The Sitdown Interview... Part 2

Part 2

So when was the last time you saw something funny?
This girl I was with was having a orgasm and her face just went crazy. You remember the ending to Terminator 2? Just all kinds of faces! There was an episode of Batman the Animated Series... I think it was ClayFace... haha

Do you do well on tests?
Yes. Blood, Urine, HIV... not so much with the pregnancy tests.

What was your greatest childhood memory?
When I first French kissed a girl. ummmm... minty!

Who was she?
A girl named "Ketchup"

That's a weird name.
Not as weird as "StretchAssStrong"

True!
I know a guy name "Cook".

Can he cook really well?
Not sure. He is blacker than a muthaf*cka though!

Why do you buy so many pairs of shoes?
Makes my d*ck bigger... true sh*t!

I should start buying more shoes. I only have a few pair.
I feel sorry for your girlfriend.

Yeah, it sucks. She has a lot of shoes...
Stick your arm in there.

I only have one watch.
Understood.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Spain. In a hotel room with a glass of Bacardi and two women who don't speak much English.

That sounds cool.
Yes, it is cool indeed.

Would you love a girl even if she didn't love you the same way?
I have. But times change and I don't love you more than you love me now. Its better that way.

I heard the dorms get pretty wild during the weekends. Is this true?
Naw. They have orgies everywhere in the world. Its very normal.

Last question: What do you think is your best quality?
G-Spot finding abilities!

Outstanding! Thanks for doing the interview.
My pleasure.