Don't Quote Me!

Here are some random quotes heard at my job. Remember I work with several other maintainers who have filthy mouths. One of which is my Supervisor who may have the dirtiest one of them all. Oh, yeah...she's a girl!

These are taken completely out of context....ON PURPOSE!

"Aye! Find that website. I'll give'em one of my balls for $80,000!"

"Oh, this is gonna be good. I'm gonna tell you now that I ran outta lube a long time ago!"

"Who dat playin' with my monkey balls!"

"Pull yo pants round yo ankles and pray for it to be over quick. (whispers)It ain't."

"I don't give a f*ck bout you or yo one nut having ass!"

"Men are so retarded. They don't know when a girl is throwing them the pussy."

"Its gonna take about 3 of yall to hold that muthaf*cka down to rape him!"

"I told that muthaf*cka! I ain't getting out the car till you tell me why I'm getting out the car!"

"If you listen closely, you can actually hear him getting fatter."

"Gotcha B*tch!"

"Don't make me pull yo gangsta card. You ain't been in long enough for them to believe you over me. I'll beat the stripes off yo ass!"

"Yeah, I like porn. I like it even more when my kids don't get on my computer and find it."

"I just clicked on this eBay thing and this thing popped up where this guy was selling a buffalo's nut sac."

"I bet you'll find it a lot faster with my foot stuck up in yo ass!"

""I brought a goddamn salad so I could eat healthy to lower my blood pressure! One of them muthaf*ckas ate my goddamn salad and now I'm mad and my blood pressure is worse!"

"They can get both mine for $250,000."

You may wonder why a lot of these have exclamation marks....cause people are always yelling at each other!!!

Its all in fun though.