MidiMarc has a dog named Flea
MidiMarc makes beats for music artists
MidiMarc drives a Chevy Impala
MidiMarc loves music
MidiMarc can communicate with chickens
MidiMarc loves sneakers...especially Dunks
MidiMarc has a dad who is a Minister
MidiMarc usually has a mohawk
MidiMarc is a funny dude
MidiMarc owns the world's only vagina pearl
MidiMarc raps
MidiMarc produces a sugary substance from his palms
MidiMarc invented Black electricity
MidiMarc head "butts" Amy L. Jones
MidiMarc loves Alize
MidiMarc is a lush
MidiMarc has a very short mother
MidiMarc has two mothers
MidiMarc likes Turkey and Raisin Bread sandwiches
MidiMarc hosts a podcast that you should listen to
MidiMarc has won numerous beat battles
Midimarc once threw a midget into a pina coloda foam bath
MidiMarc doesn't always take money from female artists for beats...wink wink
MidiMarc likes to drive around town
MidiMarc makes a funny noise when he sleeps
MidiMarc can juggle
MidiMarc can out muscle a polar bear
MidiMarc has a bullsh*t detector
MidiMarc makes beats in his sleep
MidiMarc writes a article for the Source called "Deadbeat Rappers"
MidiMarc can tell what animal any person looks like
MidiMarc once hit a drunk tree sloth with his car
MidiMarc has family in Texas and Detroit
MidiMarc can paint...but only with a few colors...red and purple scare him
MidiMarc plays basketball
MidiMarc also does commentary
MidiMarc was in the movie Juice
MidiMarc can lift Thor's hammer
MidiMarc is well known on the independent Hip Hop scene
MidiMarc is banned from IHOP for his anti-hobo comments
MidiMarc has exclusive hats
MidiMarc knows the lyrics to all Wu-Tang songs
MidiMarc listens to Soul music
MidiMarc can speak Japanese but doesn't understand Japanese
MidiMarc thinks wolverines make good pets
MidiMarc can start a fire with his hands
MidiMarc will beg you to ride to Wal-Mart with him then get you into a car accident
MidiMarc can laugh really loud
MidiMarc was voted "Most Likely to Get the Cover of Jet Magazine" in high school
MidiMarc should not under any circumstances be wrestled with
MidiMarc loves cartoons...weird cartoons!
MidiMarc knows the theme songs from 100 TV shows
MidiMarc eats his popcorn with sugar on it
MidiMarc is not to be left alone with any large quantity of liquid
MidiMarc writes a blog... here's the address midimarc.blogspot.com
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