The other day I was watching tv when I get a text message. Its from this girl I know out West and she's just bullshitting on the phone. You know..."hows your day", "what u eat for dinner"... blah blah blah. Then the conversation went a whole nother direction with this next message....
"I'm so horny! what can you do to help me"
[the Rock eyebrow]
So I'm sitting there with my phone in my hand just looking at the text for a minute. Is this a joke? I'm waiting for the mandatory "j/k" to come thru. Nothing. So I say "whatever you need:)" So she goes into this back and forth about how she wants me to do this and that. The whole time I'm wondering if she would say these things if I was there but I also was thinking to myself..."would you do half the stuff you told her you would?"
In the world we live in now its so easy to be someone you're not. With Myspace and Facebook we can make up a life we either wish we had or are to afraid to really live. Most women can pretend to be slutty but not really want to do that stuff and vice versa. Men can make it look like they're a huge player who's getting all the pussy in the world.... but probably aren't. Someone told me that I most have girls everywhere. I told them that it was all perception. Just because I communicate with them on social sites doesn't mean we're involved. They might not even really know anything about me past whats on my profile or a survey I filled out. Like do they even know my siblings names? How I got the scar on my chin?
So with all these oppertunities to be something else its also easy to say you do things sexually that you either don't or never have. Every girl doesn't suck dick. Every guy doesn't eat pussy. But when all you have to do is type and send... without having to ever actually do these things... its easy to say "I'll run my tongue all over you body til you're dripping down your leg"
I have said and heard some crazy things when it comes to sex. But the truth is... I've never had an STD. I always use condoms. I've never paid for sex [does dinner count] I have turn down sex because the girl had a stank attitude [sure, sure "attitude"] I'm not naiive enough to think girls can't get pregnant if I do some shit I heard from some random person. I don't have sex just because I can. I actually care about women's feelings [what a pussy] I think its better when you know the person for a decent amount of time before you have sex. I first had sex when I was 15[blame the cable tv]... then I didn't have it again til I was 17. I don't think I've had over 10 partners... what else is there to say?
You tell me...
1 comment:
you don't think you have had over 10 partners or you KNOW you haven't? anyway good post
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