Last Night

So myself and Kyle decide we're gonna freshin up the show before we post it....you know add some commercials and skits or whatever.

But first we had to go get alcohol! So we went over to the Class 6 on base. I got a 12pack of beer and he got a six. So we got to the two counters to get rung-up and I go to this high-yellow chick that I always go to(she kinda cute, might holla)....the other lady has a sh*tty attitude. So my clerk asks me if I wanna exchange a dollar bill for a new dollar coin. I say no cause I won't ever use that sh*t. But as we are walking out the store, Kyle says "let me get a dollar, I want one of those coins." Yeah whatever. So we go back in and this happens:

Young Girl:Ya'll came back
Kyle:Yep! Gotta get one of them coins!
Old B*tch:They're pretty good
Damon:Who's on the coin
OB:I think Monroe or Hamilton
K:The 5th president
YG:Was he?
OB: No! 3rd!
K:I'm pretty sure....
OB:No! He was the 3rd!
D:Well Clinton was the last good President...
YG:Clinton was terrible
K:Yeah he was.
D:Bullsh*t! He was better than the Bushes!
K:True
OB:They're trying to include all the Presidents in these coins
D:Even the bad ones? (laughing)
YG: (laughing)
K:Who's on the 50?
D:ummm.....Grant!
K:Oh, yeah!
D:But Benjamin Franklin was the Greatest American even though he wasn't a President
YG:What did you say?
K:He said Benjamin Franklin was the Greatest American
D:that's why he is the only one smiling on the money
YG:you said he wasn't a President?
D:Yeah.
YG:I didn't know that
D:really?
YG:nope
D:shameful
YG:well how do you know I'm not the Greatest American?
D:Ben was a diplomat, inventor, astronomer...
K:he invent a lot of sh*t
D:a stove
K:electricity
D:typography
K:the kite(laughing)
D:bifocals
YG:yeah I knew that one
D:now you see why he's the Greatest American and you're not?
YG:why not?
D:cause you didn't know Ben Franklin wasn't a President. I don't blame you....I blame the school system.
YG: (laughing)
K:hmmm that's weird(shows the Old B*tch the coin) It says here the 5th President.
OB:let me see that....it must be wrong!
Kyle&Damon: "Sure it is".....(shake heads)

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