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In a couple weeks I'll being taking that flight to Qatar.... it's gonna be a HOT summer!... I'll be back in August and me and my boy Ali gonna go out to Cali... I got called "shallow" and it bothered me.... not because I think I am not shallow but because I know the only reason she called me that is because I don't pay her any attention.... I should be making Senior Airman in October... everybody asks me how my daughter Sanaa is doing... she's doing fine.... the trip from GA to SC is getting easier and easier every time... My #2 on my Bailout List got married the other weekend... I feel okay though.... my #1 is the real deal but I don't have the courage to get at her like I should.... maybe one day.... Shaun, Baker and Johnny are going on deployment with me.... That's whats up!.... I'm ready to switch things up anyway... I see more and more everyday what people are worth my time... after I get back from the desert, anyone who doesn't make an effort to keep in contact with me is getting cut off.... that's how it's gotta be... I brought my mama some Air Maxs for Mother's Day... she's easy..... my sister and stepmama are harder to shop for... I got a double hotel suite and nobody to share it with... I guess that's a good thing.... Twitter is semi-addicting... soon I'll be off of it for good though... I might even tone down my facebook and myspace usage.... it's becoming boring... if you are reading this and not leaving a comment... you are LAME..... I plan on losing at least 20 lbs to get down to my old playing weight for basketball season... 6 guys from my squadron team are gonna be in the desert at once... who planned that sh*t... I pick the Cavs to win the Chip this year... sorry no KG is a deal breaker.... I can't seem to get everything going the way I want it... God give me a sign!

The Life and Times of.... Andrea Tweet

Drea has a twin sister that lives in New York… never shall they meet unless at Summer Camp
Drea has a dog named “You” so she can say “get over here you”
Drea once saved an elderly couple from a burning building after setting it on fire
Drea won the Miss Las Vegas pageant then threw down the crown and renamed it the ECW Crown
Drea speeds in school zones
Drea eats Oreos because she thinks they keep fairies from stealing her teeth
Drea doesn’t know that chickens have feathers, she thinks they come pre-fried
Drea once met P Diddy and gave him a blank demo tape…he never called back
Drea knows that California will become an island in 2010
Drea can’t resist a good movie and a foot rub from a stranger
Drea is a World Champion watermelon spitter
Drea can’t see in the dark so she is never out past 9pm
Drea worked at Sonics but got fired because she kept skating over to White Castle to eat
Drea came to South Carolina once but was ran outta town because she was too hyphy
Drea can’t whistle
Drea has a 40 inch vertical but she doesn’t like to show off
Drea drinks gin on one occasion…NEVER!
Drea can watch Class Act with a straight face unlike 99% of the population
Drea likes pink but not in slip form
Drea loves seafood
Drea is banned from IHOP because of a little incident with some Pecan flavored syrup
Drea still believes Stevie Wonder can see
Drea has been married 3 times but divorced only once
Drea can see the future but only when she clips her toe nails
Drea fights pit bulls for profit
Drea listens to talk radio and gets mad when they don’t answer her questions
Drea will do dirty dirty things to you if you pass out around her
Drea was a great track star until she failed a steroid test
Drea makes amateur films feature homeless people who are never seen again???
Drea wants to be the Mayor of Oakland…. If she can make Monday “Raspberry Lemon Drop” Day
Drea has a full butt tattoo
Drea has green eyes… on Wednesday, Friday and Sunday
Drea calls white people the N-word… it’s her own personal revenge
Drea joined the Army but went AWOL when she found out she couldn’t get Popeye’s chicken till Week 9
Drea smells like lemons and new Converse sneakers
Drea likes to fight midgets
Drea won’t vote in 2012… too busy playing Gears of War 4

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Admit It!

10 things black and Latin people know that white people won’t admit…


1. Elvis is dead
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal
3. Jesus was not White
4. Skinny does not equal sexy
5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller
6. N’SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line
9. Kissing your pet is not cute
10. Rap music is here to stay


10 things white and Latin people know but black people won’t admit


1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royale bags are meant to be thrown away
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated
6. Breaks are usually 15 minutes
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it’s a color).
9. Your rims and car system should not be worth more than your car
10. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.

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