Here is another round of random quotes heard by my self. ENJOY!
"I think if I did that I'd get my d*ck super glued to my leg"
"You fell asleep on your bike?! That's a stupid b*tch!"
"Your parents found you by the railroad tracks!"
"She swallow every drop... every time."
"If you let me drive home drunk and I get into a accident and die. I'm gonna haunt you for the rest of your life. But only when you taken a sh*t. Imagine 60 years of me just scaring the hell outta you everytime you try to take a hot one."
"If you don't bring those keys back in 10 minutes I'm gonna kill a kitten and send it to you in the mail!"
"Nobody has to know. Just buy me a damn riding jacket and I'll leave your ass alone. Besides if you don't they'll probably buy me one for helping them get rid of yo ass"
"That sh*t on your neck got some sh*t on its neck!"
"Who cut your hair? They should stab them self in the eye!"
"The only reason she married you was because she knew your p*ssy lil heart wasn't gonna last to much longer. She bout to get a couple hundred grand!"
"Man you got fat on top of fat!"
"I might have to start robbing cats again. Its that or selling dope to these retarded muthaf*ckas."
"You got 2 months. Go to the pet store and get you a hedgehog. We gonna train them to fight and we gonna start having fights at lunch."
"My wife can put her legs behind her head. Too bad she don't use that for anything useful. Yoga my ass!"
"Drunk people are funny. Especially when they begging you to give them their money back after you rob them!"
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