Damon Presents..... "Rules To Live By"

“Rules to Life” are general things that a person should know to be a success in their life. I have amassed these Rules over the course of my 25 years on this planet. So without any further delay, in a totally random order…

Rule #12 – When you call someone on the phone and the conversation reaches a certain time span, 45 minutes are more, it becomes your (the person that called) responsibility to end the call. Don’t be that person who doesn’t know when to call it a night.

Rule #31 – Only fight people you can beat. If you’re not sure, walk away.

Rule #78 – If you’re in mixed company, don’t use racial jokes or slurs. Even the most unracist person can give the perception of otherwise.

Rule #8 – Sagging your jeans should be kept to a minimum. Especially, if you’re over the age of 21.

Rule #103 – Always give a firm handshake when greeting someone. Especially, if it’s the first time. You wouldn’t want to give them a bad first impression.

Rule #23 – Practice makes perfect. Apply to everything you do.

Rule #72 – Travel as much as possible. It’s good for your spirit.

Rule #49 – Always use protection when having sex.

Rule #66 – Offer your seat to an older person on the train/bus. If they refuse, it’s okay to just sit there.

Rule #53 – Don’t hesitate too long to approach someone you think you’d like to get to know. If you do they might think you’re not really all that interested.

Rule #27 – Listen more than you talk. But don’t be afraid to disagree with people. Nobody likes spineless people around them.

Rule # 45 – Always introduce someone as what they really are to you. May it be a boyfriend/girlfriend/good friend

Rule # 78 –Buy dinner the first time. After that, figure it out before ya’ll even get to the restaurant.

Rule # 94 – If you love someone, tell them now. Waiting until later may be too late.

Rule # 10 – If the relationship isn’t going the way you want it to, say something. If that doesn’t work, leave.

Rule # 82 – A pair of clean white Nikes goes good with 95% of the stuff you have in your closet. Invest in a pair.

Rule # 40 – It may hurt your relationship but never let anyone borrow an amount of money you can’t afford to just give them otherwise.

Rule # 53 – Believing in a higher power isn’t a bad thing. But make sure you don’t force your religion on others. That’s very annoying .

Rule #71 – When in doubt, ask someone who probably knows the answer or who looks like they may know.

Rule # 5 – Sleep is usually more important than anything you may be doing at 4am on a Saturday night.

Rule # 99 – Always have a Plan B. This applies to just about everything you do in life.

Rule #1 – Bros before hoes.

Rule # 36 – If you have to cut away pieces of your wheel well, you rims are too damn big.

Rule # 60 – The higher your standards the better your product has to be. (product = you)

Rule # 88 – Always lie about how many people you’ve slept with. Never lie about whether you’ve caught a STD.

Rule # 9 – Mouthwash should be your best friend.

Rule # 77 – If you borrow someone’s stuff, take extra good care of it.

So those are a few rules to live by. More coming soon.

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