Vuitton, this has incorporated a boss with the letter 'AND' of 'Yeezy' that clearly recalls us to the mark of high fashion as to the elephant skin boss of Jordan."
The world's worst kept secret is now officially 'leaked' - the most hyped sneaker of all time is now an official piece of business. Stand by for release details, but our gossip is a local release of limited pairs sometime in the next month or so. This is a one-time-only (again) kinda deal so if you want a pair of Yeezys, be prepared to go all-out!