7:11pmMe
what up cougar?
7:17pmElisha
lol not too much and you
7:17pmMe
chillin, before I go to the gym to shootaround. I wanna HOOP!!!!!
7:18pmElisha
oh okay i feel ya...lately everyone i know has been wanting to play b ball or go swimming
7:19pmMe
we were supposed go to the waterpark tomorrow but its supposed to rain so we just gonna go play wally ball and basketball instead
7:19pmElisha
oh gotcha
7:20pmMe
I tagged you, hope you don't mind
7:20pmElisha
naw i don't felt a lil special lol
7:21pmMe
kkkool!
my "ex" untagged herself
that was weird
7:21pmElisha
awww
maybe she still feels some sort of way...
7:22pmMe
she's married...
but that can't be it.
she loves stuff like that
7:23pmElisha
oh well i wouldn't know why then
7:23pmMe
me either.
I have to start deleting people again... its a terrible process
7:24pmElisha
awww yeah i know how that goes
7:27pmMe
its only hard cause I can't remeber if I asked them to be friends or not
and I gotta find the balls to delete Jessica
7:27pmElisha
well damn lol do you know who the are?
idk who that is but alright.....
7:29pmMe
me and her went out twice, had a great time, I was supposed to come over to play the wii with her one night and she didn't answer the phone. I had to cancel cause I had to work, I was calling to tell her. but she ignore my calls and emails for 2 weeks.... so I left it alone. still don't know what happened
she's never contacted me since
7:30pmElisha
oh idk....you think she would be that salty about it?
7:31pmMe
about what? I never got the chance to tell her I wasn't coming. we were fine on wednesday, didn't talk thursday and by friday she was a ghost
women are crazy
7:31pmElisha
well damn
7:32pmMe
maybe I dodged a bullet...
7:32pmElisha
maybe
7:33pmMe
maybe I'm lucky it didn't go farther...
7:33pmElisha
possibly
7:33pmMe
either way, she's done in my book
7:33pmElisha
so why are you going to delete her then
7:35pmMe
cause, I have the paranoid feeling that she just spies on me... we haven't talked in months... and the way she went about ignoring me, why should she have access to my life?
7:36pmElisha
well you might have a point there
7:38pmMe
hmm do I delete her sisters too???
7:38pmElisha
why?
7:38pmMe
well, for security reasons... I guess
they probably wouldn't even notice
7:38pmElisha
well hmmm
they may or may not
kinda depends on how they are
7:39pmMe
that's their sister, I'm just some dude
7:42pmElisha
oh wow
7:44pmMe
big ole country booties
7:44pmElisha
haha
7:51pmMe
deleted!!!
I feel a lil better
7:51pmElisha
all of them?
7:51pmMe
yeah
7:51pmElisha
wow...well how do ya feel
oh my fault
you already said it
7:52pmMe
now, since I'm in the mood, I'll delete a few more people wasting space
7:52pmElisha
welll dang you on a deleting spree now?
7:53pmMe
naw, just taking a few moments to trim the "fat"
7:53pmElisha
hahahaha! nicely put
7:54pmMe
the criteria is as follows:
have we met face to face and had a convo?
7:55pmElisha
well if your asking me....that's a NO
strike 1
7:55pmMe
have we hung out ever?
7:55pmElisha
No.....strike 2
7:55pmMe
do we have a family connect?
7:56pmElisha
NO.....strike 3
7:56pmMe
I wasn't done but... ummm I guess I can delete you next then
7:56pmElisha
yeah seems like I am to be next in line....
7:56pmMe
too bad
7:57pmElisha
yeah....guess i was some of the fat
7:57pmMe
let's see, where are the E's
7:57pmElisha
here's my fate....
it's been nice knowing ya.....
7:57pmMe
it has indeed
7:59pmElisha
ADIOS!!!!!
7:59pmMe
where you going?
8:00pmElisha
you deleting me....so i guess out of your fb world...
8:00pmMe
oh
have I yet?
8:01pmElisha
nope.....i'm assuming you haven't reached the E's yhet
yet
8:01pmMe
still in the C's
8:01pmElisha
my time is getting closer...
8:01pmMe
hmm are they... only 2 people know for sure
8:02pmElisha
know for sure what?
8:02pmMe
whether you'll still be around in a few minutes
8:02pmElisha
uh oh....I'm sweating bullets....
8:02pmMe
I'm sure you're not
8:03pmElisha
you didn't give me my last meal or nothing
8:03pmMe
what would you eat?
8:03pmElisha
ummm enchiladas
8:04pmMe
and how would you die?
8:04pmElisha
quick and easy
8:04pmMe
the needle?
8:04pmElisha
`that's too slow....but i guess the quickest
8:05pmMe
firing party... I'm pretty killer on the firing party. one of the best
8:05pmElisha
if that's quick and easy then yeah
8:06pmMe
D's
you want me on the line?
8:06pmElisha
behind it
8:06pmMe
umm no the actullay firind squad... I'd aim for your heart
quick and fast
8:07pmElisha
well then do it that way then...
8:07pmMe
E's
8:07pmElisha
Ahhhhh.....
8:07pmMe
goodbye Ebony Smalls!
8:08pmElisha
walking with the rest of the E's that didn't make the cut
8:08pmMe
Elisha Lysha Burley.... you've been pardoned. pack yo sh*t! you getting outta here
8:08pmElisha
wooooo whooooo!!!!
8:09pmMe
not so fast...
8:09pmElisha
uh oh...
big gulp
8:09pmMe
what's that?
{pointing} that!
what is it?
8:09pmElisha
looking at the pointing....what is what?
8:10pmMe
above your collarbone, right side
that!
8:10pmElisha
my neck....
8:10pmMe
no! that mark!
is that a terrorist sign?
what language is that??
8:11pmElisha
hell no!! that is a mark since middle school
i am no terrorist!
8:12pmMe
really? well you wouldn't mind step into this room off to the side for some questioning would you?
8:12pmElisha
i don't have anything to hide question all you want
8:13pmMe
good.... STRIP HER!!!! FULL CAVITY SEARCH!!!
8:14pmElisha
damn not the cavity search tho.....well you won't find anything
you all just want to see me naked and cop a feel!
8:15pmMe
{putting on latex gloves} you can either do this the easy way..... or my way
8:16pmElisha
either way your getting some kind of joy out of this
8:17pmMe
sounds like the taunts of a terrorist.... guess we're doing this my way 3:-)
8:17pmElisha
you just want to cop a feel
you'll be mad when you don't find anything but yesterday's dinner
8:18pmMe
serving my country ma'am... now bend over and spread em
8:18pmElisha
NO wait!!!!
8:18pmMe
what now?
8:18pmElisha
I need a lady to strip search me.....
where is she?!?!?!
i'm suing!!!
8:19pmMe
she's on lunch break, so we're stuck with each other
8:19pmElisha
well i'll wait till she comes back
8:19pmMe
now if you'll kindly bend at the waist
8:19pmElisha
i'll just wait....i have nothing but time on my hands....
Me
well I don't! so let's get to this!
8:21pmElisha
i'll wait for a female
8:22pmMe
well too bad. I've been tasked to search you now. so I'm only gonna ask you once more... after that I won't be asking at all
8:23pmElisha
where is the female it's my right to be searched by a female
8:23pmMe
you have given up all your rights when you accepted my friend request!
should've read the fine print
8:24pmElisha
where is the female!?!?!
8:24pmMe
ok! no more asking!!!
8:24pmElisha
you just want to touch mw
me
8:25pmMe
haha! is that what you think? {adjusting my gloves}
8:26pmElisha
unless....
8:26pmMe
unless what? you tryna stall???
8:27pmElisha
just go on with the damn search
8:27pmMe
good! that's better....
{searching}
8:27pmElisha
hurry up it's cold in this room
8:27pmMe
I can see that
8:27pmElisha
the least you could do was warm your hands up
8:28pmMe
its not supposed to be a "fun time"
8:28pmElisha
i'm not enjoying this.....hurry up
8:29pmMe
umm what's this? {feeling around}
8:29pmElisha
you probably feel my kidneys
8:30pmMe
oh! I know what that is... small rough patch of skin... hmm
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