The Adventures of Damon&Kyle....Last Night Part 2

Part 2
Now we are headed back towards base when we get another phone call. Its some guy who really sounds drunk. Kyle can't understand what he's saying so he gives the phone to me to get the directions to pick this guy up. I ask him the address and he tells me in a slurred voice "305 Point Court....P-O-I....P-O....P-O-I-N-T Court!" Yeah he actually spelled 'point' out to me. So I said hold on for a second and he said he didn't have a second and hung up. So Kyle said he was a douche...."douche"....yeah that's it, a "douche bag"...... stupid Airman Savage! So about 3 minutes later the phone rings again and I answer,"Airmen Against Drunk Driving!" Its Airman Savage again and he asks for a ride home.....yes his drunk-ass spells Point again! So as we get closer to his location we both start getting mad....its the same f*cking party we pick the first couple up from!!!

So we pull up and wait outside for 5 minutes...then we decide to go get this "Airman Savage". As we walk around the house to the garage we see a bunch of white guys playing beer pong. I KNOW I heard one of them say "too many n*ggas, not enough hoes" as I was rounding the corner. So now I'm really pissed. They take a look at us then they go back to being drunk and belligerent again. So I say loudly "is there an Airman Savage here?" They look at each other then one guy says he didn't know who that was but he probably was in the house. So myself and Kyle go into the house where we find the following: a girl walking around with a big rip in her jeans, some other drunk girls basically simulating doggystyle on each other, and some guy who says something to Kyle in a mumbled voice and when Kyle says "what you say?" he backs away like he thought he was gonna get beat up.
So we stand there for like 3 minutes checking out the scene; lots of liquor, drunks, and no Airman Savage. So I ask again, "is there an Airman Savage here?" One guy nervously asks, "why? are you gonna kick his ass?" I guess they thought I was because I looked pissed, had on an Army shirt and my dog tags.....they probably thought I was an Army Sgt. I said "no, just go get Savage"......then somebody said they think he left already. So I told Kyle he probably drove home and is wrapped around some tree somewhere....he laughed. We went outside and decide to leave and go get some McDonald's.