The Joy Of Cooking [The Fat F*ck Edition]

The other night I was laying on the bed in my dorm room when I got this huge hunger for some of my mama's fried squash. I mean all I could think of was how she'd only prepare it when squash was in season. Also how she knew it was one of my favorites. Also how I couldn't have it now because they don't cook it at the dining hall... and I'm sure it wouldn't taste as good anyway.

So what follows is a list of my favorite foods and who makes them...enjoy

• Pork Chops - my dad and my mama both make great "chops" either way I'm good.
• Red Velvet Cake - that's my stepmother all the way.
• Cornbread - its a toss up between Mrs. Nora(RIP) or my stepmother
• Fried Chicken - my dad, mama and my sister
• Shrimp&Crabs - that's mama again
• Cookies - my stepmother can bake her ass off!
• Greens - collard, mustard, tender, turnip... that's all my grandma Margaret(RIP)
• Cabbage - mama
• French Fries - dad
• Grits - dad again... they are soooo buttery
• Pancakes - actually that's me... I make'em from scratch too...just like my granddad
• Lasagna - my stepmother makes the best I have every tasted
• Hamburgers - my Auntie Lo does it on the grill
• Bar-B-Que - my Auntie Lo or my stepmother
• Fried Fish - that's Ms Wanda aka my mama again red snapper, trout, flounder....
• Rice? - well yeah there are all types of rice... I hate just plain white rice! so you got yellow aka "chicken", Spanish, dirty, curry, wild, brown, spicy.... everyone does their own thing on this one :)
• Eggs - I only eat them one of two ways scrambled or fried. myself, my Auntie Lo, my dad and stepmother. My mama has this habit of putting milk in hers... annoys the hell outta me!
• Steak - well seeing as how I only get T-Bones from my mama...she wins by default

Well that's all I can think of for now... do you know some more foods that only certain people cook your favorite way?