Here is the new interview I did with SlyConn. And yes I answered some of the questions very randomly ... on purpose! Enjoy
So this is Our second time doing a interview.
Yeah. Thanks for having me back.
Always. So lets get right into it. How are you enjoying your time in Georgia?
Its cool. Haven't really gotten the whole Georgia experience yet.
How bout them Celtics?!?
KG has got to get his ring this year! LeBron is gonna have many opportunities in the next 12 years. KG doesn't have 12 years left.
Heard you almost got into a fight down in Texas. What happened?
Some lil punk ass bouncer told me I couldn't wear my hat backwards in the club.... so when I took it off and stared him down he just run and got another bouncer. I wore my hat backwards anyway.
What can a girl say to make you interested in her?
"Grey Goose gets me loose"
Would you date a girl who had kids?
Sure. As long as I don't have to take them anywhere. Do you know that little kids always ask too many questions?
Where is the best place to eat in Georgia?
I can't recall her name...
If a friend of yours wanted to breakup with his girlfriend, what would be your advice to him?
Make sure you cry while you're telling her how bad she was at sex... tell her it hurts you to inform her that she sucks at life. That way it looks like you broke up with her because she can's do anything right... not because you met someone else.
If they made a movie about you, what would it be called?
"The Life and Times of a Guy With Size 13 Feet"
Would you write a novel?
Yes. "Washing Yo Ass For Dummies"
Who would you like to meet at least once?
Its a toss-up between Sanaa Lathan and Michael Jordan. Whom ever has the better crossover at the time
Whats the most freaky thing you've ever done with a girl?
First thing... I only do freaky things with girls... f*cking open ended question! Anyway, I blindfolded her and tied her to the bed, then I brought out the ice cream and sprinkles, then while I made the world's greatest sundae, I just sat there and lectured her on the political unrest in the Middle East...
How does a female earn your love?
practice, practice, practice...
If you could give yourself a nickname, what would it be?
"Grits&Gravy"
Who do you hate right now?
Nobody. I don't hate people... I stab them!
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
I can't recall her name...
You're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, how do you keep your employees happy?
Friday afternoons = strip club&donuts
If you could punch anyone in the face, whom would that person be?
Probably unconscious after I hit them directly in the temple.
What are cell phones good for?
Receiving nude picture messages
Obama or Clinton?
Jesus! I love that guy.
What do you do when you're stuck in a room full of White people and you're the only Black person there?
Yell out, "Jesus was a Black man, and I have proof!"
Who knows you the best?
My mama I guess.
Who loves you the most?
My mama I guess.
Who hates you the most?
My mama I guess.
Give us a first name of a woman you would marry.
ummmm.... Lena
Regrets?
Beating up all those little kids.... back when I was a little kid.
That is Part 1... stay tuned(there is free candy)
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