The Life and Times of.... Amy L. Jones

Amy has a motorcycle
Amy has a nickname. Its Casper
Amy has two sons
Amy loves her sons
Amy owns a Ridgeline truck
Amy beats the hell out of her sons
Amy's sons kinda bring it on themselves
Amy can see father than must people her height
Amy carries a pistol
Amy has a dog named Bones
Amy can cook catfish
Amy lives in Texas
Amy is a E-7 in the US Army
Amy likes to go to the club
Amy is a trained CPR technician
Amy can sail a boat
Amy is short
Amy plays basketball
Amy can't beat Damon in basketball:)
Amy likes to travel
Amy has a terrible cell provider....aka T-Mobile
Amy likes vodka
Amy once stole an old lady's hat and ran with it
Amy can run 6 miles without stopping
Amy likes movies
Amy thinks "The Matrix" is based on a true story
Amy once drove a golf ball 500 feet...it was in her trunk
Amy celebrates Smothers Day
Amy can't sing
Amy can freestyle
Amy use to work in a pet store
Amy likes all kinds of music
Amy hates "urban country" music
Amy loves puppies
Amy hates cats
Amy doesn't like when men pee outside...especially on her trees
Amy doesn't smoke
Amy doesn't drink...less than anyone else
Amy knows three languages
Amy thinks sign language is for lazy people
Amy can tap dance
Amy swims very well
Amy uses her booty as a floatation device
Amy has been all over the world
Amy is colorblind in one eye
Amy once beat up two men
Amy knows Judo and Kempo
Amy loves to play the Wii
Amy hates to lose on the Wii
Amy throws Wii remotes....HARD!
Amy likes ice cream
Amy has these sandals that need to go on the witness protection program
Amy loves her friends
Amy choke a goat to death once
Amy has 4 tattoos
Amy has 8 piercings
Amy can't show you two of those piercings
Amy thinks fat people falling down is funny
Amy also thinks monkey balls are funny
Amy doesn't know the Cum Laude family
Amy score lower than a 88 on her ASVAB:-P
Amy is not Jewish
Amy says stop asking her if she is
Amy hates her middle name
Amy's middle name is LYNN!!!!!! hahahahaha