Here is a conversation I had the other week with my friend Primo. I call him that cause he always got the new hot sh*t. So here’s what happened, I call Primo to ask him if he knew where I can get some red patent leather adidas Forums…..
Primo – What up kid?
Damon – Sh*t, chillin’. What up witcha?
P – Sh*t. watching the game.
D – Who playing?
P – The punk ass Lakers. Can’t stand Kobe’s ass!
D – Me either. Aye dog! You know where I can get a pair of Red Planet Forums?
P – The patent leather ones?
D – Yeah.
P – I think they were on pickyourshoes.com but they were outta sizes.
D – I know. I looked the other day and they were completely sold out. They weren’t on adidas.com anymore either.
P – Yeah, you gotta get those early. They look just like the Supras.
D – Yeah, I wanted them but I had to pay my car payment first.
P – True true. I’m glad you said something about your car. I meant to call you and tell you what happened the other night.
D – What’s that?
P – Dog! We went to this club the other night named Sensations….
D – That sound like a strip club!
P – I know right! But naw it’s a dance club. It has a bar and an upper level and a live DJ and sh*t. There were some bad b*tches out there too!
D – That’s what’s up!
P – But yo check this out. Me and a couple dudes I work with went there right. And there were all these chicks and sh*t so we like this the spot but then check this out. These two fine ass b*tches start fighting right there on the dance floor!
D – Hahahaha all the time!
P – Yeah! So the bouncers come running over and I’m thinking they gonna just pull’em apart but these muthaf*ckas start pepper spraying them hos!
D – Damn!
P – The f*cked up sh*t is, they spraying and sh*t and mess around and mace a dude in a wheelchair! I didn’t even see the dude till they sprayed him. I was f*cked up! But yeah they spray this fool too, then he falls the f*ck out the chair.
D – Man! Stop playing!
P – Dog! That sh*t was wild! But check it. The whole time they tryna get them two girls off the dance floor, this muthaf*cka is tryna get off the floor by himself…
D – You didn’t help him?! Hahahaha
P – F*ck no! So anyway he finally gets up off the floor and somebody asked him if he was alright. This muthaf*cka starts going off talking bout how he gonna burn this muthaf*cka to the ground and sh*t! Man! By then I had done lost it! I was laughing so f*cking hard my damn throat started hurting.
D – He probably wanna sue the club. Hahaha
P – Oh! It gets crazier! He goes outside and this fool driving a muthaf*ckin' box Chevy on… had to been 24s!
D – Retarded. Hahahaha
P – And the muthaf*cka said he was gonna pop the trunk and starts going to the back of the Chevy.
D – He said he was gonna pop the trunk?!
P – Sh*t! He did! This muthaf*cka starts shooting in the air and sh*t! Me and my boy Dre bounce.
D – What he have?
P – Glock.
D – Ain’t playing no games.
P – Ain’t playing no games! That sh*t was wild dude. I see why people stop going out to the clubs.
D – I know right! What happened to those girls that were fighting?
P – Dre said he saw one of them pissing behind a car when he went outside to use the phone. Hahahahaha
D – Hahahaha Can you imagine what it was like if ol boy got arrested? They have to lift him outta the chair to put him in the car. Hahahaha
P - He might try to get away…
D – in his wheel chair?
P – Hahahaha
D – See you didn’t even notice did you?! He had 24 inch rims on the chair too.
P –hahaha you crazy!
D – He didn’t walk not because he was paralyzed, but because he always wanted to ride big! Even when he wasn’t in his whip.
P – Candy paint the chair and sh*t
D – Raise the b*tch up with a kit
P – Be at the mall just sitting outside in the chair with two 15s hooked up to it
D – Bumping that B.O.B. Starship Strobilus
P – TI's 24s
D – on repeat!
P - hahahaha talking like somebody’s uncle
D – Hey girl! Wanna ride witha playa?! B*tch can’t you see I hollering?!
P – Hahaha You crazy!
That’s just a sample of some of the conversations I have all the time!
Thanks 4 Your Time
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