"I wish my d*ck was that long... it'll be all skinny shaft with a huge f*cking head!"
"You ride your bike in this weather?! You sir, are not smarter than a bear"
"You either bring me my money or I bring you your ass whoopin'!"
"Now why would you ever think I wouldn't be packin' heat?"
"Hot grits? Oh, I thought you said you'd throw some hot d*ck on his wife."
"Man! Your breath smell like cold dish water!"
"You know that muthaf*cka ain't miss no damn meals!"
"When's the baby due?" [talking to a guy]
"Stop all that damn coughing or I'm gonna put a cough drop on the end of my boot and give it to you like a baby"
"Yeah she fine. When I see her I get a lil moist... yep! I'm getting some flow right now!" [said by a man]
"Why the fu*ck is he even going?! I wouldn't let that muthaf*cka watch my hostages!"
"You wanna slapbox over it?"
"Not even the smooth Billy Dee. The one from Star Wars!"
"I need you to go over to Support and get yourself a can of HURRY THE F*CK UP!"
"I'd give her the d*ck. But she'd have to pay double... that booty gonna need at least 2 spotters!"
"My wife pays me for sex. All in damn pennies!"
"What the f*ck is this "we" sh*t?! He told you to do it!"
"I don't want much in life. Just a nice house, fast car, good kids and a wife who gives head on the regular basis"
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