24 January 2008

Moments In (un)Black History Pt.2

More? Yes I thought of something else that is very (un)Black History.

Ready?
Drum Roll Please!..........


Lil' Kim's Face (After 2003) - Where did you go wrong? You were consider the best female MC. People were starting to believe Biggie didn't write all your lyrics. We couldn't wait for you to appear on award shows...just to see what you were wearing. You had hit songs everywhere. The first boob job? Nice. First nose job? Great. Second boob job? Wow...you look good...but porn star "good". I was still feeling you, even though to this day I refuse to listen to the intro to HARDCORE. Puff said you were going too far....you said your boyfriend kept beating you up. Michael Jackson called and said you could join his club of "just 2" nose jobs. Really, Mike?.....just 2? Here's to Lil' Kim not getting anymore plastic surgery. Also to anyone who can't see what is in the mirror just might be the best you have. Just be happy with yourself....when you are happy.







2 comments:

idk... said...

I'm so mad at you for this... not lil kim's FACE!

Anonymous said...

What? It can't all be Black Panther hard. Got any suggestions?