27 November 2009
23 November 2009
News You Can Use: Car Myths&Truths
Myth: Engine oil should be changed every 3,000 miles.
Reality: Despite what oil companies and quick-lube shops often claim, it's usually not necessary. Stick to the service intervals in your car's owner's manual. Under normal driving conditions, most vehicles are designed to go 7,500 miles or more between oil changes. Changing oil more often doesn't hurt the engine, but it can cost you a lot of extra money. Automakers often recommend 3,000-mile intervals for severe driving conditions, such as constant stop-and-go driving, frequent trailer-towing, mountainous terrain, or dusty conditions.
Myth: Inflate tires to the pressure shown on the tire's sidewall.
Reality: The pounds-per-square-inch figure on the side of the tire is the maximum pressure that the tire can safely hold, not the automaker's recommended pressure, which provides the best balance of braking, handling, gas mileage, and ride comfort. That figure is usually found on a doorjamb sticker, in the glove box, or on the fuel-filler door. Perform a monthly pressure check when tires are cold or after the car has been parked for a few hours.
Myth: If the brake fluid is low, topping it off will fix the problem.
Reality: As brake pads wear, the level in the brake-fluid reservoir drops a bit. That helps you monitor brake wear. If the fluid level drops to or below the Low mark on the reservoir, then either your brakes are worn out or fluid is leaking. Either way, get the brake system serviced immediately. You should also get a routine brake inspection when you rotate the tires, about every 6,000 to 7,000 miles.
Myth: If regular-grade fuel is good, premium must be better.
Reality: Most vehicles run just fine on regular-grade (87 octane) fuel. Using premium in these cars won't hurt, but it won't improve performance, either. A higher-octane number simply means that the fuel is less prone to pre-ignition problems, so it's often specified for hotter running, high-compression engines. So if your car is designed for 87-octane fuel, don't waste money on premium.
Myth: Flush the coolant with every oil change.
Reality: Radiator coolant doesn't need to be replaced very often. Most owner's manuals recommend changing the coolant every five years or 60,000 miles. Of course, if the level in the coolant reservoir is chronically low, check for a leak and get service as soon as possible.
Myth: After a jump-start, your car will soon recharge the battery.
Reality: It could take hours of driving to restore a battery's full charge, especially in the winter. That's because power accessories, such as heated seats, draw so much electricity that in some cars the alternator has little left over to recharge a run-down battery. A"load test" at a service station can determine whether the battery can still hold a charge. If so, some hours on a battery charger might be needed to revive the battery to its full potential.
Myth: Let your engine warm up for several minutes before driving.
Reality: That might have been good advice for yesteryear's cars but is less so today. Modern engines warm up more quickly when they're driven. And the sooner they warm up, the sooner they reach maximum efficiency and deliver the best fuel economy and performance. But don't rev the engine high over the first few miles while it's warming up.
Myth: A dealership must perform regular maintenance to keep your car's factory warranty valid.
Reality: As long as the maintenance items specified in the vehicle owner's manual are performed on schedule, the work can be done at any auto-repair shop. If you're knowledgeable, you can even do the work yourself. Just keep accurate records and receipts to back you up in case of a warranty dispute on a future repair.
Myth: Dishwashing and laundry detergents make a good car wash.
Reality: Detergent can strip off a car's wax finish. Instead, use a car-wash liquid, which is formulated to clean without removing wax.
Reality: Despite what oil companies and quick-lube shops often claim, it's usually not necessary. Stick to the service intervals in your car's owner's manual. Under normal driving conditions, most vehicles are designed to go 7,500 miles or more between oil changes. Changing oil more often doesn't hurt the engine, but it can cost you a lot of extra money. Automakers often recommend 3,000-mile intervals for severe driving conditions, such as constant stop-and-go driving, frequent trailer-towing, mountainous terrain, or dusty conditions.
Myth: Inflate tires to the pressure shown on the tire's sidewall.
Reality: The pounds-per-square-inch figure on the side of the tire is the maximum pressure that the tire can safely hold, not the automaker's recommended pressure, which provides the best balance of braking, handling, gas mileage, and ride comfort. That figure is usually found on a doorjamb sticker, in the glove box, or on the fuel-filler door. Perform a monthly pressure check when tires are cold or after the car has been parked for a few hours.
Myth: If the brake fluid is low, topping it off will fix the problem.
Reality: As brake pads wear, the level in the brake-fluid reservoir drops a bit. That helps you monitor brake wear. If the fluid level drops to or below the Low mark on the reservoir, then either your brakes are worn out or fluid is leaking. Either way, get the brake system serviced immediately. You should also get a routine brake inspection when you rotate the tires, about every 6,000 to 7,000 miles.
Myth: If regular-grade fuel is good, premium must be better.
Reality: Most vehicles run just fine on regular-grade (87 octane) fuel. Using premium in these cars won't hurt, but it won't improve performance, either. A higher-octane number simply means that the fuel is less prone to pre-ignition problems, so it's often specified for hotter running, high-compression engines. So if your car is designed for 87-octane fuel, don't waste money on premium.
Myth: Flush the coolant with every oil change.
Reality: Radiator coolant doesn't need to be replaced very often. Most owner's manuals recommend changing the coolant every five years or 60,000 miles. Of course, if the level in the coolant reservoir is chronically low, check for a leak and get service as soon as possible.
Myth: After a jump-start, your car will soon recharge the battery.
Reality: It could take hours of driving to restore a battery's full charge, especially in the winter. That's because power accessories, such as heated seats, draw so much electricity that in some cars the alternator has little left over to recharge a run-down battery. A"load test" at a service station can determine whether the battery can still hold a charge. If so, some hours on a battery charger might be needed to revive the battery to its full potential.
Myth: Let your engine warm up for several minutes before driving.
Reality: That might have been good advice for yesteryear's cars but is less so today. Modern engines warm up more quickly when they're driven. And the sooner they warm up, the sooner they reach maximum efficiency and deliver the best fuel economy and performance. But don't rev the engine high over the first few miles while it's warming up.
Myth: A dealership must perform regular maintenance to keep your car's factory warranty valid.
Reality: As long as the maintenance items specified in the vehicle owner's manual are performed on schedule, the work can be done at any auto-repair shop. If you're knowledgeable, you can even do the work yourself. Just keep accurate records and receipts to back you up in case of a warranty dispute on a future repair.
Myth: Dishwashing and laundry detergents make a good car wash.
Reality: Detergent can strip off a car's wax finish. Instead, use a car-wash liquid, which is formulated to clean without removing wax.
22 November 2009
Jay Electronica - Exhibit C (Prod. Just Blaze)
Lyrics:
When I was sleeping on the train
Sleeping on Meserole Ave out in the rain
Without even a single slice of pizza to my name
Too proud to beg for change mastering the pain
When NY niggas was calling southern rappers lame
But then jackin our slang
I used to get dizzy spells, hear a little ring
The voice of a angel telling me my name
Telling me that one day imma be a great man
Transforming with the MegatronDon spittin out flames
Eatin wack rappers alive shittin out chains
I aint believe it then, nigga I was homeless
Fightin, shootin dice, smoking weed on the corners
Tryna find the meaning of life in a corona
Till the 5%ers rolled up on a nigga and informed him.
"You either build or destroy, where you come from?"
"The Magnolia projects in the 3rd ward slum"
"Hmm, its quite amazing that you rhyme how you do
And how you shine like you grew up in a shrine in Peru."
Question 14 Muslim lesson 2: Dip diver, civilize a 85er
I make the devil hit his knees and say the our father
Abracadabra! You rockin with the true and living
Shout out to Light Out, Joseph I, Chewy Bivens,
Shout out to Baltimore, Baton Rouge, my crew in Richmond
While yall debated whos the truth like Jews and Christians
I was in Cecil B, Broad St, Master, North Philly, South Philly, 23rd, Tasker
6 Mile, 7 Mile, Hartwell, Gratiot
Where niggas really would pack a uhaul truck up
Put the high beams on
Drive up on the curb at a barbeque and hop out the back like "whats up"
"Kill a nigga, rob a nigga, take a nigga, buss up"
Thats why when you talk that tough talk I never feel ya
You sound real good and you play the part well
But the energy you givin off is so unfamiliar
I dont feel ya.
Nas hit me up on the phone said "what you waitin on"
Tip hit me up on a twitt said "what you waitin on"
Diddy send a text every hour on the dot sayin "when you gon drop that verse nigga you takin long"
So now im back spittin that He could pass a polygraph
That Rev Run rockin Addidas out on Hollis Ave
That FOI, Marcus Garvey, Nikki Tesla
I shock you like a eel, electric feel, Jay Electra.
They call me Jay Electronica
Fuck that, call me Jay ElecHannukah
Jay ElecYarmulke
Jay ElecTramadaan Muhammad Asalaamica RasoulAllah Supana Watallah thought your monitor
My uzi still weigh a ton, check the barometer
Im hotter then the mothafuckin sun, check the thermometer
Im bringing ancient mathematics back to modern man
My momma told me "never throw a stone and hide your hand"
I got a lot of family, you got a lot of fans
Thats why the people got my back like the Verizon man
I play the back and fade to black and then devise a plan
Out in London, smoking, vibin while I ride the tram.
21 November 2009
The Art of Seduction: Advice For Men
Pay attention - if you hear your girl say, “man, I’ve been craving Chinese.” Instead of a, “so why don’t you go get some,” say nothing, and later surprise her with a dinner date to a great Chinese restaurant. Or show up at her place with some carry-out and a good movie. Or pick up the ingredients from the grocer and print out some recipes and try to prepare Chinese together. This will let her know that you were listening and that you are willing to take the time to show her. Actions are greater than words.
Kissing - kissing is intimate and takes some passion. Nothing warms a woman’s heart like a good, slow kiss. You don’t always have to be in the throws of a love session to extend a nice lip lock, but be debonaire. Inch in closer to her and give her some steady eye contact. Cradle/caress her face, play in her hair and take it slow. Do you see? It’s not just a slob down, you’re sharing each other’s air, in essence.
Tease her - on those nights when you’re laying there in bed, try not to get it in! Try something else instead. Lay there with her her and give her some good strong touch and squeezes. The sense of touch is often overlooked in the bedroom. But don’t be so obvious, of course all the lady parts are fun to touch but make a point to put your hand on or across the parts of her body that turn you on. Tell her you love her legs or whatever it is! And don’t forget the kisses. She’ll eventually try and make the move but resist. Tell her you just want to feel on her … and watch what happens in the middle of the night or in the morning.
Communicate - more often than not, a woman will be the first to send the sexy text explaining what she wants to do to you, where and how, but beat her to it for once. Take it a step further and hit her up with a text first in the morning, tell her you miss her and can’t wait to see her again. Then midday, let the sexting begin. Now you’ve got her consumed with thoughts of you from morning until you finally see her later that night. Simple. Persistence and charm are surefire ways to keep her swooning over you.
Be spontaneous - take her somewhere that she’s never been and do something she’s never done before, for she will forever remember “that time we …” whether it’s a racing zone, a shooting range or a fishing trip – the point is she’s trying something new and different … with you. Or on a rainy day, convince her to take a stroll in the wetness. Sounds corny, but she would be completely obliged to take you up on it because it’s simply something you want to do … with her.
See fellas, it’s not always about the bedroom, lavish dinners or the amount of money you spend. Women are practical and simple too! Good old-fashioned time, attention and intimacy is all a woman could ask for from you … on a consistent basis. You don’t have to bust out the Romeo everyday, but go the extra mile sometimes and you will be the apple
of her eye! P.S. this is not to be discontinued once you make things official … keep it up!!
For the full article follow this link: BOSSIP
Kissing - kissing is intimate and takes some passion. Nothing warms a woman’s heart like a good, slow kiss. You don’t always have to be in the throws of a love session to extend a nice lip lock, but be debonaire. Inch in closer to her and give her some steady eye contact. Cradle/caress her face, play in her hair and take it slow. Do you see? It’s not just a slob down, you’re sharing each other’s air, in essence.
Tease her - on those nights when you’re laying there in bed, try not to get it in! Try something else instead. Lay there with her her and give her some good strong touch and squeezes. The sense of touch is often overlooked in the bedroom. But don’t be so obvious, of course all the lady parts are fun to touch but make a point to put your hand on or across the parts of her body that turn you on. Tell her you love her legs or whatever it is! And don’t forget the kisses. She’ll eventually try and make the move but resist. Tell her you just want to feel on her … and watch what happens in the middle of the night or in the morning.
Communicate - more often than not, a woman will be the first to send the sexy text explaining what she wants to do to you, where and how, but beat her to it for once. Take it a step further and hit her up with a text first in the morning, tell her you miss her and can’t wait to see her again. Then midday, let the sexting begin. Now you’ve got her consumed with thoughts of you from morning until you finally see her later that night. Simple. Persistence and charm are surefire ways to keep her swooning over you.
Be spontaneous - take her somewhere that she’s never been and do something she’s never done before, for she will forever remember “that time we …” whether it’s a racing zone, a shooting range or a fishing trip – the point is she’s trying something new and different … with you. Or on a rainy day, convince her to take a stroll in the wetness. Sounds corny, but she would be completely obliged to take you up on it because it’s simply something you want to do … with her.
See fellas, it’s not always about the bedroom, lavish dinners or the amount of money you spend. Women are practical and simple too! Good old-fashioned time, attention and intimacy is all a woman could ask for from you … on a consistent basis. You don’t have to bust out the Romeo everyday, but go the extra mile sometimes and you will be the apple
of her eye! P.S. this is not to be discontinued once you make things official … keep it up!!
For the full article follow this link: BOSSIP
19 November 2009
15 November 2009
14 November 2009
Things I Learned From The Desert [REPOST]
Don't be late... EVER!
Your first brief is long and boring... just like every briefing you will have the whole time
your day off is not exactly the greatest thing in the world
if you want to use your laptop... find an outlet.. FAST!
at night they show boobs on the fashion channel
soccer is the biggest thing over here... watch soccer
buy extra everything
walk on the sidewalks... unless you wanna f*ck your shoes up
save empty water bottles, they're good for peeing in... well if you're a guy at least
throw your full pee bottles away before you roommates see them
everybody uses Skype here... ignore their loud conversation as best as you can
the best time to take a shower is 11am
wear shower shoes
the walls of the stalls in the toilets are filled with homosexual and racist drawings and statements
using the media center phones to call home is pointless
don't waste time looking for a lot of new magazines
don't tell a female cop that she looks like Steven Seagal
bring your disconnected cell phone and charger... you'll need the phone numbers
order what you need online as soon as possible
drop off laundry ever 2 days
call anyone you want a b*tch... it's cool
don't walk between the flag poles
get lots of sleep
the vegetables are bland at the chow hall
the milk spoils in 2 days
you're a dumbass if you buy a laptop over here... or anything electronic for that matter
supply will give you anything you want... except airplane parts when you need them
TCNs have no clue that what they just said is racist... don't attack TCNs
if you like it... it will break, be stolen, or be lost
just about everybody has porn if that's what you desire
everybody also has either a Zune or iPod
the "Bra" has decent Internet service til the sun goes down... then you're screwed
the BPC has the best Internet
wanna go home? or work? OPSTOWN bus is your best bet
if she's a 6 at home she's a 10 here... look around for confirmation
everybody complains except the jackasses who like it here... JACKASSES!
everybody stares at you... ignore them
don't buy water... it's everywhere
check your bank accounts often
yes they will dry clean your ABU pants aka the last thing you would ever want f*ckin' dry cleaned!
if they're a lot of cops at the gate, there is probably a cute female up there
there will be more shots to get
take as long of a shower as you want... nobody cares
you spend more time at work then you do at your dorm
there will be an a$$hole who thinks it's a good idea to hide your ID card to "teach you a lesson"
do not "teach him a lesson" by hiding one of his tools til the last possible moment
speak to every cute girl... they love it
if you really really really really really need something... sorry... it's out of stock already
Facebook chatting is the way to go
don't spend your whole check on crap you wouldn't buy back home
buy a $4 outlet converter... trust me
keep you fridge full of water at all times
if the lights go off... put in ear plugs to shut out that beeping noise
music will save your life
pay attention when you ride somewhere new
if you get a break, make the best of it
if someone looks upset... stand back!
unless you're bigger than them... in that case, who gives a f*ck if they're upset?!
if someone tries to stop you for something stupid, just run away... they won't chase you
charge your devices
keep your room clean
don't leave food out either
Jordan Battles looks like a bad porn star... a gay one!
there is some weird music over here... listen to it
wear your sunscreen white people
stop laughing at their sunburn black people
Your first brief is long and boring... just like every briefing you will have the whole time
your day off is not exactly the greatest thing in the world
if you want to use your laptop... find an outlet.. FAST!
at night they show boobs on the fashion channel
soccer is the biggest thing over here... watch soccer
buy extra everything
walk on the sidewalks... unless you wanna f*ck your shoes up
save empty water bottles, they're good for peeing in... well if you're a guy at least
throw your full pee bottles away before you roommates see them
everybody uses Skype here... ignore their loud conversation as best as you can
the best time to take a shower is 11am
wear shower shoes
the walls of the stalls in the toilets are filled with homosexual and racist drawings and statements
using the media center phones to call home is pointless
don't waste time looking for a lot of new magazines
don't tell a female cop that she looks like Steven Seagal
bring your disconnected cell phone and charger... you'll need the phone numbers
order what you need online as soon as possible
drop off laundry ever 2 days
call anyone you want a b*tch... it's cool
don't walk between the flag poles
get lots of sleep
the vegetables are bland at the chow hall
the milk spoils in 2 days
you're a dumbass if you buy a laptop over here... or anything electronic for that matter
supply will give you anything you want... except airplane parts when you need them
TCNs have no clue that what they just said is racist... don't attack TCNs
if you like it... it will break, be stolen, or be lost
just about everybody has porn if that's what you desire
everybody also has either a Zune or iPod
the "Bra" has decent Internet service til the sun goes down... then you're screwed
the BPC has the best Internet
wanna go home? or work? OPSTOWN bus is your best bet
if she's a 6 at home she's a 10 here... look around for confirmation
everybody complains except the jackasses who like it here... JACKASSES!
everybody stares at you... ignore them
don't buy water... it's everywhere
check your bank accounts often
yes they will dry clean your ABU pants aka the last thing you would ever want f*ckin' dry cleaned!
if they're a lot of cops at the gate, there is probably a cute female up there
there will be more shots to get
take as long of a shower as you want... nobody cares
you spend more time at work then you do at your dorm
there will be an a$$hole who thinks it's a good idea to hide your ID card to "teach you a lesson"
do not "teach him a lesson" by hiding one of his tools til the last possible moment
speak to every cute girl... they love it
if you really really really really really need something... sorry... it's out of stock already
Facebook chatting is the way to go
don't spend your whole check on crap you wouldn't buy back home
buy a $4 outlet converter... trust me
keep you fridge full of water at all times
if the lights go off... put in ear plugs to shut out that beeping noise
music will save your life
pay attention when you ride somewhere new
if you get a break, make the best of it
if someone looks upset... stand back!
unless you're bigger than them... in that case, who gives a f*ck if they're upset?!
if someone tries to stop you for something stupid, just run away... they won't chase you
charge your devices
keep your room clean
don't leave food out either
Jordan Battles looks like a bad porn star... a gay one!
there is some weird music over here... listen to it
wear your sunscreen white people
stop laughing at their sunburn black people
Facebook Chat Sessions...
Damon
in America we celebrate Veteran's day with beer
8:24pmJordan
sweet
in iraq we celebrate it with....nothing
8:25pmDamon
exactly...[taking a slow sip of beer] damn shame huh
8:26pmJordan
what kind?
8:27pmDamon
Heineken
8:28pmJordan
oh
i don't drink that shit.
you can chug away all you want
8:28pmDamon
Black man's nectar
8:28pmJordan
hahaha oh i had no idea
8:28pmDamon
its a Black thang!
[tap dancing]
can't wait till feb
8:29pmJordan
i've never heard that
why
8:29pmDamon
its in our handbook
8:29pmJordan
what's goin on in feb
8:29pmDamon
Black History
8:29pmJordan
haha you're the only black person i know that like heini
haha ok
8:30pmDamon
really? I'm the only Black person you know?
8:30pmJordan
haha the only one that likes heiniken
most black people i know don't mess with beer
and the ones that do
drink other imports
8:31pmDamon
vodka!!!
8:31pmJordan
like dos equis
haha yeah
8:31pmDamon
lots of ciroc... or goose
I stop letting girls drink goose around me though
8:32pmJordan
why? they take advantage of you?
8:33pmDamon
they try. they get outta control horny
I get into trouble sometimes
8:35pmJordan
hahah there you go
irresistable
so what's happening in feb
8:35pmDamon
Vegas baby!!!
8:36pmJordan
haha me too!
8:36pmDamon
true true.
8:36pmJordan
yeah
8:36pmDamon
Air force or personal
8:36pmJordan
personal
on my way to alaska
8:37pmDamon
Alaska? and why would you be going there?
8:37pmJordan
pcs
8:37pmDamon
you picked Alaska?
8:38pmJordan
no
kinda i suppose
i just changed it to worldwide
and a week later i got orders to alaska
8:38pmDamon
haha shot yourself in the foot huh?
8:38pmJordan
i don't mind
8:38pmDamon
I hate the cold
8:38pmJordan
i mean i like ga and the weather and i love my friends
but i need a change
8:39pmDamon
we are a island people
8:39pmJordan
only 3 more years left
8:39pmDamon
we wilkersons
8:39pmJordan
and i don't mind speding them up there
8:39pmDamon
3 years til what?
8:39pmJordan
you've told me
8:39pmDamon
huh? when did I tell you that?
8:42pmJordan
a while back you told me that
and 3 years til i get out
i'm halfway baby!
8:42pmDamon
I got till April 2011... if I choose
4 year baby
8:43pmJordan
haha okok you win
i'm out for the night
i'll talk to you later
8:44pmDamon
later chica...keep fighting the good fight! sober as all Hell HAHAHA
8:44pmJordan
haha i hate you
8:44pmDamon
yeah... sure you do :)
8:46pmJordan is offline.
in America we celebrate Veteran's day with beer
8:24pmJordan
sweet
in iraq we celebrate it with....nothing
8:25pmDamon
exactly...[taking a slow sip of beer] damn shame huh
8:26pmJordan
what kind?
8:27pmDamon
Heineken
8:28pmJordan
oh
i don't drink that shit.
you can chug away all you want
8:28pmDamon
Black man's nectar
8:28pmJordan
hahaha oh i had no idea
8:28pmDamon
its a Black thang!
[tap dancing]
can't wait till feb
8:29pmJordan
i've never heard that
why
8:29pmDamon
its in our handbook
8:29pmJordan
what's goin on in feb
8:29pmDamon
Black History
8:29pmJordan
haha you're the only black person i know that like heini
haha ok
8:30pmDamon
really? I'm the only Black person you know?
8:30pmJordan
haha the only one that likes heiniken
most black people i know don't mess with beer
and the ones that do
drink other imports
8:31pmDamon
vodka!!!
8:31pmJordan
like dos equis
haha yeah
8:31pmDamon
lots of ciroc... or goose
I stop letting girls drink goose around me though
8:32pmJordan
why? they take advantage of you?
8:33pmDamon
they try. they get outta control horny
I get into trouble sometimes
8:35pmJordan
hahah there you go
irresistable
so what's happening in feb
8:35pmDamon
Vegas baby!!!
8:36pmJordan
haha me too!
8:36pmDamon
true true.
8:36pmJordan
yeah
8:36pmDamon
Air force or personal
8:36pmJordan
personal
on my way to alaska
8:37pmDamon
Alaska? and why would you be going there?
8:37pmJordan
pcs
8:37pmDamon
you picked Alaska?
8:38pmJordan
no
kinda i suppose
i just changed it to worldwide
and a week later i got orders to alaska
8:38pmDamon
haha shot yourself in the foot huh?
8:38pmJordan
i don't mind
8:38pmDamon
I hate the cold
8:38pmJordan
i mean i like ga and the weather and i love my friends
but i need a change
8:39pmDamon
we are a island people
8:39pmJordan
only 3 more years left
8:39pmDamon
we wilkersons
8:39pmJordan
and i don't mind speding them up there
8:39pmDamon
3 years til what?
8:39pmJordan
you've told me
8:39pmDamon
huh? when did I tell you that?
8:42pmJordan
a while back you told me that
and 3 years til i get out
i'm halfway baby!
8:42pmDamon
I got till April 2011... if I choose
4 year baby
8:43pmJordan
haha okok you win
i'm out for the night
i'll talk to you later
8:44pmDamon
later chica...keep fighting the good fight! sober as all Hell HAHAHA
8:44pmJordan
haha i hate you
8:44pmDamon
yeah... sure you do :)
8:46pmJordan is offline.
13 November 2009
02 November 2009
*Turtle Story*
Here's a little story for you. ENJOY!
Well I was on my way back to GA from SC the other week when I came down this rural road and saw this big ass turtle by a pond. So I'm thinking since I'm not in a big hurry I'll stop and check it out, maybe take a few pictures too. So I pull over and see that this turtle is bigger than I thought... and old! So I snap a few pics and just as I'm about to get back in my car to drive away, I get this big idea. There's this lake that I always pass when I'm headed back to Robins. I figure this old turtle might like a change of scenery. So I figure out a way to get him into my trunk without getting bit and I'm back on the road. The whole time I'm hoping he isn't back there chewing on something or pissing/sh*tting everywhere. So about a hour and half later I arrive at the lake. So I'm all excited about getting this bad boy out here to his new home and you know what....
Open up the trunk...
NO TURTLE!!!!
Well I was on my way back to GA from SC the other week when I came down this rural road and saw this big ass turtle by a pond. So I'm thinking since I'm not in a big hurry I'll stop and check it out, maybe take a few pictures too. So I pull over and see that this turtle is bigger than I thought... and old! So I snap a few pics and just as I'm about to get back in my car to drive away, I get this big idea. There's this lake that I always pass when I'm headed back to Robins. I figure this old turtle might like a change of scenery. So I figure out a way to get him into my trunk without getting bit and I'm back on the road. The whole time I'm hoping he isn't back there chewing on something or pissing/sh*tting everywhere. So about a hour and half later I arrive at the lake. So I'm all excited about getting this bad boy out here to his new home and you know what....
Open up the trunk...
NO TURTLE!!!!
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