Damon
blah blah blah
6:38amTaniesha
hey hun...
6:39amDamon
what time is it?
6:39amTaniesha
it's 10:31 PM
6:40amDamon
oh, its 6:39am here
6:40amTaniesha
wow...
time differences...amazing
6:40amDamon
I'm in the future again
save your soda can tabs!!! trust me
6:41amTaniesha
yay!
lmao
6:41amDamon
happy about that one huh?
6:41amTaniesha
it was pretty funny
6:43amDamon
thank you... my spirit hasn't been broken just yet.... we'll see tho
6:44amTaniesha
don't let them break ya!
6:45amDamon
I'll try. I'll focus on something
6:45amTaniesha
yes, do that
6:46amDamon
but what? hmm
6:55amTaniesha
hmmm...i don't know
6:55amDamon
I think I got it...
6:56amTaniesha
what?
6:56amDamon
its personal, duh
6:56amTaniesha
oh ok
6:58amDamon
Kid Cudi is killin it!
7:00amTaniesha
is he now?
7:02amDamon
hush woman
7:02amTaniesha
ok
7:02amDamon
shouldn't you be napping are something?
knitting?
7:03amTaniesha
no...
7:03amDamon
shooting dicE?
7:04amTaniesha
nah...
7:04amDamon
hmmm I've got nothing then
7:05amTaniesha
i'm just chillin here watchin csi:miami wit my mama
7:05amDamon
Smidget!
I call Bri Midget
and Ciara is just Ci Ci are Big Baby
7:06amTaniesha
oh ok
7:07amTaniesha
well alicia, as you know, is stank or leesh
7:08amDamon
yeah I've have heard... I just call her "Taniesha's sister"
or brother
whichever
7:08amTaniesha
well that makes me feel all special
and don't call my sister a boy
7:09amDamon
Mikey does more than I do...
7:10amTaniesha
yeah i know
he calls us both boys
7:10amDamon
you know I don't think yall are boys
7:10amTaniesha
i don't take it personally, cuz he's all country and confused and shit
7:10amDamon
yeah, and he doesn't pick his damn Fro!!
cmon! you have a head fulla hair and you gonna walk around nappy?! WTF!?
7:11amTaniesha
and yeah i know you don't think we're boys
7:11amDamon
I <3? color="#ff0000">7:14amDamon
what do i love
what do I ilove ndeed?
7:15amTaniesha
indeed
7:15amDamon
what do you think?
7:16amTaniesha
i just put what i thought
7:16amDamon
yeah those and other things
7:17amDamon
I love beautiful things
7:18amTaniesha
me too
7:18amDamon
wok! wok! wok! wok! wok! :V
hahahaha well my battery bout to die and I still have 45mins til I can buy a plug convertor.... so I'll holla later
7:20amTaniesha
ok...later, mi amigo
7:20amDamon
tell mama I said good night and "crinkle crinkle" she knows... its jheri curl juice talk , she'll understand LoL
7:21amTaniesha
you stop it!
meanie!
7:21amDamon
{rubbing your boob} what did I say now?! LMAO!!!
7:22amTaniesha
hands off, sir!
no boobie for you!
7:22amDamon
oops! sorry, old habits die hard
7:23amTaniesha
it's cool, just don't bite
7:24amDamon
LoL I gotcha, later chica
19 December 2009
27 November 2009
23 November 2009
News You Can Use: Car Myths&Truths
Myth: Engine oil should be changed every 3,000 miles.
Reality: Despite what oil companies and quick-lube shops often claim, it's usually not necessary. Stick to the service intervals in your car's owner's manual. Under normal driving conditions, most vehicles are designed to go 7,500 miles or more between oil changes. Changing oil more often doesn't hurt the engine, but it can cost you a lot of extra money. Automakers often recommend 3,000-mile intervals for severe driving conditions, such as constant stop-and-go driving, frequent trailer-towing, mountainous terrain, or dusty conditions.
Myth: Inflate tires to the pressure shown on the tire's sidewall.
Reality: The pounds-per-square-inch figure on the side of the tire is the maximum pressure that the tire can safely hold, not the automaker's recommended pressure, which provides the best balance of braking, handling, gas mileage, and ride comfort. That figure is usually found on a doorjamb sticker, in the glove box, or on the fuel-filler door. Perform a monthly pressure check when tires are cold or after the car has been parked for a few hours.
Myth: If the brake fluid is low, topping it off will fix the problem.
Reality: As brake pads wear, the level in the brake-fluid reservoir drops a bit. That helps you monitor brake wear. If the fluid level drops to or below the Low mark on the reservoir, then either your brakes are worn out or fluid is leaking. Either way, get the brake system serviced immediately. You should also get a routine brake inspection when you rotate the tires, about every 6,000 to 7,000 miles.
Myth: If regular-grade fuel is good, premium must be better.
Reality: Most vehicles run just fine on regular-grade (87 octane) fuel. Using premium in these cars won't hurt, but it won't improve performance, either. A higher-octane number simply means that the fuel is less prone to pre-ignition problems, so it's often specified for hotter running, high-compression engines. So if your car is designed for 87-octane fuel, don't waste money on premium.
Myth: Flush the coolant with every oil change.
Reality: Radiator coolant doesn't need to be replaced very often. Most owner's manuals recommend changing the coolant every five years or 60,000 miles. Of course, if the level in the coolant reservoir is chronically low, check for a leak and get service as soon as possible.
Myth: After a jump-start, your car will soon recharge the battery.
Reality: It could take hours of driving to restore a battery's full charge, especially in the winter. That's because power accessories, such as heated seats, draw so much electricity that in some cars the alternator has little left over to recharge a run-down battery. A"load test" at a service station can determine whether the battery can still hold a charge. If so, some hours on a battery charger might be needed to revive the battery to its full potential.
Myth: Let your engine warm up for several minutes before driving.
Reality: That might have been good advice for yesteryear's cars but is less so today. Modern engines warm up more quickly when they're driven. And the sooner they warm up, the sooner they reach maximum efficiency and deliver the best fuel economy and performance. But don't rev the engine high over the first few miles while it's warming up.
Myth: A dealership must perform regular maintenance to keep your car's factory warranty valid.
Reality: As long as the maintenance items specified in the vehicle owner's manual are performed on schedule, the work can be done at any auto-repair shop. If you're knowledgeable, you can even do the work yourself. Just keep accurate records and receipts to back you up in case of a warranty dispute on a future repair.
Myth: Dishwashing and laundry detergents make a good car wash.
Reality: Detergent can strip off a car's wax finish. Instead, use a car-wash liquid, which is formulated to clean without removing wax.
22 November 2009
Jay Electronica - Exhibit C (Prod. Just Blaze)
Lyrics:
When I was sleeping on the train
Sleeping on Meserole Ave out in the rain
Without even a single slice of pizza to my name
Too proud to beg for change mastering the pain
When NY niggas was calling southern rappers lame
But then jackin our slang
I used to get dizzy spells, hear a little ring
The voice of a angel telling me my name
Telling me that one day imma be a great man
Transforming with the MegatronDon spittin out flames
Eatin wack rappers alive shittin out chains
I aint believe it then, nigga I was homeless
Fightin, shootin dice, smoking weed on the corners
Tryna find the meaning of life in a corona
Till the 5%ers rolled up on a nigga and informed him.
"You either build or destroy, where you come from?"
"The Magnolia projects in the 3rd ward slum"
"Hmm, its quite amazing that you rhyme how you do
And how you shine like you grew up in a shrine in Peru."
Question 14 Muslim lesson 2: Dip diver, civilize a 85er
I make the devil hit his knees and say the our father
Abracadabra! You rockin with the true and living
Shout out to Light Out, Joseph I, Chewy Bivens,
Shout out to Baltimore, Baton Rouge, my crew in Richmond
While yall debated whos the truth like Jews and Christians
I was in Cecil B, Broad St, Master, North Philly, South Philly, 23rd, Tasker
6 Mile, 7 Mile, Hartwell, Gratiot
Where niggas really would pack a uhaul truck up
Put the high beams on
Drive up on the curb at a barbeque and hop out the back like "whats up"
"Kill a nigga, rob a nigga, take a nigga, buss up"
Thats why when you talk that tough talk I never feel ya
You sound real good and you play the part well
But the energy you givin off is so unfamiliar
I dont feel ya.
Nas hit me up on the phone said "what you waitin on"
Tip hit me up on a twitt said "what you waitin on"
Diddy send a text every hour on the dot sayin "when you gon drop that verse nigga you takin long"
So now im back spittin that He could pass a polygraph
That Rev Run rockin Addidas out on Hollis Ave
That FOI, Marcus Garvey, Nikki Tesla
I shock you like a eel, electric feel, Jay Electra.
They call me Jay Electronica
Fuck that, call me Jay ElecHannukah
Jay ElecYarmulke
Jay ElecTramadaan Muhammad Asalaamica RasoulAllah Supana Watallah thought your monitor
My uzi still weigh a ton, check the barometer
Im hotter then the mothafuckin sun, check the thermometer
Im bringing ancient mathematics back to modern man
My momma told me "never throw a stone and hide your hand"
I got a lot of family, you got a lot of fans
Thats why the people got my back like the Verizon man
I play the back and fade to black and then devise a plan
Out in London, smoking, vibin while I ride the tram.
Facebook Chat Session: Keadrah Floyd
4:51pmKeadrah
Is that what the gays are wearing now to cover their manhood
?
did not know
thanks for te insight
*the
4:51pmDamon
[Indian Burn]
how that feel?!
4:52pmKeadrah
I am not ashy sooo I am good
slides right off
4:52pmDamon
i remember you had some ashy days
thank God I saved you with the lotion
4:52pmKeadrah
I don't know what you are talkng about
4:53pmDamon
its our lil secret
but you now embrace cocoa butter I bet
4:53pmKeadrah
our? tht would imply that I knw of it
I actually love me some cocoa butter
palmers of course
4:54pmDamon
u nasty
4:55pmKeadrah
huh?
why I gotta be nasty?
4:55pmDamon
the better question is "why not"?
think about it
4:56pmKeadrah
Hahaha
true true
4:56pmDamon
exactly
4:57pmKeadrah
Imean uhhh uhhh what?
[clears throat]
4:57pmDamon
guilt is hard to choke down
drink water
4:59pmKeadrah
yea you know about guilt
5:01pmDamon
a lil
5:05pmKeadrah
I am sure
5:07pmKeadrah
soo are looking to marry again
?
soon?
5:07pmDamon
not looking at all
5:07pmKeadrah
O just getting your bachelor on?
5:08pmDamon
pretty much
5:08pmKeadrah
hmm that is how the gays live...
5:08pmDamon
I wouldn't know
5:08pmKeadrah
O you know
"its our secret"
Ha
5:09pmDamon
you're mistaken
did you go to college?
5:09pmKeadrah
I am afraid not I heard about your escapades after school
5:10pmDamon
explain
5:10pmKeadrah
yea
no need to explain, I just googled your name the other day and it came up with some horror stories
5:10pmDamon
did you live in the dorms there?
5:10pmKeadrah
I was like WOW...some people just don't know how to act
no dorms
home
5:11pmDamon
nope, it came up with a doctor
5:11pmKeadrah
me and my bestie
LOl
I am kidding
almost had you tho
payback...kinda...coulda kept going if I didn't add the google
5:11pmDamon
I jsut wanted to know if those pics were real.
5:11pmKeadrah
what pics?
5:12pmDamon
of you...
5:12pmKeadrah
where?
5:12pmDamon
in certain degrees of undress
5:12pmKeadrah
which ones?
5:12pmDamon
at a party
5:12pmKeadrah
LOL
you lie!
5:12pmDamon
semi to all nude
5:12pmKeadrah
oh I know thats false
5:12pmDamon
I'll post one in a message to you
ready?
5:12pmKeadrah
please do
YES I AM
!!!!
5:14pmDamon
got it?
5:15pmKeadrah
u a fool
I am not fooling with you GAMON
5:15pmDamon
IN YO FACE!!!
Feedrah!
5:16pmKeadrah
Gaymon...forgive me for mispelling your name
LOL...you saw that huh?
5:16pmDamon
FEEDRAH IS HUNGRY!!!!
5:16pmKeadrah
hey I likes my food okay!!
don't judge
5:17pmDamon
look at the ankles... ashy!
5:19pmKeadrah
mine?
u crazy!
I stay lubed
5:20pmDamon
u nasty!
5:20pmKeadrah
in all senses
ha!
5:20pmDamon
I've heard
stories
5:20pmKeadrah
lol
whteve
yeaa right
5:20pmDamon
theu call you Slip&Slide
they
5:20pmKeadrah
I am a lady in the streets
sometimes
yea thts t sometimes
5:21pmDamon
then what about the rest of the day?
5:23pmKeadrah
good ?
5:23pmDamon
nastier
like Showtime after 12
5:24pmKeadrah
skinamax
actually
5:24pmDamon
you watch that stuff?
5:25pmKeadrah
noooooo
5:26pmDamon
sure you don't
5:28pmKeadrah
haha
I haven't a clue what you are speaking of
5:29pmDamon
uh huh
freak nasty Keadrah watching hardcore porn... no comment
5:30pmKeadrah
I do not watch hard core porn
y would you say that?
5:30pmDamon
fine! soft core
5:30pmKeadrah
that is terrible to say...I used to
yea thats it used to
LOL
5:31pmDamon
used to? 2 weeks is a big difference
?
5:32pmKeadrah
whaatever Gaymon! u the one talking about 12 you knw the time I don't'
5:32pmDamon
no. you said skinamax
never heard of that personally LoL
5:33pmKeadrah
huh? skinamax?
5:34pmKeadrah
I never spoke of suchj
-j
5:35pmDamon
shame the Devil... tell the truth
21 November 2009
The Art of Seduction: Advice For Men
Pay attention - if you hear your girl say, “man, I’ve been craving Chinese.” Instead of a, “so why don’t you go get some,” say nothing, and later surprise her with a dinner date to a great Chinese restaurant. Or show up at her place with some carry-out and a good movie. Or pick up the ingredients from the grocer and print out some recipes and try to prepare Chinese together. This will let her know that you were listening and that you are willing to take the time to show her. Actions are greater than words.
Kissing - kissing is intimate and takes some passion. Nothing warms a woman’s heart like a good, slow kiss. You don’t always have to be in the throws of a love session to extend a nice lip lock, but be debonaire. Inch in closer to her and give her some steady eye contact. Cradle/caress her face, play in her hair and take it slow. Do you see? It’s not just a slob down, you’re sharing each other’s air, in essence.
Tease her - on those nights when you’re laying there in bed, try not to get it in! Try something else instead. Lay there with her her and give her some good strong touch and squeezes. The sense of touch is often overlooked in the bedroom. But don’t be so obvious, of course all the lady parts are fun to touch but make a point to put your hand on or across the parts of her body that turn you on. Tell her you love her legs or whatever it is! And don’t forget the kisses. She’ll eventually try and make the move but resist. Tell her you just want to feel on her … and watch what happens in the middle of the night or in the morning.
Communicate - more often than not, a woman will be the first to send the sexy text explaining what she wants to do to you, where and how, but beat her to it for once. Take it a step further and hit her up with a text first in the morning, tell her you miss her and can’t wait to see her again. Then midday, let the sexting begin. Now you’ve got her consumed with thoughts of you from morning until you finally see her later that night. Simple. Persistence and charm are surefire ways to keep her swooning over you.
Be spontaneous - take her somewhere that she’s never been and do something she’s never done before, for she will forever remember “that time we …” whether it’s a racing zone, a shooting range or a fishing trip – the point is she’s trying something new and different … with you. Or on a rainy day, convince her to take a stroll in the wetness. Sounds corny, but she would be completely obliged to take you up on it because it’s simply something you want to do … with her.
See fellas, it’s not always about the bedroom, lavish dinners or the amount of money you spend. Women are practical and simple too! Good old-fashioned time, attention and intimacy is all a woman could ask for from you … on a consistent basis. You don’t have to bust out the Romeo everyday, but go the extra mile sometimes and you will be the apple
of her eye! P.S. this is not to be discontinued once you make things official … keep it up!!
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