*Turtle Story*

Here's a little story for you. ENJOY!




Well I was on my way back to GA from SC the other week when I came down this rural road and saw this big ass turtle by a pond. So I'm thinking since I'm not in a big hurry I'll stop and check it out, maybe take a few pictures too. So I pull over and see that this turtle is bigger than I thought... and old! So I snap a few pics and just as I'm about to get back in my car to drive away, I get this big idea. There's this lake that I always pass when I'm headed back to Robins. I figure this old turtle might like a change of scenery. So I figure out a way to get him into my trunk without getting bit and I'm back on the road. The whole time I'm hoping he isn't back there chewing on something or pissing/sh*tting everywhere. So about a hour and half later I arrive at the lake. So I'm all excited about getting this bad boy out here to his new home and you know what....


Open up the trunk...


NO TURTLE!!!!