First - some shout outs To Marcum[you big bear], Mike[dancing yo ass off, huh?], Amy[salty as usual but also kinda sweet], to that bouncer who told me to turn my hat forward[then ran and got another bouncer when I took it off and stared him down], to the beautiful Mexican chicas of Texas[who knew y'all had it like that], the waitress at Dick's[so did I scare you? you didn't even f*uck with me], the bartender at Dick's[sent me to a restroom with a brick wall behind it... good one homie], the lady that told me and Mike we were sexy then purpose we take her home with us...wink wink[next time...next time], to all the Milfs of Texas[see Mexican chicas for ref]... I think thats it for now
Well I started my trip to Texas on last Tuesday morning. Flew to ATL then tried to fly to Dallas... but the weather was too bad to land so we circled the city for a hour then landed in Louisiana. Stayed on the ground for 2 hours. Then we flew back to Atlanta... not cool at all with Amy! So I got another flight, this time straight through to San Antonio. Got there 7 hours later than I intended to the first time but hey I got there.
I will continue this story later
But first... some random quotes:
"Michelle Britt!"
"What the F*CK is wrong with you!?!"
"I bet she thinks I give a damn... I don't!"
"I've been drinking liquor all night. That's all I do now."
"Yes Sgt! Amy Lynn Jones."
"No! Not the middle name!!!"
"The Air Force is gay... and you're gay too!"
"How bout you say that in English."
"You wanna wear that shirt? Sit down and tell me you still wanna wear it."
"Muffin-Top!"
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