Drea has a twin sister that lives in New York… never shall they meet unless at Summer Camp
Drea has a dog named “You” so she can say “get over here you”
Drea once saved an elderly couple from a burning building after setting it on fire
Drea won the Miss Las Vegas pageant then threw down the crown and renamed it the ECW Crown
Drea speeds in school zones
Drea eats Oreos because she thinks they keep fairies from stealing her teeth
Drea doesn’t know that chickens have feathers, she thinks they come pre-fried
Drea once met P Diddy and gave him a blank demo tape…he never called back
Drea knows that California will become an island in 2010
Drea can’t resist a good movie and a foot rub from a stranger
Drea is a World Champion watermelon spitter
Drea can’t see in the dark so she is never out past 9pm
Drea worked at Sonics but got fired because she kept skating over to White Castle to eat
Drea came to South Carolina once but was ran outta town because she was too hyphy
Drea can’t whistle
Drea has a 40 inch vertical but she doesn’t like to show off
Drea drinks gin on one occasion…NEVER!
Drea can watch Class Act with a straight face unlike 99% of the population
Drea likes pink but not in slip form
Drea loves seafood
Drea is banned from IHOP because of a little incident with some Pecan flavored syrup
Drea still believes Stevie Wonder can see
Drea has been married 3 times but divorced only once
Drea can see the future but only when she clips her toe nails
Drea fights pit bulls for profit
Drea listens to talk radio and gets mad when they don’t answer her questions
Drea will do dirty dirty things to you if you pass out around her
Drea was a great track star until she failed a steroid test
Drea makes amateur films feature homeless people who are never seen again???
Drea wants to be the Mayor of Oakland…. If she can make Monday “Raspberry Lemon Drop” Day
Drea has a full butt tattoo
Drea has green eyes… on Wednesday, Friday and Sunday
Drea calls white people the N-word… it’s her own personal revenge
Drea joined the Army but went AWOL when she found out she couldn’t get Popeye’s chicken till Week 9
Drea smells like lemons and new Converse sneakers
Drea likes to fight midgets
Drea won’t vote in 2012… too busy playing Gears of War 4
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