Part 1
So last night I was in my dorm room just chilling, reading magazines and playing Smash Bros....when there is a knock on my door. Its my boy Kyle from downstairs and he says, "whatcha doin'?" I say nothing, and he says "you wanna come ride with me to pick this drunk guy up?" (see Kyle had volunteered to be a designated driver this weekend for Airman Against Drunk Driving). I said sure, why not.....and I got dressed.
So we go to this neighborhood not too far from base to pick up this guy from a party. When he finally comes out the house he has this girl with him. Wife, maybe girlfriend. They're pretty tipsy and are trying their best to hide it. Me and Kyle notice. Especially, when the girl says, "Oh! McDonald's! I love fries!" as we pass a McDonald's. (you had to here her voice when she said it). So, anyway we drop them off and laugh our asses off knowing that that guy was gonna try and get some tonight but she probably was gonna pass out. (guys get drunk and horny, girls get drunk and sleepy)
So we assume that's the end of our night.....WRONG!
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