Highs&Lows

Alright, check this out. My week was going just "alright" up til Friday. See, we got this new guy and his name which I can't pronounce.... it sounds like "ball sack". So you know he's gonna get a lot of grief for that. Anyway everyday when we leave work I take the trash out.... which sucks cause I have to walk with this huge bag of trash down to the dumpster at the very end of the parking lot. Every f*cking day! So I figured on Friday that the new guy could give me at least one day off from that. He agreed to do it even though it was pouring down raining.

But check this out.....as we swing by the dumpster we see him bend down and pick something up. He gets in the car all happy and says, "this must be my lucky day, I just found $40!"

THE ONE DAY I DON"T TAKE THE TRASH..... THERE'S 40 F*CKING DOLLARS JUST LAYING ON THE GROUND!!!

I call BULLSH*T on that one!

Well that was the Low....

Here's the High....

So myself and Kyle are doing our radio show Saturday evening and we are trying to come up with ideas to fill in some gaps in it. You know, take out what might not work and put in something better. So I get this idea to call my friend "Shannon"(fake name) and ask her if she wants to be on the show. She lives in another state and agrees to do something over the speaker phone...which recorded pretty good in fact. So we tell her to call us back when she's ready and we try to think of something to do. We decide we'll each ask her a burning question that we want a female to answer. I come up with one but forget it the moment we start recording..... Kyle asks this:

Kyle:Here's my question. Why am I like the only guy who doesn't get sexy pictures from girls. It seems like everybody but me gets them. What am I doing wrong?
Shannon:Maybe you should just ask a girl to send you some. You never will know if you don't ask. Just come right and ask.

At this point I pop back on the line and ask "Shannon" if she would send me some sexy pictures.... she says "maybe".

Anyway, fast forward to Sunday night and I'm in my room just folding clothes when I send "Shannon" a text message that says I'm still waiting on that picture.

About 10 minutes later.................. I get one! Then....another! Man! She's hot!!!

She said you have to ask

In yo face Kyle!!!