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Here's Whats Poppin'

Here are the Top 3 Videos we watch at work that I've provided. ENJOY!

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Number 2



And Number 1....drumroll please!!!!!

School House Rock

Okay boys and girls... I'm here today to introduce you to some Crew Chief words and phrases! READY? OK!

1. Donkey Dick - a device we use to drain sumps on the airplanes fuel tanks
2. Sh*tter Truck - a truck used for the sole purpose of dumping the plane's toilets
3. Dykes - Cross cut wire cutters
4. Blue Balls - the blue stuff that keeps the toilets smelling good... sometimes
5. CYA - Cover Your Ass
6. "That P*ssy Ain't Tight" - the engine cowlings/doors aren't closed all the way
7. Butt Plugs - the exhaust plugs

Those were just a few terms... look for more soon

Jumble Mumble

I wanna say a few things

Just because you have one more strip than me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do... especially if you are brand new and aren't qualified in anything... its not the heat... its the humidity... I sure know how to upset a telemarketer... since when is it okay to where thong sandals to work... and when is it okay to be a fat guy wearing skinny jeans... who thinks the Knicks will ever be "good" again... who thinks the Clippers will ever get into the Finals... did you hear abut that guy who got hit by a car, and people walked/drove past him without helping... is it me or does Al Sharpton get outta hand sometimes... Obama in 08'... Clinton too... make up your mind America... McCain is how old... wow... he remembers when we had a Tea Tax, I bet... and he thought powdered wigs were fresh... The Carter 3 is dropping soon... too bad I have like every song off of it already... OutKast is back in the studio... recording part 2 to TheLoveBelow/Speakerboxx... can't wait for that one... is it me or has MTV gotten really gay... I mean really really really gay... True Life still the sh*t though... my episode would be called "True Life:I'm In the Military... and It Sucks"... what ever happened to "call me".... now its "give me your e-mail"...

God I need some water...

All The Lonely People

This goes out to all my lonely people. Those who want something better than your average "hookup". Those who go to the club but know they won't find the right person there. Who just want someone special in their life. Someone to spend their time with. Someone to connect with. Those who feel incomplete without someone to share their world with. Their days, nights, weekends, pain, joy, love....

The other way in...

A Free Laugh... On Me

Here's a little sumthin' sumthin' for you to laugh at... guaranteed! Enjoy!