1. Soul Plane - You(yes I'm addressing you as a person) are the reason Black script writers and actors suffer so much. Hollywood Shuffle You are also what I believe to be the offspring of BET and UPN. A true bastard child. You ruined the careers of just about everyone who appeared in you. Much like that girl who lives in my building. Everyone, who has been "in" her is just a shell of a man now. So.....Soul Plane if you ever have kids aka sequels....I'll slap your mother! I think its UPN....or maybe....No! UPN is the female. I'll slap the sh*t outta the UPN for birthing you! Think about it!
2. Any Isley Brothers Album Cover - Seriously....just pick one.
3. Beyonce's Mama's Clothing Line - Those little girls in the ads look like done up shanks. Wait, shank is a strong word...."hookers", yes....hookers is much better. Tina........somebody should upgrade you. Get on that now. Let me hear some progress in a week. (no picture available...THANK GOD!)
4. I Love New York - I didn't see season 2 but I know them brothas and others didn't represent. New York does look like Lamb Chops!
5. The Kobe Brant Trial - Kobe takes it strong to the hole....then snitches on Shaq. What do you expect from an Italian.
6. The Whole R. Kelly/Jay-Z Mess - Since when did brothas start pepper spraying each other? Man, y'all should've just put the gloves on and duke it out. You both were training, right? Now that I think about it.....Dame got maced by some French pimps! Them damn Roc Boys and their non-lethal weapons.
That Is All 4 Now
2 comments:
hahaha whats wrong with the Isley Brothers Album Covers? lol
and yes... soul plane.... I have no words for soul plane...
I have words.... a lot of 4 letter words! some compound ones too!
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