30 April 2009

Admit It!

10 things black and Latin people know that white people won’t admit…


1. Elvis is dead
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal
3. Jesus was not White
4. Skinny does not equal sexy
5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller
6. N’SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line
9. Kissing your pet is not cute
10. Rap music is here to stay



10 things white and Latin people know but black people won’t admit


1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royale bags are meant to be thrown away
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated
6. Breaks are usually 15 minutes
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it’s a color).
9. Your rims and car system should not be worth more than your car
10. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.

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