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Here's One For J-Real...hate this damn song though:(

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I found this website that has some great tee shirts. Here are a few I might buy soon. ENJOY!

The Life And Times Of...MidiMarc

MidiMarc has a dog named Flea
MidiMarc makes beats for music artists
MidiMarc drives a Chevy Impala
MidiMarc loves music
MidiMarc can communicate with chickens
MidiMarc loves sneakers...especially Dunks
MidiMarc has a dad who is a Minister
MidiMarc usually has a mohawk
MidiMarc is a funny dude
MidiMarc owns the world's only vagina pearl
MidiMarc raps
MidiMarc produces a sugary substance from his palms
MidiMarc invented Black electricity
MidiMarc head "butts" Amy L. Jones
MidiMarc loves Alize
MidiMarc is a lush
MidiMarc has a very short mother
MidiMarc has two mothers
MidiMarc likes Turkey and Raisin Bread sandwiches
MidiMarc hosts a podcast that you should listen to
MidiMarc has won numerous beat battles
Midimarc once threw a midget into a pina coloda foam bath
MidiMarc doesn't always take money from female artists for beats...wink wink
MidiMarc likes to drive around town
MidiMarc makes a funny noise when he sleeps
MidiMarc can juggle
MidiMarc can out muscle a polar bear
MidiMarc has a bullsh*t detector
MidiMarc makes beats in his sleep
MidiMarc writes a article for the Source called "Deadbeat Rappers"
MidiMarc can tell what animal any person looks like
MidiMarc once hit a drunk tree sloth with his car
MidiMarc has family in Texas and Detroit
MidiMarc can paint...but only with a few colors...red and purple scare him
MidiMarc plays basketball
MidiMarc also does commentary
MidiMarc was in the movie Juice
MidiMarc can lift Thor's hammer
MidiMarc is well known on the independent Hip Hop scene
MidiMarc is banned from IHOP for his anti-hobo comments
MidiMarc has exclusive hats
MidiMarc knows the lyrics to all Wu-Tang songs
MidiMarc listens to Soul music
MidiMarc can speak Japanese but doesn't understand Japanese
MidiMarc thinks wolverines make good pets
MidiMarc can start a fire with his hands
MidiMarc will beg you to ride to Wal-Mart with him then get you into a car accident
MidiMarc can laugh really loud
MidiMarc was voted "Most Likely to Get the Cover of Jet Magazine" in high school
MidiMarc should not under any circumstances be wrestled with
MidiMarc loves cartoons...weird cartoons!
MidiMarc knows the theme songs from 100 TV shows
MidiMarc eats his popcorn with sugar on it
MidiMarc is not to be left alone with any large quantity of liquid
MidiMarc writes a blog... here's the address midimarc.blogspot.com

How Gangsta Is Yo Street!?

The Life and Times of.... Amy L. Jones

Amy has a motorcycle
Amy has a nickname. Its Casper
Amy has two sons
Amy loves her sons
Amy owns a Ridgeline truck
Amy beats the hell out of her sons
Amy's sons kinda bring it on themselves
Amy can see father than must people her height
Amy carries a pistol
Amy has a dog named Bones
Amy can cook catfish
Amy lives in Texas
Amy is a E-7 in the US Army
Amy likes to go to the club
Amy is a trained CPR technician
Amy can sail a boat
Amy is short
Amy plays basketball
Amy can't beat Damon in basketball:)
Amy likes to travel
Amy has a terrible cell provider....aka T-Mobile
Amy likes vodka
Amy once stole an old lady's hat and ran with it
Amy can run 6 miles without stopping
Amy likes movies
Amy thinks "The Matrix" is based on a true story
Amy once drove a golf ball 500 feet...it was in her trunk
Amy celebrates Smothers Day
Amy can't sing
Amy can freestyle
Amy use to work in a pet store
Amy likes all kinds of music
Amy hates "urban country" music
Amy loves puppies
Amy hates cats
Amy doesn't like when men pee outside...especially on her trees
Amy doesn't smoke
Amy doesn't drink...less than anyone else
Amy knows three languages
Amy thinks sign language is for lazy people
Amy can tap dance
Amy swims very well
Amy uses her booty as a floatation device
Amy has been all over the world
Amy is colorblind in one eye
Amy once beat up two men
Amy knows Judo and Kempo
Amy loves to play the Wii
Amy hates to lose on the Wii
Amy throws Wii remotes....HARD!
Amy likes ice cream
Amy has these sandals that need to go on the witness protection program
Amy loves her friends
Amy choke a goat to death once
Amy has 4 tattoos
Amy has 8 piercings
Amy can't show you two of those piercings
Amy thinks fat people falling down is funny
Amy also thinks monkey balls are funny
Amy doesn't know the Cum Laude family
Amy score lower than a 88 on her ASVAB:-P
Amy is not Jewish
Amy says stop asking her if she is
Amy hates her middle name
Amy's middle name is LYNN!!!!!! hahahahaha

I Need A President That Is Tuned Into The Technology Generation....This Generation's!!!

Wanna Know True Embarassment?

So I was in the library one day last week and I was gonna get a few things done on the Internet. I usual download some music, and videos, check my email and buy sh*t. So while I'm doing most of this I like to listen to music in the background browser.....



So I got these iPod headphones from RJ and I like how they are louder than my old headphones. The library just got brand new computers with DVD Burners and all... I plug in and start surfing. I go to youtube instead of my usual MySpace playlist, cause I had some videos I had favorited but hadn't really watched yet. So there's this one TI music video and one by Young Jeezy..... that's when I notice this one called "Eat me out". Its a white girl at work rapping this old song called "Put It In My Mouth" by Aknelye...yeah I spelled that all wrong but anyway... so I turn it up a little to hear it... so I'm listening and thinking to myself..."damn these some good ass headphones!", "they must be surround sound!"



So I take one ear bud out to realize that not only has the sound been coming out of my headphones very loudly but also.................the computers built in speakers!!!!!!!



There were little kids running around....old people probably looking at emailed pictures of their grand babies.....



EMBARRASSMENT-1 Damon-0



you ever get so embarrassed that you get a hot feeling in your throat and chest....

Random Shots:The Vodka Edition

went to Hooters last night with Chase, Shaun and Jose....our waitress was nervous as HELL...I had fries and a BBQ Hamburger....Chase and Jose had the Crab legs....I beat Chase in Fight Night...loser!... hahahaha...Ali found my thumb drive!...told me just before I opened the new one I brought...just in time....lol....Justine was mad at me...she cool now....Hurricane Ike is HUGE!...they say its the size of 4 Georgias....GET THE F*CK OUT!!!!....NOW!!!!....Amy is cool though....ordered some art supplies...finally gonna get back into it...thanks to Adam Hughes...YouTube.com his name...awesome artist...MySpace is the devil...in case you didn't know...is it just me or has John McCain aged like a year every month since he started running for President?...if he does win, he's probably gonna die within the first 9 days...goodbye to VIBE magazine...I will not be re-scribing....don't worry KING and SLAM...Complex?...maybe...everybody wants to know where I get my clothes and shoes and hats...how about you check my websites to the right jackasses!....that's what they are there for!...for something cool...YouTube.com search speed painting...Nico di Mattia is a good source...



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The Life and Times of Justine

Well I'm finally going to write this blog I promised you. Here we go!

Justine is a girl I know from Tech School....
Justine is Native American....
Justine works in the Medical field....
Justine's favorite colors are purple and green....
Justine likes to wear dresses....
Justine has a little sister....
Justine likes peanut butter...
Justine is from New Mexico....(there's a "new" Mexico???)
Justine thinks her Supervisor is an idiot....
Justine plays basketball for her base....
Justine has really long hair....
Justine likes her "firewater"....
Justine says "what the Hell!" a lot....
Justine also says "whatever" a lot....
Justine likes to take pictures....
Justine hates thunder....
Justine fights dirty....
Justine once put a girl's head thru a glass window....
Justine is very violet....
Justine sleeps like a + sign....
Justine likes to travel....
Justine loves animals....
Justine had a pet cat until she accidentally ran it over with her car....
Justine likes to read books....
Justine hates to read the newspaper....
Justine is Catholic....
Justine thinks Jesus is magic....
Justine takes 3 showers a day....
Justine doesn't know what the word ashy means....
Justine likes the smell of Armani Black cologne....
Justine also likes the smell of fried chicken....
Justine is a 1st class archer....
Justine can change her own tire....
Justine was her High School's Student Body President....
Justine got impeached....
Justine can't whistle....
Justine has a high belly button....
Justine has a tattoo of a monkey on her back....
Justine hates smokers....
Justine once saved a woman's life when she gave her CPR....
Justine doesn't think old people smell good at all....
Justine spits in people's mouths while they sleep....
Justine can't pronounce the word "witchhazel"
Justine isn't voting for John McCain....
Justine was a dog walker....
Justine likes to drink Kool-Aid....
Justine puts hot sauce on her popcorn....
Justine eats all the muffin tops off then puts the muffins back....
Justine listens to classical jazz....
Justine says "f*ck you" when someone sneezes....
Justine loves Damon...........I think

My Trip To South Carolina... Random Shots Style

The trip was a overall D+... I really didn't do too much but spend money on other people... it seems like that's all I do now when I go home... everybody got their hands out... didn't do two of the things I said I wanted to... saw my mama... she had to work though... hung out with my dad... didn't see much family... maybe next time I should really stay in a hotel... no REALLY!... it'll be my best bet for doing what I want... Mikey how you gonna lock your keys in the car then talk shit?... Amy you didn't miss a thing... got so mad I just went home the last night... didn't play ball... AGAIN!!!... it just ain't gonna happen I guess... here are a couple ghosts... Trout... Jeremy... Amy(hahahaha)... Val... Brennan... Chill... so what have I learned?... when you go home... expect to spend a lot of money for no reason... expect a lot of pointless driving... expect to not have as much fun as you think you will... in my case, expect to lose your thumb drive and never see it again... remember that your friends all have things to do... even when they don't have anything to do!?... if you can, keep the list of people who know you're coming home to no more than 3... always leave somewhere 45 minutes earlier than you intended to... trust me on that one... and when all else fails... go where you want, even if you're alone... you will at least be doing what you want to... even if its boring to others

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