Pay attention - if you hear your girl say, “man, I’ve been craving Chinese.” Instead of a, “so why don’t you go get some,” say nothing, and later surprise her with a dinner date to a great Chinese restaurant. Or show up at her place with some carry-out and a good movie. Or pick up the ingredients from the grocer and print out some recipes and try to prepare Chinese together. This will let her know that you were listening and that you are willing to take the time to show her. Actions are greater than words.
Kissing - kissing is intimate and takes some passion. Nothing warms a woman’s heart like a good, slow kiss. You don’t always have to be in the throws of a love session to extend a nice lip lock, but be debonaire. Inch in closer to her and give her some steady eye contact. Cradle/caress her face, play in her hair and take it slow. Do you see? It’s not just a slob down, you’re sharing each other’s air, in essence.
Tease her - on those nights when you’re laying there in bed, try not to get it in! Try something else instead. Lay there with her her and give her some good strong touch and squeezes. The sense of touch is often overlooked in the bedroom. But don’t be so obvious, of course all the lady parts are fun to touch but make a point to put your hand on or across the parts of her body that turn you on. Tell her you love her legs or whatever it is! And don’t forget the kisses. She’ll eventually try and make the move but resist. Tell her you just want to feel on her … and watch what happens in the middle of the night or in the morning.
Communicate - more often than not, a woman will be the first to send the sexy text explaining what she wants to do to you, where and how, but beat her to it for once. Take it a step further and hit her up with a text first in the morning, tell her you miss her and can’t wait to see her again. Then midday, let the sexting begin. Now you’ve got her consumed with thoughts of you from morning until you finally see her later that night. Simple. Persistence and charm are surefire ways to keep her swooning over you.
Be spontaneous - take her somewhere that she’s never been and do something she’s never done before, for she will forever remember “that time we …” whether it’s a racing zone, a shooting range or a fishing trip – the point is she’s trying something new and different … with you. Or on a rainy day, convince her to take a stroll in the wetness. Sounds corny, but she would be completely obliged to take you up on it because it’s simply something you want to do … with her.
See fellas, it’s not always about the bedroom, lavish dinners or the amount of money you spend. Women are practical and simple too! Good old-fashioned time, attention and intimacy is all a woman could ask for from you … on a consistent basis. You don’t have to bust out the Romeo everyday, but go the extra mile sometimes and you will be the apple
of her eye! P.S. this is not to be discontinued once you make things official … keep it up!!
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21 November 2009
The Art of Seduction: Advice For Men
19 November 2009
My Lil Sister Wins Her 1st MVP/Championship 1st Qtr
My LiL Sister Wins Her 1st MVP/Championship 2nd Qtr
My Lil Sister Wins Her 1st MVP/Championship 3rd Qtr
My Lil Sister Wins Her 1st MVP/Championship 4th Qtr
15 November 2009
14 November 2009
Things I Learned From The Desert [REPOST]
Don't be late... EVER!
Your first brief is long and boring... just like every briefing you will have the whole time
your day off is not exactly the greatest thing in the world
if you want to use your laptop... find an outlet.. FAST!
at night they show boobs on the fashion channel
soccer is the biggest thing over here... watch soccer
buy extra everything
walk on the sidewalks... unless you wanna f*ck your shoes up
save empty water bottles, they're good for peeing in... well if you're a guy at least
throw your full pee bottles away before you roommates see them
everybody uses Skype here... ignore their loud conversation as best as you can
the best time to take a shower is 11am
wear shower shoes
the walls of the stalls in the toilets are filled with homosexual and racist drawings and statements
using the media center phones to call home is pointless
don't waste time looking for a lot of new magazines
don't tell a female cop that she looks like Steven Seagal
bring your disconnected cell phone and charger... you'll need the phone numbers
order what you need online as soon as possible
drop off laundry ever 2 days
call anyone you want a b*tch... it's cool
don't walk between the flag poles
get lots of sleep
the vegetables are bland at the chow hall
the milk spoils in 2 days
you're a dumbass if you buy a laptop over here... or anything electronic for that matter
supply will give you anything you want... except airplane parts when you need them
TCNs have no clue that what they just said is racist... don't attack TCNs
if you like it... it will break, be stolen, or be lost
just about everybody has porn if that's what you desire
everybody also has either a Zune or iPod
the "Bra" has decent Internet service til the sun goes down... then you're screwed
the BPC has the best Internet
wanna go home? or work? OPSTOWN bus is your best bet
if she's a 6 at home she's a 10 here... look around for confirmation
everybody complains except the jackasses who like it here... JACKASSES!
everybody stares at you... ignore them
don't buy water... it's everywhere
check your bank accounts often
yes they will dry clean your ABU pants aka the last thing you would ever want f*ckin' dry cleaned!
if they're a lot of cops at the gate, there is probably a cute female up there
there will be more shots to get
take as long of a shower as you want... nobody cares
you spend more time at work then you do at your dorm
there will be an a$$hole who thinks it's a good idea to hide your ID card to "teach you a lesson"
do not "teach him a lesson" by hiding one of his tools til the last possible moment
speak to every cute girl... they love it
if you really really really really really need something... sorry... it's out of stock already
Facebook chatting is the way to go
don't spend your whole check on crap you wouldn't buy back home
buy a $4 outlet converter... trust me
keep you fridge full of water at all times
if the lights go off... put in ear plugs to shut out that beeping noise
music will save your life
pay attention when you ride somewhere new
if you get a break, make the best of it
if someone looks upset... stand back!
unless you're bigger than them... in that case, who gives a f*ck if they're upset?!
if someone tries to stop you for something stupid, just run away... they won't chase you
charge your devices
keep your room clean
don't leave food out either
Jordan Battles looks like a bad porn star... a gay one!
there is some weird music over here... listen to it
wear your sunscreen white people
stop laughing at their sunburn black people
Facebook Chat Sessions...
Damon
in America we celebrate Veteran's day with beer
8:24pmJordan
sweet
in iraq we celebrate it with....nothing
8:25pmDamon
exactly...[taking a slow sip of beer] damn shame huh
8:26pmJordan
what kind?
8:27pmDamon
Heineken
8:28pmJordan
oh
i don't drink that shit.
you can chug away all you want
8:28pmDamon
Black man's nectar
8:28pmJordan
hahaha oh i had no idea
8:28pmDamon
its a Black thang!
[tap dancing]
can't wait till feb
8:29pmJordan
i've never heard that
why
8:29pmDamon
its in our handbook
8:29pmJordan
what's goin on in feb
8:29pmDamon
Black History
8:29pmJordan
haha you're the only black person i know that like heini
haha ok
8:30pmDamon
really? I'm the only Black person you know?
8:30pmJordan
haha the only one that likes heiniken
most black people i know don't mess with beer
and the ones that do
drink other imports
8:31pmDamon
vodka!!!
8:31pmJordan
like dos equis
haha yeah
8:31pmDamon
lots of ciroc... or goose
I stop letting girls drink goose around me though
8:32pmJordan
why? they take advantage of you?
8:33pmDamon
they try. they get outta control horny
I get into trouble sometimes
8:35pmJordan
hahah there you go
irresistable
so what's happening in feb
8:35pmDamon
Vegas baby!!!
8:36pmJordan
haha me too!
8:36pmDamon
true true.
8:36pmJordan
yeah
8:36pmDamon
Air force or personal
8:36pmJordan
personal
on my way to alaska
8:37pmDamon
Alaska? and why would you be going there?
8:37pmJordan
pcs
8:37pmDamon
you picked Alaska?
8:38pmJordan
no
kinda i suppose
i just changed it to worldwide
and a week later i got orders to alaska
8:38pmDamon
haha shot yourself in the foot huh?
8:38pmJordan
i don't mind
8:38pmDamon
I hate the cold
8:38pmJordan
i mean i like ga and the weather and i love my friends
but i need a change
8:39pmDamon
we are a island people
8:39pmJordan
only 3 more years left
8:39pmDamon
we wilkersons
8:39pmJordan
and i don't mind speding them up there
8:39pmDamon
3 years til what?
8:39pmJordan
you've told me
8:39pmDamon
huh? when did I tell you that?
8:42pmJordan
a while back you told me that
and 3 years til i get out
i'm halfway baby!
8:42pmDamon
I got till April 2011... if I choose
4 year baby
8:43pmJordan
haha okok you win
i'm out for the night
i'll talk to you later
8:44pmDamon
later chica...keep fighting the good fight! sober as all Hell HAHAHA
8:44pmJordan
haha i hate you
8:44pmDamon
yeah... sure you do :)
8:46pmJordan is offline.
13 November 2009
02 November 2009
*Turtle Story*
Here's a little story for you. ENJOY!
Well I was on my way back to GA from SC the other week when I came down this rural road and saw this big ass turtle by a pond. So I'm thinking since I'm not in a big hurry I'll stop and check it out, maybe take a few pictures too. So I pull over and see that this turtle is bigger than I thought... and old! So I snap a few pics and just as I'm about to get back in my car to drive away, I get this big idea. There's this lake that I always pass when I'm headed back to Robins. I figure this old turtle might like a change of scenery. So I figure out a way to get him into my trunk without getting bit and I'm back on the road. The whole time I'm hoping he isn't back there chewing on something or pissing/sh*tting everywhere. So about a hour and half later I arrive at the lake. So I'm all excited about getting this bad boy out here to his new home and you know what....
Open up the trunk...
NO TURTLE!!!!
