10 things black and Latin people know that white people won’t admit…
1. Elvis is dead
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal
3. Jesus was not White
4. Skinny does not equal sexy
5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller
6. N’SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line
9. Kissing your pet is not cute
10. Rap music is here to stay
10 things white and Latin people know but black people won’t admit
1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royale bags are meant to be thrown away
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated
6. Breaks are usually 15 minutes
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it’s a color).
9. Your rims and car system should not be worth more than your car
10. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.
30 April 2009
26 April 2009
Funny Story #1
Here is a conversation I had the other week with my friend Primo. I call him that cause he always got the new hot sh*t. So here’s what happened, I call Primo to ask him if he knew where I can get some red patent leather adidas Forums…..
Primo – What up kid?
Damon – Sh*t, chillin’. What up witcha?
P – Sh*t. watching the game.
D – Who playing?
P – The punk ass Lakers. Can’t stand Kobe’s ass!
D – Me either. Aye dog! You know where I can get a pair of Red Planet Forums?
P – The patent leather ones?
D – Yeah.
P – I think they were on pickyourshoes.com but they were outta sizes.
D – I know. I looked the other day and they were completely sold out. They weren’t on adidas.com anymore either.
P – Yeah, you gotta get those early. They look just like the Supras.
D – Yeah, I wanted them but I had to pay my car payment first.
P – True true. I’m glad you said something about your car. I meant to call you and tell you what happened the other night.
D – What’s that?
P – Dog! We went to this club the other night named Sensations….
D – That sound like a strip club!
P – I know right! But naw it’s a dance club. It has a bar and an upper level and a live DJ and sh*t. There were some bad b*tches out there too!
D – That’s what’s up!
P – But yo check this out. Me and a couple dudes I work with went there right. And there were all these chicks and sh*t so we like this the spot but then check this out. These two fine ass b*tches start fighting right there on the dance floor!
D – Hahahaha all the time!
P – Yeah! So the bouncers come running over and I’m thinking they gonna just pull’em apart but these muthaf*ckas start pepper spraying them hos!
D – Damn!
P – The f*cked up sh*t is, they spraying and sh*t and mess around and mace a dude in a wheelchair! I didn’t even see the dude till they sprayed him. I was f*cked up! But yeah they spray this fool too, then he falls the f*ck out the chair.
D – Man! Stop playing!
P – Dog! That sh*t was wild! But check it. The whole time they tryna get them two girls off the dance floor, this muthaf*cka is tryna get off the floor by himself…
D – You didn’t help him?! Hahahaha
P – F*ck no! So anyway he finally gets up off the floor and somebody asked him if he was alright. This muthaf*cka starts going off talking bout how he gonna burn this muthaf*cka to the ground and sh*t! Man! By then I had done lost it! I was laughing so f*cking hard my damn throat started hurting.
D – He probably wanna sue the club. Hahaha
P – Oh! It gets crazier! He goes outside and this fool driving a muthaf*ckin' box Chevy on… had to been 24s!
D – Retarded. Hahahaha
P – And the muthaf*cka said he was gonna pop the trunk and starts going to the back of the Chevy.
D – He said he was gonna pop the trunk?!
P – Sh*t! He did! This muthaf*cka starts shooting in the air and sh*t! Me and my boy Dre bounce.
D – What he have?
P – Glock.
D – Ain’t playing no games.
P – Ain’t playing no games! That sh*t was wild dude. I see why people stop going out to the clubs.
D – I know right! What happened to those girls that were fighting?
P – Dre said he saw one of them pissing behind a car when he went outside to use the phone. Hahahahaha
D – Hahahaha Can you imagine what it was like if ol boy got arrested? They have to lift him outta the chair to put him in the car. Hahahaha
P - He might try to get away…
D – in his wheel chair?
P – Hahahaha
D – See you didn’t even notice did you?! He had 24 inch rims on the chair too.
P –hahaha you crazy!
D – He didn’t walk not because he was paralyzed, but because he always wanted to ride big! Even when he wasn’t in his whip.
P – Candy paint the chair and sh*t
D – Raise the b*tch up with a kit
P – Be at the mall just sitting outside in the chair with two 15s hooked up to it
D – Bumping that B.O.B. Starship Strobilus
P – TI's 24s
D – on repeat!
P - hahahaha talking like somebody’s uncle
D – Hey girl! Wanna ride witha playa?! B*tch can’t you see I hollering?!
P – Hahaha You crazy!
That’s just a sample of some of the conversations I have all the time!
Thanks 4 Your Time
Primo – What up kid?
Damon – Sh*t, chillin’. What up witcha?
P – Sh*t. watching the game.
D – Who playing?
P – The punk ass Lakers. Can’t stand Kobe’s ass!
D – Me either. Aye dog! You know where I can get a pair of Red Planet Forums?
P – The patent leather ones?
D – Yeah.
P – I think they were on pickyourshoes.com but they were outta sizes.
D – I know. I looked the other day and they were completely sold out. They weren’t on adidas.com anymore either.
P – Yeah, you gotta get those early. They look just like the Supras.
D – Yeah, I wanted them but I had to pay my car payment first.
P – True true. I’m glad you said something about your car. I meant to call you and tell you what happened the other night.
D – What’s that?
P – Dog! We went to this club the other night named Sensations….
D – That sound like a strip club!
P – I know right! But naw it’s a dance club. It has a bar and an upper level and a live DJ and sh*t. There were some bad b*tches out there too!
D – That’s what’s up!
P – But yo check this out. Me and a couple dudes I work with went there right. And there were all these chicks and sh*t so we like this the spot but then check this out. These two fine ass b*tches start fighting right there on the dance floor!
D – Hahahaha all the time!
P – Yeah! So the bouncers come running over and I’m thinking they gonna just pull’em apart but these muthaf*ckas start pepper spraying them hos!
D – Damn!
P – The f*cked up sh*t is, they spraying and sh*t and mess around and mace a dude in a wheelchair! I didn’t even see the dude till they sprayed him. I was f*cked up! But yeah they spray this fool too, then he falls the f*ck out the chair.
D – Man! Stop playing!
P – Dog! That sh*t was wild! But check it. The whole time they tryna get them two girls off the dance floor, this muthaf*cka is tryna get off the floor by himself…
D – You didn’t help him?! Hahahaha
P – F*ck no! So anyway he finally gets up off the floor and somebody asked him if he was alright. This muthaf*cka starts going off talking bout how he gonna burn this muthaf*cka to the ground and sh*t! Man! By then I had done lost it! I was laughing so f*cking hard my damn throat started hurting.
D – He probably wanna sue the club. Hahaha
P – Oh! It gets crazier! He goes outside and this fool driving a muthaf*ckin' box Chevy on… had to been 24s!
D – Retarded. Hahahaha
P – And the muthaf*cka said he was gonna pop the trunk and starts going to the back of the Chevy.
D – He said he was gonna pop the trunk?!
P – Sh*t! He did! This muthaf*cka starts shooting in the air and sh*t! Me and my boy Dre bounce.
D – What he have?
P – Glock.
D – Ain’t playing no games.
P – Ain’t playing no games! That sh*t was wild dude. I see why people stop going out to the clubs.
D – I know right! What happened to those girls that were fighting?
P – Dre said he saw one of them pissing behind a car when he went outside to use the phone. Hahahahaha
D – Hahahaha Can you imagine what it was like if ol boy got arrested? They have to lift him outta the chair to put him in the car. Hahahaha
P - He might try to get away…
D – in his wheel chair?
P – Hahahaha
D – See you didn’t even notice did you?! He had 24 inch rims on the chair too.
P –hahaha you crazy!
D – He didn’t walk not because he was paralyzed, but because he always wanted to ride big! Even when he wasn’t in his whip.
P – Candy paint the chair and sh*t
D – Raise the b*tch up with a kit
P – Be at the mall just sitting outside in the chair with two 15s hooked up to it
D – Bumping that B.O.B. Starship Strobilus
P – TI's 24s
D – on repeat!
P - hahahaha talking like somebody’s uncle
D – Hey girl! Wanna ride witha playa?! B*tch can’t you see I hollering?!
P – Hahaha You crazy!
That’s just a sample of some of the conversations I have all the time!
Thanks 4 Your Time
21 April 2009
Damon Presents..... "Rules To Live By"
“Rules to Life” are general things that a person should know to be a success in their life. I have amassed these Rules over the course of my 25 years on this planet. So without any further delay, in a totally random order…
Rule #12 – When you call someone on the phone and the conversation reaches a certain time span, 45 minutes are more, it becomes your (the person that called) responsibility to end the call. Don’t be that person who doesn’t know when to call it a night.
Rule #31 – Only fight people you can beat. If you’re not sure, walk away.
Rule #78 – If you’re in mixed company, don’t use racial jokes or slurs. Even the most unracist person can give the perception of otherwise.
Rule #8 – Sagging your jeans should be kept to a minimum. Especially, if you’re over the age of 21.
Rule #103 – Always give a firm handshake when greeting someone. Especially, if it’s the first time. You wouldn’t want to give them a bad first impression.
Rule #23 – Practice makes perfect. Apply to everything you do.
Rule #72 – Travel as much as possible. It’s good for your spirit.
Rule #49 – Always use protection when having sex.
Rule #66 – Offer your seat to an older person on the train/bus. If they refuse, it’s okay to just sit there.
Rule #53 – Don’t hesitate too long to approach someone you think you’d like to get to know. If you do they might think you’re not really all that interested.
Rule #27 – Listen more than you talk. But don’t be afraid to disagree with people. Nobody likes spineless people around them.
Rule # 45 – Always introduce someone as what they really are to you. May it be a boyfriend/girlfriend/good friend
Rule # 78 –Buy dinner the first time. After that, figure it out before ya’ll even get to the restaurant.
Rule # 94 – If you love someone, tell them now. Waiting until later may be too late.
Rule # 10 – If the relationship isn’t going the way you want it to, say something. If that doesn’t work, leave.
Rule # 82 – A pair of clean white Nikes goes good with 95% of the stuff you have in your closet. Invest in a pair.
Rule # 40 – It may hurt your relationship but never let anyone borrow an amount of money you can’t afford to just give them otherwise.
Rule # 53 – Believing in a higher power isn’t a bad thing. But make sure you don’t force your religion on others. That’s very annoying .
Rule #71 – When in doubt, ask someone who probably knows the answer or who looks like they may know.
Rule # 5 – Sleep is usually more important than anything you may be doing at 4am on a Saturday night.
Rule # 99 – Always have a Plan B. This applies to just about everything you do in life.
Rule #1 – Bros before hoes.
Rule # 36 – If you have to cut away pieces of your wheel well, you rims are too damn big.
Rule # 60 – The higher your standards the better your product has to be. (product = you)
Rule # 88 – Always lie about how many people you’ve slept with. Never lie about whether you’ve caught a STD.
Rule # 9 – Mouthwash should be your best friend.
Rule # 77 – If you borrow someone’s stuff, take extra good care of it.
So those are a few rules to live by. More coming soon.
Thanks 4 Your Time
Rule #12 – When you call someone on the phone and the conversation reaches a certain time span, 45 minutes are more, it becomes your (the person that called) responsibility to end the call. Don’t be that person who doesn’t know when to call it a night.
Rule #31 – Only fight people you can beat. If you’re not sure, walk away.
Rule #78 – If you’re in mixed company, don’t use racial jokes or slurs. Even the most unracist person can give the perception of otherwise.
Rule #8 – Sagging your jeans should be kept to a minimum. Especially, if you’re over the age of 21.
Rule #103 – Always give a firm handshake when greeting someone. Especially, if it’s the first time. You wouldn’t want to give them a bad first impression.
Rule #23 – Practice makes perfect. Apply to everything you do.
Rule #72 – Travel as much as possible. It’s good for your spirit.
Rule #49 – Always use protection when having sex.
Rule #66 – Offer your seat to an older person on the train/bus. If they refuse, it’s okay to just sit there.
Rule #53 – Don’t hesitate too long to approach someone you think you’d like to get to know. If you do they might think you’re not really all that interested.
Rule #27 – Listen more than you talk. But don’t be afraid to disagree with people. Nobody likes spineless people around them.
Rule # 45 – Always introduce someone as what they really are to you. May it be a boyfriend/girlfriend/good friend
Rule # 78 –Buy dinner the first time. After that, figure it out before ya’ll even get to the restaurant.
Rule # 94 – If you love someone, tell them now. Waiting until later may be too late.
Rule # 10 – If the relationship isn’t going the way you want it to, say something. If that doesn’t work, leave.
Rule # 82 – A pair of clean white Nikes goes good with 95% of the stuff you have in your closet. Invest in a pair.
Rule # 40 – It may hurt your relationship but never let anyone borrow an amount of money you can’t afford to just give them otherwise.
Rule # 53 – Believing in a higher power isn’t a bad thing. But make sure you don’t force your religion on others. That’s very annoying .
Rule #71 – When in doubt, ask someone who probably knows the answer or who looks like they may know.
Rule # 5 – Sleep is usually more important than anything you may be doing at 4am on a Saturday night.
Rule # 99 – Always have a Plan B. This applies to just about everything you do in life.
Rule #1 – Bros before hoes.
Rule # 36 – If you have to cut away pieces of your wheel well, you rims are too damn big.
Rule # 60 – The higher your standards the better your product has to be. (product = you)
Rule # 88 – Always lie about how many people you’ve slept with. Never lie about whether you’ve caught a STD.
Rule # 9 – Mouthwash should be your best friend.
Rule # 77 – If you borrow someone’s stuff, take extra good care of it.
So those are a few rules to live by. More coming soon.
Thanks 4 Your Time
19 April 2009
For My 200th Post.... Version 1
This is my 200th post but instead of going all grand on you I present this story that I found on the Internet....
I think its worthy of reposting...
It’s a scary world out there. If it wasn’t for STDs and HIV, I’m not gonna lie, I’d be having sex with everyone. Well, not everyone everyone. A girl must have standards!
Via The Guardian UK (via Nerve.com’s Scanner blog):
A singer from Germany’s most successful girl group has been arrested on suspicion that she infected an ex-partner with the HIV virus, prosecutors confirmed today.
Nadja Benaissa, 26, a member of the No Angels band, is accused of sleeping with three men without telling them that she was HIV positive. One is believed to have become infected as a result.
Nadja Benaissa, of the German pop band No Angels. Spokesman for the state prosecutor’s office in the western city of Darmstadt said in a statement: “There is urgent suspicion that in the years 2004 and 2006 the accused had unprotected sex with three people without informing them in advance that she herself was HIV positive.”
The statement continued: “At least one of the three partners undertook a test which showed that he – allegedly as a result of the contact – is now also HIV positive himself.”
Yeah, I don’t know what makes people think that they are impervious to catching something that causes itching, oozing, and possibly death by trusting their partner’s “word.”
I think its worthy of reposting...
It’s a scary world out there. If it wasn’t for STDs and HIV, I’m not gonna lie, I’d be having sex with everyone. Well, not everyone everyone. A girl must have standards!
Via The Guardian UK (via Nerve.com’s Scanner blog):
A singer from Germany’s most successful girl group has been arrested on suspicion that she infected an ex-partner with the HIV virus, prosecutors confirmed today.
Nadja Benaissa, 26, a member of the No Angels band, is accused of sleeping with three men without telling them that she was HIV positive. One is believed to have become infected as a result.
Nadja Benaissa, of the German pop band No Angels. Spokesman for the state prosecutor’s office in the western city of Darmstadt said in a statement: “There is urgent suspicion that in the years 2004 and 2006 the accused had unprotected sex with three people without informing them in advance that she herself was HIV positive.”
The statement continued: “At least one of the three partners undertook a test which showed that he – allegedly as a result of the contact – is now also HIV positive himself.”
Yeah, I don’t know what makes people think that they are impervious to catching something that causes itching, oozing, and possibly death by trusting their partner’s “word.”
Yeah that's her up there.... she doesn't look very "HIV Positive" does she?
WRAP IT UP!!!!
18 April 2009
Damon Talks About Regrets..... [UNCENSORED]
Well today I want to take some time to talk about REGRETS… Yeah I hear people say all the time how you shouldn’t have any regrets when going through life. Well it’s easy when you don’t have control over yourself like some people may have. What I mean by that is some people free will their way through life while others take precautions and later regret doing so….
THIS IS WHY WE’RE HERE TO TODAY……
One of my biggest regrets in my life is not telling people I love them when I had the chance. Sometimes these people drift out of my life and never know or they move on because they got tired of waiting for me to show them how much I care. Then there are the times when I regret being selfish, uncaring, mean, hard headed, distance or just an overall jackass. Some people say they never have regrets but I figure if you don’t then you must have led a perfect life.
I HAVE NOT LED A PERFECT LIFE…..
My grandfather was diagnosis with cancer when I was about 10 or 11. My mother lived with her husband across town and I lived with my grandparents. I liked living there but I was kinda bothered by the fact that my mama didn’t live with us anymore. So my grandfather’s health was deteriorating slowly and I was too young to fully understand what was happening. That and the fact that no one told me anything at all anyway. I would see him have seizures and sleep all day when just a year earlier he was so full of energy and we were always driving somewhere fun. He took me to Maryland every summer and to the zoo at least once a year. He loved the holidays and always made sure I had everything I needed. The thing was…. He smoked at least a pack a day of cigarettes the whole time. The cancer hit him so hard that the chemo wasn’t really working. My grandfather was one of the strongest men I ever knew. Everybody thought highly of him, he was a Sgt in the Army and served during the Vietnam War. My mother always said that the war and his smoking added to him getting cancer. I’m not sure myself… So as a 12 year old kid living with the knowledge that someone you love is sick you would think I’d would’ve been more sensitive to what was going on… I wasn’t. I remember myself being angry at my grandfather for constantly pissing his pajamas, being so hard to deal with, not taking his medicine…. I just didn’t understand what was going on. Now I do and I regret how I treated my grandfather in his last days. He pissed his pants because the treatments made his bladder damn near uncontrollable. He was hard to deal with because a lot of the time he was in such severe pain. He didn’t take his meds because they made him feel sicker and mainly because he was too proud to. I felt like a piece of shit when there was a late phone call to the house and I was listening on the other line as the doctor at the hospital told my grandma that my granddaddy had passed away.
I APOLOGIZED TO HIM YEARS LATER; I THINK HE FORGAVE ME……
My grandmother would get cancer just a couple months later. She would beat the cancer the first time but not the second time 9 years after my after my grandfather died. She passed away a day after his birthday. I regret the fact that I didn’t spend even more time with my grandmother. She was the sweetest lady when she wasn’t drinking of course. She used Crown Royale to erase the pain she felt in her life. Her life early life as I’ve been told could easily be described as a nightmare. Her mother didn’t even name her when she was born. That’s why her middle name is Mary. The hospital just named her after her mother. My great-grandmother treated my grandmother like shit her whole life. She just didn’t give a damn about her but loved her step-brothers. My uncles Sam, Lee, Walter and John. My grandmother wasn’t a big fan of Sam and John. I could see why. So after years and years of a bad relationship with her mother, my grandmother couldn’t have a 100% perfect relationship with her daughter. My mother was supposed to have a brother but my grandmother miscarried and lost the baby. I think deep down she really wanted to have a son and she kinda resented my mother a little like how her mother resented her. She loved my mother but she didn’t know how to do that to the fullest because she never had that love herself. She spread that love more to the males of our family like my mom’s “brother” Ricky. So when my mama gave birth….. I was like the son that she and my grandfather always want. They would give me anything I wanted within their power. I regret that I didn’t spend more time with my grandmother. She loved for me to come into her room and lie across her bed and talk to her. Most of the time I would fall asleep and she would tell my mama “let that boy sleep” whenever she would try to wake me up. She would give me money to go out with my friends and never complained about. All she wanted was a bag or chips or a soda when I came back. I miss her a lot and when I think back even me and my friends can recall some of the funniest moments involved her.
EVEN WITH ALL THEIR FLAWS I LOVE MY GRANDPARENTS DEARLY……
I regret never saving my money like I should have when I was younger
I regret never seriously playing sports in high school
I never telling someone I loved them years ago
I regret not going to Maryland for so many years after my Uncle Buck died
I regret not getting to know my family on my dad’s side like I should have
I regret pushing her away back in the day
I regret what happened between me and your girl…. You know who you are
I regret that I didn’t tell Lena how much I cared before she left
DON’T LIVE YOUR LIFE WITH REGRETS……
Thanks 4 Your Time
THIS IS WHY WE’RE HERE TO TODAY……
One of my biggest regrets in my life is not telling people I love them when I had the chance. Sometimes these people drift out of my life and never know or they move on because they got tired of waiting for me to show them how much I care. Then there are the times when I regret being selfish, uncaring, mean, hard headed, distance or just an overall jackass. Some people say they never have regrets but I figure if you don’t then you must have led a perfect life.
I HAVE NOT LED A PERFECT LIFE…..
My grandfather was diagnosis with cancer when I was about 10 or 11. My mother lived with her husband across town and I lived with my grandparents. I liked living there but I was kinda bothered by the fact that my mama didn’t live with us anymore. So my grandfather’s health was deteriorating slowly and I was too young to fully understand what was happening. That and the fact that no one told me anything at all anyway. I would see him have seizures and sleep all day when just a year earlier he was so full of energy and we were always driving somewhere fun. He took me to Maryland every summer and to the zoo at least once a year. He loved the holidays and always made sure I had everything I needed. The thing was…. He smoked at least a pack a day of cigarettes the whole time. The cancer hit him so hard that the chemo wasn’t really working. My grandfather was one of the strongest men I ever knew. Everybody thought highly of him, he was a Sgt in the Army and served during the Vietnam War. My mother always said that the war and his smoking added to him getting cancer. I’m not sure myself… So as a 12 year old kid living with the knowledge that someone you love is sick you would think I’d would’ve been more sensitive to what was going on… I wasn’t. I remember myself being angry at my grandfather for constantly pissing his pajamas, being so hard to deal with, not taking his medicine…. I just didn’t understand what was going on. Now I do and I regret how I treated my grandfather in his last days. He pissed his pants because the treatments made his bladder damn near uncontrollable. He was hard to deal with because a lot of the time he was in such severe pain. He didn’t take his meds because they made him feel sicker and mainly because he was too proud to. I felt like a piece of shit when there was a late phone call to the house and I was listening on the other line as the doctor at the hospital told my grandma that my granddaddy had passed away.
I APOLOGIZED TO HIM YEARS LATER; I THINK HE FORGAVE ME……
My grandmother would get cancer just a couple months later. She would beat the cancer the first time but not the second time 9 years after my after my grandfather died. She passed away a day after his birthday. I regret the fact that I didn’t spend even more time with my grandmother. She was the sweetest lady when she wasn’t drinking of course. She used Crown Royale to erase the pain she felt in her life. Her life early life as I’ve been told could easily be described as a nightmare. Her mother didn’t even name her when she was born. That’s why her middle name is Mary. The hospital just named her after her mother. My great-grandmother treated my grandmother like shit her whole life. She just didn’t give a damn about her but loved her step-brothers. My uncles Sam, Lee, Walter and John. My grandmother wasn’t a big fan of Sam and John. I could see why. So after years and years of a bad relationship with her mother, my grandmother couldn’t have a 100% perfect relationship with her daughter. My mother was supposed to have a brother but my grandmother miscarried and lost the baby. I think deep down she really wanted to have a son and she kinda resented my mother a little like how her mother resented her. She loved my mother but she didn’t know how to do that to the fullest because she never had that love herself. She spread that love more to the males of our family like my mom’s “brother” Ricky. So when my mama gave birth….. I was like the son that she and my grandfather always want. They would give me anything I wanted within their power. I regret that I didn’t spend more time with my grandmother. She loved for me to come into her room and lie across her bed and talk to her. Most of the time I would fall asleep and she would tell my mama “let that boy sleep” whenever she would try to wake me up. She would give me money to go out with my friends and never complained about. All she wanted was a bag or chips or a soda when I came back. I miss her a lot and when I think back even me and my friends can recall some of the funniest moments involved her.
EVEN WITH ALL THEIR FLAWS I LOVE MY GRANDPARENTS DEARLY……
I regret never saving my money like I should have when I was younger
I regret never seriously playing sports in high school
I never telling someone I loved them years ago
I regret not going to Maryland for so many years after my Uncle Buck died
I regret not getting to know my family on my dad’s side like I should have
I regret pushing her away back in the day
I regret what happened between me and your girl…. You know who you are
I regret that I didn’t tell Lena how much I cared before she left
DON’T LIVE YOUR LIFE WITH REGRETS……
Thanks 4 Your Time
07 April 2009
What Can I Say To That????
This is a blog post from Myspace by a girl I no longer deal with. She wrote this about a day after I told her we shouldn't mess with each other anymore...
When i think about the name DAMON...first thing that comes to mind is DEMON. but yet he's so sweet and addicting like popsicles (i love popsicles!). I can confine in him whenever i need to with out worrying about him spilling the beans. i consider him my best friend. I love the fact that i can be so open with him about anything and don't have to worry about him judging me...instead he gives advice and most of the times jokes on me. I like the fact that he can make me laugh and doesn't have to try hard. even though he's miles away i feel like he's sitting right next to me...that's how strong his presence is over the phone. i believe he is the only guy who really knows who i am as a person. i think i take advantage of his love for me... I LOVE this Damon as a best friend and it's sad that we can't be more than that...due to me. As long has i have him in my life is fine with me. i don't regret meeting this Damon...even though at times he can be a hard ass!
WOW! What Can I Say To That????
When i think about the name DAMON...first thing that comes to mind is DEMON. but yet he's so sweet and addicting like popsicles (i love popsicles!). I can confine in him whenever i need to with out worrying about him spilling the beans. i consider him my best friend. I love the fact that i can be so open with him about anything and don't have to worry about him judging me...instead he gives advice and most of the times jokes on me. I like the fact that he can make me laugh and doesn't have to try hard. even though he's miles away i feel like he's sitting right next to me...that's how strong his presence is over the phone. i believe he is the only guy who really knows who i am as a person. i think i take advantage of his love for me... I LOVE this Damon as a best friend and it's sad that we can't be more than that...due to me. As long has i have him in my life is fine with me. i don't regret meeting this Damon...even though at times he can be a hard ass!
WOW! What Can I Say To That????
05 April 2009
R.I.P. CHRIS DODGE
Chris Dodge was one of my very best friends.... He died 3 years ago when three people tried to rob him at gunpoint on Spring Break in Daytona Beach, FL... Today I remember my friend...
I remember when we first met at Myers' Nursery. We both were there for our very first time. Mrs Myers brought us our breakfast... a big plate of grits and we both said at the exact same time, "that's a lot of grits!". From there we were like brothers.
I remember the first time you came to my house and your mama wanted to meet my mama. But she was at work so she talked to my granddad. After he said that he was a retired Army Sgt she said "Oh! So I don't have to worry about these two getting into any trouble then!" After that if you wanted to come over she never had a problem with it.
I remember when we used to go to the gym and hoop with the older guys and they said "ya'll two lil n****s can't be on the same team. Ya'll play too good."
I remember years later when we won the Lower State AAU Tournament for the second year in a row and you look at me and said, "They shouldn't have put these two lil n****s on the same team."
I remember when my pit bull had her first litter of puppies and I gave you 2nd pick. You got a all white boy and named him DeeBo. That name fit well cause all the way up til he was old enough to finally go home with you, he bullied all his brothers and sisters.
I remember we both liked Eboni Jacobs and you said that we'd make a deal. Since we both had a class with her on different days, the person who got her phone number and called her first would be the one who could go after her.... maybe we should've told Justin Castor about our plan.
I remember when had our Sweet Potato festival and we had to catch Mrs Howell's chicken that had escaped. The guy on stage said, "somebody bring that chicken on stage, maybe he wanna get on the microphone."
I remember when your grandmother died and you said you didn't wanna go to the funeral. I told you that she would want you there. later on you thanked me for talking you into it.
I remember that time we got into that fight with them boys down at Airport High School. They were mad because we were taking those girls out. And you said, "ain't our fault you f*ck boys don't know how to keep your girls!". I thought we were gonna have to call our peoples... good thing them boys were straight b*tches. 4 on 2? and we still whipped them!
I remember when that girl said she was pregnant by you. We later found out that it wasn't yours... Boy! You were scared!
I remember after me and my step dad got into that fight you came over a couple days later and said, "next time call me and we'll both get in that ass. Nobody messes with our mama!"
I remember the first time you saw my lil brother and you said, "Yes sir! Ya'll both got that Jackson head!"
I remember you told everybody that I was the best artist in our high school. Even though I know you probably were mad that I gave up basketball to draw.
I remember that no matter how much money I let you borrow you'd always bring back a lil more than I gave you. You called it "interest"
I remember when I said I wanted to ask ******** to marry me, the first thing you said was, "whether you know it or not, I'm gonna be your best man."
I remember we used to go to the mall like every day for 3 months straight... then hit Sonics up on the way home. I later found out that my overdosing on slushies was because Tomika worked there and you wanted to holla at her. No wonder they were free. hahaha
I remember we rode down to Augusta just to buy lottery tickets when the PowerBall hit over 200 MILLION and the whole way we were talking about how we would spend the money if we won. We both agreed to give the other at least 2 million. I can't remember why we settled on 2 mil though.
I remember you told me to call and let you know what my mama was cooking on Thursday because your mama didn't cook on Thursdays.
I remember we would go to each others family reunions and see how many people we could convince that the other was in the family. I mean we tried to convince your Great Aunt that I was one of your Uncle George's sons.... hahaha and she believed it!!!
I remember when you worked at Target and some days you would wear your red polo and khakis to school... then it just so happen that I wore a red polo and khakis one day that you did and Tina asked me if I could hooked her up with a job at Target.... I didn't work at TARGET!!! hahahaha
I remember one year we went to Spring Break and met those girls from New York... Dog! Til this day I'm with you... they had to be strippers... Ol girl grinded me all the way down the bar... and I wasn't a lil dude!
I remember that would be the last time we went to Spring Break together...
So a couple years ago you asked me to go down to Daytona Beach with you and some other people. I told you I was broke and I couldn't go. You said I was good and you would pay for everything...just go! But my pride wouldn't let me go and have my best friend pay my way knowing I wouldn't be able to pay you back anytime soon. You didn't say you were disappointed but I could tell you were.... that would be the last time I saw you alive....
When people tell me that I look like a drug dealer... it hurts a lil because that was the reason those boys tried to rob you... You never sold drugs, because of me you stopped saying the N-word... Shit! You didn't even steal because you said your Grandmama would come down from Heaven and beat you! hahaha
R.I.P. Christopher David Dodge
YOUR FAVORITE SONG
I remember when we first met at Myers' Nursery. We both were there for our very first time. Mrs Myers brought us our breakfast... a big plate of grits and we both said at the exact same time, "that's a lot of grits!". From there we were like brothers.
I remember the first time you came to my house and your mama wanted to meet my mama. But she was at work so she talked to my granddad. After he said that he was a retired Army Sgt she said "Oh! So I don't have to worry about these two getting into any trouble then!" After that if you wanted to come over she never had a problem with it.
I remember when we used to go to the gym and hoop with the older guys and they said "ya'll two lil n****s can't be on the same team. Ya'll play too good."
I remember years later when we won the Lower State AAU Tournament for the second year in a row and you look at me and said, "They shouldn't have put these two lil n****s on the same team."
I remember when my pit bull had her first litter of puppies and I gave you 2nd pick. You got a all white boy and named him DeeBo. That name fit well cause all the way up til he was old enough to finally go home with you, he bullied all his brothers and sisters.
I remember we both liked Eboni Jacobs and you said that we'd make a deal. Since we both had a class with her on different days, the person who got her phone number and called her first would be the one who could go after her.... maybe we should've told Justin Castor about our plan.
I remember when had our Sweet Potato festival and we had to catch Mrs Howell's chicken that had escaped. The guy on stage said, "somebody bring that chicken on stage, maybe he wanna get on the microphone."
I remember when your grandmother died and you said you didn't wanna go to the funeral. I told you that she would want you there. later on you thanked me for talking you into it.
I remember that time we got into that fight with them boys down at Airport High School. They were mad because we were taking those girls out. And you said, "ain't our fault you f*ck boys don't know how to keep your girls!". I thought we were gonna have to call our peoples... good thing them boys were straight b*tches. 4 on 2? and we still whipped them!
I remember when that girl said she was pregnant by you. We later found out that it wasn't yours... Boy! You were scared!
I remember after me and my step dad got into that fight you came over a couple days later and said, "next time call me and we'll both get in that ass. Nobody messes with our mama!"
I remember the first time you saw my lil brother and you said, "Yes sir! Ya'll both got that Jackson head!"
I remember you told everybody that I was the best artist in our high school. Even though I know you probably were mad that I gave up basketball to draw.
I remember that no matter how much money I let you borrow you'd always bring back a lil more than I gave you. You called it "interest"
I remember when I said I wanted to ask ******** to marry me, the first thing you said was, "whether you know it or not, I'm gonna be your best man."
I remember we used to go to the mall like every day for 3 months straight... then hit Sonics up on the way home. I later found out that my overdosing on slushies was because Tomika worked there and you wanted to holla at her. No wonder they were free. hahaha
I remember we rode down to Augusta just to buy lottery tickets when the PowerBall hit over 200 MILLION and the whole way we were talking about how we would spend the money if we won. We both agreed to give the other at least 2 million. I can't remember why we settled on 2 mil though.
I remember you told me to call and let you know what my mama was cooking on Thursday because your mama didn't cook on Thursdays.
I remember we would go to each others family reunions and see how many people we could convince that the other was in the family. I mean we tried to convince your Great Aunt that I was one of your Uncle George's sons.... hahaha and she believed it!!!
I remember when you worked at Target and some days you would wear your red polo and khakis to school... then it just so happen that I wore a red polo and khakis one day that you did and Tina asked me if I could hooked her up with a job at Target.... I didn't work at TARGET!!! hahahaha
I remember one year we went to Spring Break and met those girls from New York... Dog! Til this day I'm with you... they had to be strippers... Ol girl grinded me all the way down the bar... and I wasn't a lil dude!
I remember that would be the last time we went to Spring Break together...
So a couple years ago you asked me to go down to Daytona Beach with you and some other people. I told you I was broke and I couldn't go. You said I was good and you would pay for everything...just go! But my pride wouldn't let me go and have my best friend pay my way knowing I wouldn't be able to pay you back anytime soon. You didn't say you were disappointed but I could tell you were.... that would be the last time I saw you alive....
When people tell me that I look like a drug dealer... it hurts a lil because that was the reason those boys tried to rob you... You never sold drugs, because of me you stopped saying the N-word... Shit! You didn't even steal because you said your Grandmama would come down from Heaven and beat you! hahaha
R.I.P. Christopher David Dodge
YOUR FAVORITE SONG
04 April 2009
They Shootin'!
Men stop wearing skinny jeans immediately!
Black people stop using the N-word
No more grocery store product influenced Chevys, please
Tie your damn shoes up
If you tryna sell a mixtape.... be professional
Don't be a fake Christian
Just because someone wears a fitted hat and baggy jeans it doesn't mean they're from the ghetto
Shut up about what you think of the President in the work place
Gargle with mouthwash before you talk to me...at least chew some minty gum...DAMN!!
Google what the hell a wave cap is
Stop complaining about gas prices when you drive a gas guzzler
Stop bitching about your pathetic life on Facebook or Myspace
Black people stop using the N-word
No more grocery store product influenced Chevys, please
Tie your damn shoes up
If you tryna sell a mixtape.... be professional
Don't be a fake Christian
Just because someone wears a fitted hat and baggy jeans it doesn't mean they're from the ghetto
Shut up about what you think of the President in the work place
Gargle with mouthwash before you talk to me...at least chew some minty gum...DAMN!!
Google what the hell a wave cap is
Stop complaining about gas prices when you drive a gas guzzler
Stop bitching about your pathetic life on Facebook or Myspace
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