Hello everyone! I finally sat down with my counter part Calvin of "Calvin&Hobbes" fame. He has in recent months been holding me down on my Myspace page and doing a great job. So I decided I would give him the chance to be a part of my blog. He wanted to interview me and I thought that would be an excellent idea. So here we go!
Calvin: Thanks for letting me do this.
Damon: No problem. I hope you got some great questions.
C: I do! Hobbes helped me come up with them.
D: Fire away!
C: How come you had me come in to run your Myspace page?
D: That's good! Well Calvin i was getting a lot of emails and comments from all kinds of local sluts and it was getting annoying. I needed a break from the big girls and hos.
C: What's a "slut"?
D: I'll tell you when you get older.
C: I haven't had a birthday in years!
D: You can have Brennan's...its October 20th. That's your new birthday.
C: Cool! Can I have her toys?
D: I don't think you want her "toys".
C: Yeah, you probably right. Girls are yukky!
D: One day you won't think so.
C: Do you have a girlfriend?
D: No. I have a girl who wants to be my girlfriend but she lives too far away.
C: Really? Is she more than 5 blocks away. My mom won't let me go pass the corner.
D: hahahaha yeah. She is way past 5 blocks away.
C: What was your favorite game as a kid. I love snowball fights.
D: Well I grew up in South Carolina and we didn't get much snow. We mostly played basketball.
C: I wish I could dunk. Hobbes can dunk and he always blocks my shot.
D: I'll teach you a crossover.
C: Like Allen Iverson?
D: Yeah! You'll get open more.
C: What about me being short?
D: Got no clue buddy. Sorry
C: It's ok. Can I play your video games?
D: For you...anything. I'll even let you borrow the old GameCube.
C: Got Mario kart?
D: Think so.
C: Cool! I wanna be Mario!
D: I'll be a Koopa.
Part 2 coming soon.....
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